I'm really sorry for the wait, everybody!

Day 6

Me (voice over): They're tired, hungry, and they smell freakin' horrible. But their luck will soon change…not. Hahaha!…I love myself!

(all are eating potatoes)

Sally: I can't all we've had to drink is coconut milk.

Jack (mockingly towards Mayor): Don't forget the "lemonade"

Mayor: Don't you mean "happy juice", moron?

Jack: You wanna go? Huh? (holds up fists)

Mayor (does the same): Yeah, come on, wimp!

Oogie (sobbing): STOP IT!! STOP IT!! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?!?!

(Silence)

Mayor: OMG! You watch "The Lovey-Dovey-Kissy-Goo-Goo Hour, too?

Oogie: Did you see episode 28 when…(rambles on)

(Oogie and Mayor begin quoting the soap opera in unison)

Jack: That was really creepy…

Barrel: In about a week, or so. We're going have to vote a member off. Like on the REAL Survivor.

(I appear out of nowhere)

Me: How all yall crazy kids doing?

Jack: I thought you said you'd be back in a month!

Me: Well, I just wanted to check up on you to see if you're tearing at each other's throats yet.

(More Silence)

Oogie (peacefully): We're all friends; we would never have such horrible feelings towards each other.
Barrel (picks up a nickel off the ground): Hey! I found a nickel!

Oogie (jumps up into the air and does a butt slam on Barrel, crushing him): GIMMEE THAT NICKEL, YOU LITTLE BOOGER!!

Me: Okay, that was pretty much the creepiest thing I've ever seen…

Shock: I have a question

Me: Spit it out, ugly.

Shock: What does the winner get?

Me: Um…(nervous chuckle)

Shock: You were going to give us something RIGHT?

Me (changes subject): Sally, you snore like a hobo with a cold, you know that?

Sally: (scoffs) Get a life, Bone.

Me: Yeah, like I haven't heard THAT one before.

Sally: Well, yo mamma's so dumb, she thinks Dick Chainey is what you use to—

Jack (stops Sally abruptly): Okay, I think we've heard enough for today.

Sally (while Jack is holding her back): Lemmee at 'im!

Me: I'll be back in another two weeks. (Ominous voice) That's when you get to vote a member off your team. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! (disappears)

Jack: I've said it once and I'll say it again: "What an ass…"