A/N: I know, how horrible am I for being an updater like this. It's been what, months? I'm sooo sorry! High School is tough, but I've finally gotten a new chappie up! It's Kelsi's time, and there's a lot of fighting in this chappie, and not much of a point to the story, but I'm feeling uninspired with this story, maybe because there aren't many reviews. Please please review!!!!!! Thanks to musiclover94, Penny (two reviews!), Heaven and Earth, xxxPrincessJololaxxx, AddictedStyle-x, and barbthebookworm for reviews!!


R- Well, we all know that my sister is an evil mastermind at times, but you'd be surprised to see who else can be devilishly tricky, an evil mastermind herself, and does it all without anyone having a single clue. Yes, I'm talking about Kelsey Nielson. Okay stop laughing. Seriously, she is! You know my whole plot, and what my evil plan was, but what you didn't know (until now) is that I had my own little sidekick, who I think had a mean streak. Not mean really, but mischievous. She helped me formulate my genius plan, and it wouldn't have happened if she wasn't there. She also was a great help in rehearsals, and we co wrote "Everyday." And of course, because she's a little on the short side, (don't tell her I told you that) and very quiet, she was the perfect spy. She heard lots of going-on's at Lava Springs, and no one knew except me, when she reported back to me. All in all, the best thing that came out of it was that I apologized for being mean to her in the past, and I made a very good friend. And now, here, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only………Kelsi Nielson!!

K- Oh shut up Ryan.

R- See?! I'm telling you she's evil!!!

K- You know I don't like that much attention on me.

R- Kelsi, we're writing this down. How am I drawing attention to you? Besides you should see my introduction.

K- What introduction?

R- Whoops, wasn't gonna mention that! Um, never mind. Let's get on with you telling about your summer at Lava Springs.

R- Kelsi?

K- "Devilishly tricky", "evil mastermind", "on the SHORT SIDE?!!!" What kind of introduction is that?

R- The one I didn't want you to read. Oh come on, stop giving me that look! Those were compliments!

K- Right. Compliments. Don't make me laugh, Evans.

R- Oho, so we're back on last-name bases, huh? Why is it everytime I try to sit down with someone to write up their account, they start fighting with me, or the person they're writing with? I don't fight with myself when I write.

K- Well, that would be pretty weird if you did.

R- It's been known to happen.

K-….I don't even want to know.

R- You know, you're much more outgoing on paper than you are in real life. Why is that?

K- I don't know. Maybe because it's easier to express myself through my thoughts and words, than just talking nonstop. It sounds better when I write down my thoughts on paper.

R- That makes sense. But it doesn't make sense why you are meaner on paper than in real life as well.

K- Goes back to the same principle.

R- Anyways, let's start from the beginning. What were your thoughts on the last day of school.

K- Same as anyone else's. Thank God, I can't wait, Ms. Darbus is insane, you know, the normal things.

R- Very true about the last one.

K- And even though it was a carefree, stress-free day, I couldn't stop thinking about my parent's conversation with me that morning. They had told me that I had to think about getting a job this summer, because college was coming up, and I couldn't just keep writing songs all the time.

R- gasp of surprise How dare they?! Criticize your writing? Don't they support you at all?

K- Of course they do, don't be ridiculous. They think I'm very talented, and respect that, but they don't think that will put money in my pocket right now, which is true.

R- Sell your songs and scripts on eBay. People will buy the weirdest, most random things on there. Trust me I know.

K- What did you sell on eBay?

R- A……costume of some sort…..that is very…..good for Halloween.

K- That sparkly thing that I saw in Sharpay's dressing room, with a fish head on it?

R- Dang girl, you are a good spy!

K- Well, it's kinda hard to miss.

R- I should have just burned that thing instead of letting it out into the world. All I got was $30 from it anyways!

K- I doubt it would burn. It's probably non-flammable.

R- Oh trust me, I would find a way to make it burn. Or shred it. Or launch it into outer space, preferably in the direction of a black hole.

K- Talk about getting off track.

R- You brought up – oh never mind. What was your initial reaction to Troy calling you, and telling you that you had a job?

K- Well, first I was surprised Troy called me at all, because he never had before, and he didn't really specify on what type of job it was, but it was better than flipping burgers at McDonald's, so I went for it.

R- And did you regret it?

K- Weeeelll, at some points I felt like quitting, but I'm glad I stayed. I made some new friends, hung with them all summer, and that paycheck at the end was pretty nice.

R- It always is. What did you do exactly? Play boring music for old, rich people?

K- Yep, just about. I almost fell asleep. Mr. Fulton didn't let me play anything that might actually be interesting to listen to.

R- Ah, well, you got to play at the talent show at least. That was a good song, if I do say so myself.

K- Of course you say so, you helped write it.

R- It was a masterpiece, don't you think? It turned out pretty good.

K- Yes it did. I think it was even better than some of my other pieces. And you and Gabriella sounded pretty good together.

R- Yeah, while it lasted.

K- What's that supposed to mean?

R- What? Oh, nothing. Anyways –

K- No, don't "nothing" me Ryan Evans! Are you jealous of Troy?

R- What? What would possibly make you think that?

K- Oh, I don't know, maybe because he took your spot in the talent show, your sister, your family, and the one girl you had a crush on?

R-…….how did you know that?

K- Lucky guess. Besides, it wasn't that hard to figure out. Aaannnd, I might have taken a peek at your journal.

R- ……I-I don't even know what to say….. I'm shocked beyond words.

K- Well, it was lying right out there in the open.

R- Now you sound like Sharpay.

K- Gee thanks! How?

R- She stole my journal last time, read it, and wrote in it without even asking!!

K- Oh yeah, I think I remember that. So Ryan, do you just sit around all day, and write emo-y things in your journal?

R- I don't write "emo-y" things! I was just not that thrilled with the way some things had gone.

K- Well, I guess that's true. And I can relate with you on some levels. You know that one song I wrote "You Are The Music In Me?" Well, that was one of my best songs ever, and Troy didn't even look at it. He also treated me kind of like a little kid, like I couldn't understand that he didn't want to sing, even thought he made such a big deal about it in the first place.

K-…….You aren't going to show this to anyone are you, like last time? Because I would come off sounding very mean and…well, you saw what I wrote.

R- You saw what I wrote too. I'm not letting anyone see that! I'd be even more left out than I am now!

K- You're not left out!

R- I'm sure not Mr. Popularity, or "East High's Primo Boy," or –

K- Oh, who cares about that?! You have real, true friends that care about you, that will be there for life, and that's what counts!

R- Wow, someone's feeling pretty passionate about friendship here!

K- Well, for a long time, I didn't have friends. And now that I do, I'm always grateful, and I won't take it for granted.

R- Wisely put Kelsi. Now, if you are so smart, don't you know that it's wrong to snoop in other peoples belongings? Especiallyif they are your friend's belongings?

K- Well, if there is something wrong with a friend, the other friend has the right to look into it, to possibly help that friend.

R- Was I really that obvious?

K- Um, yeah.

R- Oh…….That still doesn't give you the right to snoop in my private belongings.

K- Yes, it technically does.

R- Man, we really know how to waste time! No one is going to want to read us fighting for how many pages.

K- WHAT?!?!?! You said no one was going to read this!!!!!!!!!

R- No, I said they weren't going to read my part, and I'm going to rip out the part where you copied down what I wrote in my journal.

K-………I'm gonna kill you.

R- And we go back to the beginning again. You are evil!!

K- Ok, you know what? This is getting to be really annoying!! You can write the stupid book yourself!! Good bye!!

R-………Oooonnnnee is the loneliest number that you've ever known………I'm Mr. Lonely/I have nobodyyyyyyyyy to call my ooowwwwwwnn………….

R- stage whisper I'm singing out loud, and if I'm annoying enough, maybe she'll come back and yell at me! And then I'll convince her to stay! normal voice No, wait that's backwards. Oh well. This is not my day. 'Because you had a bad day, you take it one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it aroouund….you had a bad day, the camera's don't lie'…….now, I should sing that like the Chipmunks did in the movie. Come back Kelsi!!!! 'I'm sorryyyyy………I can't be perrrfeccttttt.'

R- OMG she's back!

K- Shut up. I only came over here to get you to stop singing, because truthfully, it's not that good.

R- I was being a bad singer on purpose, so I could annoy you enough to come back.

K- ……..Okay…..that makes a lot of sense…..not.

R- It's reverse psychology.

K- Well, did you hear your sister? She heard you singing bad, and is freaking out now, because she thinks you won't be able to do well at the Fall Festival performance.

R- She's heard me sing a million times before, she knows I'm not that bad. Actually, I don't think she has heard me sing before. She's only listening to herself.

K- Tell that to her face. No, she was worried that you're going to wreck your voice before the show.

R- Oh, I see.

K- Just out of curiosity, why were you singing?

R- Because it was loud and annoying, and I felt like it.

K- Well, your sister is going to bombard you with chamomile tea, honey, and bed rest for your voice.

R- Why me? This is your fault you know.

K- Mine? How is this my fault?

R- If you hadn't left me hanging here, I wouldn't have started singing, and now I wouldn't have problems with my sister.

K- Please, you would have started singing eventually.

R- Yeah, but by the time I would have gotten to be unable to resist the urge, she would have left for her hair appointment, and would be none the wiser.

K- Ah, I see. Well, sucks to be you!

R- Yeah, thank you very much.

K- So…..

R- We got off track AGAIN!!!! This is getting annoying.

K- Well, if you hadn't made that one complaint about Troy, and then we started fighting about what friends are and arent supposed to do, and then you got me mad –

R- And you stalked off, leaving me to rot.

K- Yes, of course that's what happened. I'm "evil", "devilishly tricky," etc.

R- See, even you are admitting it now!! I've achieved my goal.

K- Your goal?

R- Yes, for you to admit it. The secret life of Kelsi Nielson!!!!

K- You've been watching too many spy movies lately.

R- Hey, who doesn't love a good spy movie?

K- I don't.

R- Why not? They're exciting, dramatic, and there's always some unrequited love story, for the hopeless romantic girls.

K- And there's lots of blood, gore, shooting, and stuff like that. And a whole bunch of guys acting all macho, while the girls sit around being helpless.

R- Not true. Well, the blood and gore is, but some of those girls are kick-ass fighters and spies.

K- Well, not the ones I've seen.

R- Why are we talking about spy movies?

K- That is a very good question.

R- Well, I think we've wasted enough time fighting and screwing around. Any final thoughts about the summer, which is what we were supposed to be talking about in the first place. Everyone who's reading this is gonna be bored to tears.

K- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOW THIS TO ANYONE!!!!!

R- I know, I know. Have you heard of a website called Yeah, why?

R- Well, I think I'm going to create an account, and post this on there. Then everyone will know the true story, but they won't know that they know the truth, because they'll think I'm some random schmuck, who is just making this up.

K- Okay then……..that made no sense…….but……….are you going to put that part in?

R- No, I'm not.

K- Okay, well, not much else I can think of. Just that I was shocked that Sharpay gave you the Star Dazzle Award, instead of taking it herself.

R- Are you kidding? I just about passed out onstage………which would have been rather embarressing, seeing as how an actor is trained to improvise, and expect the unexpected.

K- Well, if you expect the unexpected, then it won't be unexpected, and then what you normally expect will be what you don't expect.

R- ……………………..

K- That made no sense did it?

R- Um, no.

K- Okay, I'm done blabblering everyone. Thank you for reading this, pardon Ryan's bad singing, and this is the truth. No kidding. Don't tell anyone what I said though.

R- Okay, good bye Kelsi.

K- Good bye.

R- Well, again we got a little off track, but it was still fun. I know that you didn't really get much out of Kelsi, (not surprising, eh?) but I hope you enjoyed our talk, and didn't give up halfway through, because we were fighting so childishly. And my singing wasn't that bad! It's called acting for a reason, duh! Anyways –

S- Ryan, drink this tea, and lie down!! If you wreck your voice I will kill you!!

R- You know, either way, it's a lose-lose situation. Come on, Sharpay, you're ruining my spiel here!!! And I was just kidding about the singing.

S- Fine but if you do it again, you will regret it.

R- Okay, as I was saying – Sharpay, go away.

S- I want to hear your ending.

R- No, good bye. Don't you have a hair appointment anyway?

S- Oh crap I forgot!!!!! Byeas!!

R- Now that I'm finally alone, if you're still reading even now, thanks again. It's nice having friends that you can hang out with, tease, and just enjoy being with. I never really had that experience before because, you know my sister, just Miss Friendly and Caring. Anyways, thanks again, and this is the truth. No really. Look at my penname: thErEAlryAnEvAnshAts7. It's real.


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