ShopaholicXD: Alice
Dance_Biscuits: Jasper (don't ask XD)
TeddiesRMe: Emmett
SexayBeeotch: Rosalie
DoctaSparkly: Carlisle
YoMomma: Esme
Wolfie: Jacob
MezIzHot: Edward
MissKlutz: Bella
(MezIzHot has entered the room)
MezIzHot: Grrrr…
MissKlutz: Twinkie, what's wrong?
MezIzHot:…I feel very moody right now, ButterBiscuits.
DoctaSparkly:…Edward are you on your period? Because I just want to say, that is not medically possible. Unless…you are a girl…
MissKlutz: (GASPS) IVE BEEN DATING A GIRL ALL ALONG?! IM A LESBO?!?!?
MezIzHot: NO! I'm NOT A GIRL, ButterBiscuit!
(TeddiesRMe has entered the room)
TeddiesRMe:…WTF is a ButterBiscuit?
MissKlutz: Its what Edward calls me…cuz I BUTTER HIS BISCUITS!
DoctaSparkly:…(cricket sounds)…
MezIzHot: Bella, love, did you have to share that with everyone?
TeddiesRMe:…If Bella butters Edward's biscuits, think abt what Rosalie does to me…
(GROUP SHUDDER)
TeddiesRMe: Hehehehe…
MezIzHot: AHHHH! (breaks chair)
(ShopaholicXD has entered the room)
ShopaholicXD:…Edward are u on ur period again?
MezIzHot: Grrrr…
ShopaholicXD: I'll take that as a yes.
MissKlutz: ALICE GUESS WHAT I BUTTER EDWARDS BISCUITS!
ShopaholicXD: I drink Jasper's smoothie.
(AWKWARD SILENCE)
(Dance_Biscuits has entered the room)
ShopaholicXD: JAZZY JAZZ! IM THIRSTY FOR YOUR SMOOTHIE!
Dance_Biscuits: C'mon babe, we'll go to the Smoothie Shop…
(Dance_Biscuits has left the room)
(ShopaholicXD has left the room)
MezIzHot:…yet another reason why Alice and Jasper r so weird.
(YoMomma has entered the room)
YoMomma: Oh Carlisle…I'm in ur study…
DoctaSparkly: HOT DAMN!
(DoctaSparkly has left the room)
(YoMomma has left the room)
MissKlutz:…(shudders)…
TeddiesRMe:…oh would you look at that?! Noon already?! Its SEX TIME WITH ROSALIE!
(TeddiesRMe has left the room)
MezIzHot: WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY OBSESSED WITH SEX?!
MissKlutz:…I'm in my room Edward…
MezIzHot: I'm coming.
(MezIzHot has left the room)
(MissKlutz has left the room)
