ShopaholicXD: Alice

Dance_Biscuits: Jasper (don't ask XD)

TeddiesRMe: Emmett

SexayBeeotch: Rosalie

DoctaSparkly: Carlisle

YoMomma: Esme

Wolfie: Jacob

MezIzHot: Edward

MissKlutz: Bella

(MezIzHot has entered the room)

MezIzHot: Grrrr…

MissKlutz: Twinkie, what's wrong?

MezIzHot:…I feel very moody right now, ButterBiscuits.

DoctaSparkly:…Edward are you on your period? Because I just want to say, that is not medically possible. Unless…you are a girl…

MissKlutz: (GASPS) IVE BEEN DATING A GIRL ALL ALONG?! IM A LESBO?!?!?

MezIzHot: NO! I'm NOT A GIRL, ButterBiscuit!

(TeddiesRMe has entered the room)

TeddiesRMe:…WTF is a ButterBiscuit?

MissKlutz: Its what Edward calls me…cuz I BUTTER HIS BISCUITS!

DoctaSparkly:…(cricket sounds)…

MezIzHot: Bella, love, did you have to share that with everyone?

TeddiesRMe:…If Bella butters Edward's biscuits, think abt what Rosalie does to me…

(GROUP SHUDDER)

TeddiesRMe: Hehehehe…

MezIzHot: AHHHH! (breaks chair)

(ShopaholicXD has entered the room)

ShopaholicXD:…Edward are u on ur period again?

MezIzHot: Grrrr…

ShopaholicXD: I'll take that as a yes.

MissKlutz: ALICE GUESS WHAT I BUTTER EDWARDS BISCUITS!

ShopaholicXD: I drink Jasper's smoothie.

(AWKWARD SILENCE)

(Dance_Biscuits has entered the room)

ShopaholicXD: JAZZY JAZZ! IM THIRSTY FOR YOUR SMOOTHIE!

Dance_Biscuits: C'mon babe, we'll go to the Smoothie Shop…

(Dance_Biscuits has left the room)

(ShopaholicXD has left the room)

MezIzHot:…yet another reason why Alice and Jasper r so weird.

(YoMomma has entered the room)

YoMomma: Oh Carlisle…I'm in ur study…

DoctaSparkly: HOT DAMN!

(DoctaSparkly has left the room)

(YoMomma has left the room)

MissKlutz:…(shudders)…

TeddiesRMe:…oh would you look at that?! Noon already?! Its SEX TIME WITH ROSALIE!

(TeddiesRMe has left the room)

MezIzHot: WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY OBSESSED WITH SEX?!

MissKlutz:…I'm in my room Edward…

MezIzHot: I'm coming.

(MezIzHot has left the room)

(MissKlutz has left the room)