"So. You created a secret agency just to take down Peach in her crew?" Cloud asked. "That is latterly the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"It's not technically an agency." Shulk mused as he pushed back his glasses. "It's more like… a club. And she is planning something. Something…evil."

"Like what?" Pit skipped. "Is she going to blow up the sun with mega lasers?"

"N-no." Shulk stammered.

"Is she going to play Two Girls One Cup in the movie theater?" Pit asked.

"Is she going to take something beautiful from where it belongs?" Pit hummed.

"She already did." Shulk responded. "But we got her back."

"You give genders to jewels?" Pit asked.

"WHA-NO!" Shulk blushed. I'm starting to wonder if Dark Pit is right about Pit being stupid.

"Never mind that!" Link snapped. "What is it you wanted to tell me?"

"To cut it short, Zelda really did love you." Marth said. "Peach told her to turn you down because you weren't a prince, which is stupid because she's dating a plumber."

The room was silent for a moment.

"WHAT!" Link cried. "That explains a lot! Tell me more!"

"Later." Shulk said as he gestured to a red door with green flower decals. "I have to meet with the other members now!"

"Three things." Cloud said as he held up three fingers. "One. Why are you being dramatic? Two. Did a Christmas tree explode on that door? And three, is someone going to go back for Dark Pit?"

"He'll catch up." Shulk mused as he opened the door and walked in with the others in tow. "Now come on- OWWW!" he screamed as a baby blue colored pillow hit him right in the face.

"Take that!" Toon Link cried. "No one beats me in Mario Kart and gets away with it…wait a second. Marth? Then did I just hit… oh no! Shulk! Are you ok?"

"I'm fine." Shulk grimaced. Way to make a first impression toony. "Ow. That hurt."

"TOONY?" Link asked calling Toon Link by his famous nickname. "You're working here as well?"

Toon Link nodded. "There are six of us in this fine organization. The one cleaning her pistol is Samus and Lucina is currently moving into her new room, you know because Peach is such an awful roommate."

"Way to steal my spotlight." Shulk muttered as he took a seat. The others followed his example, as they sat around a wooden table.

"Nice to see you again." Samus smiled. "Is that…Link? Wow! I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Hi there Samus." Link said as Lucina walked through the door.

"We have quite a lot of catching up to do." She beamed as she turned around to face Lucina. "Anyways. How's the new room coming along?"

"It's coming along just fine." She said as she walked towards Shulk and smiled. It blew his mind how she could take his breath away, despite the fact that they had been dating for quite a while now. "So. Are you ready to reveal Peach's plan to the newbies?"

Shulk nodded. "I am." He said as he pulled Lucina onto his lap. Both began to laugh as they began to snuggle.

"Do you have to do that in public?" Cloud snapped.

"Is there a problem?" Lucina asked.

"Let me see…oh maybe the fact that no one wants to see Mr. and Mrs. Gary and Mary sue make love!" Cloud snarled.

"Shulk's not a Gary Sue-" Toon Link started.

"Thank you." Shulk breathed.

"-If he was he wouldn't have put his shoes on the wrong feet!" Toon Link finished.

"WHAT!" Shulk cried. He looked down, while trying not to move so he wouldn't make Lucina fall. Certainly enough, his shoes where on the wrong foot. "How did that happen? Sorry about that! Stuff like this happens quite often for me."

"ANYWAYS." Link said as Pit snuffed a pop tart into his mouth "What is Peach planning?"

"Right." Shulk mused. "I was spying on her a couple of months ago to see if she would overreact to me saving Lucina. I mean, she did save the stereotype but there was one minor change, and that being she wasn't saved by a prince."

"That's just one change." Pit said as he spun a bright pink top on the table. "If someone had read it, they wouldn't care. Surly she felt the same."

"Wrong." Marth said. "She did care. A lot. Even though, it seemed like an average fairy tale one minor thing had changed and that made her flip out for some reason. Talk about a drama queen."

"So we grouped together to stop it." Samus mused. "What she has planned…if she succeeds we'll all be in grave danger."

"What is her plan?" Cloud asked.

"She's trying to replicate spells from the fairy tales." Toon Link said. "All of them. And she plans on unleashing them on the world and opening a store called Fairy Tale Depot."

The room was silent for a little while.

"Woah." Pit breathed. "I can tell how that's going to be a problem."

Lucina nodded. "That's why my amazing boyfriend here choose to start this agency." She mused as she kissed Shulk on the check. "We call ourselves the Knights of Reality, despite not having any weaponry or armor."

"But you know what we do have!" Marth cried. "Marshmallows! A whole bag of them at that!"

"So do you want to join? We could always use new members." Shulk asked as Marth put some marshmallows in his mouth.

"Sure thing." Link hissed. "I spent 6 fucking years wondering why she turned me down. I want revenge and now!"

"I'll join as well!" Pit cried. "Anything for free marshmallows. What other snacks do you guys have?"

"Pop tarts, Lollipops, Airheads, Popcorn and Lucky Charms." Marth beamed.

"SWEET!" Pit cried as he threw his hands in the air. "Count me in!"

"Count me out." Could sniffed.

"WHAT!" Everyone cried as Cloud excited the room.

"Anyways." Shulk said. "Thank you all. Tomorrow we began phase three!"