ShinigamiQueen: Chapter three!

Death: Hey everybody! Y'all okay? XD I love the song that's playing, don't you?

ShinigamiQueen: What is it?

Death: Let It Lie ~ Three Days Grace

ShinigamiQueen: Oh, yeah. *Smiles sheepishly*

Death: Bahahaha

ShinigamiQueen: Shut up, or I'll set my weasels on you.

Death: Lots of Itachi's *daydream* Oooh…

ShinigamiQueen: You have a dirty mind! You've read too many lemons.

Death: Yeah, whatever. Can we get back to the story? This whole page is gonna be taken up by our random sayings, dude.

ShinigamiQueen: Go on, I'm waiting.

Death: *rolls eyes* You impatient girl…

3. Date With water Balloons

XxXItachi+Kisame+Sasori+(angry) Deidara+TobiXxX

XxXThe FlatXxX

"Itachi, are you having a mid-life crisis?" Tobi asked, from sitting on the coffee table, surrounded by all their drinks.They all stared at him, bemused from the sofas.

"Just because I have lines on my face, DOESN'T MEAN I'M THAT OLD!" itachi sighed. "And they're because of Sasuke."

"Your mad little brother?"

"HE'S NOT MAD!"

"Itachi, he's tries to kill you with a teapot ever time he comes round. Doesn't that strike you as a little bit odd?" Tobi said, his face inches away from Itachi's. It reminded Itachi of the other day when Sasuke's face had been inches away from his own. How different the two memories were. He shook the thought away.

Tobi stuck his chin out, defiantly. Itachi grimaced and pushed his face away.

"If I wasn't wearing a mask, I'd be sticking my tongue out at you."

"If you weren't wearing a mask, you'd have a face that would be purple," said Deidara, from the corner of the sofa.

Tobi began to bounce. "Sasori, Sasori, what does that mean? What does he mean?"

Sasori face-palmed.

(Both: *face-palm* Hahaha *head-desk* Hahaheeheehohohaha)

"Where are those voices coming from, Senpai?"

Deidara sighed. "What are they saying?"

"Well, they were face-palming, then going 'Hahaha' then they were head-desking then going 'Hahaheeheehohohaha' Senpai."

"Your imagining things, Tobi."

"Ohh…" Tobi drooped.

"If you think it looks bad now, you should seen it this morning," Kisame said, to fill the awkward silence. "I walked into the living room, to see each window had been locked and covered with a piece of wood. The table was upturned and a pile of stuff was pressed against the door, including the TV and sofa. Itachi lay in middle of the floor, fast asleep."

"And then what did you do?" Tobi asked, excitedly, leaning towards Kisame.

"I picked up the cold pot of tea and poured it over Itachi's head, and he immediately began to cough and splutter. Then he sat up and punched me in the stomach and glared at me."

"You've cleaned up," Sasori, noted.

Itachi nodded. "He always does." His phone rang. "Hang on." He reached it in to his pocket. Barley glancing at callers ID he answered it.

"Talk to me,"

"Hey," said Hatsu.

"Oh, hi, honey."

"What have I said about calling me that?"

"Not to,"

"Start again."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes."

Itachi sighed. "Oh. Hi."

"Better." She laughed.

"Good. What's up?"

"Where are you?"

"What do you mean?"

"Our date?"

"Oh, yeah."

"Where are you?"

"In my… Car. Yeah. My car."

"In your car?"

"Yeah."

"So why is there no noise?"

"Because.. because… I cut the engine!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm a gentleman." He said. "Duh."

Everyone was laughing at him. Even Sasori.

"If you were a gentlemen, you'd be here already."

"I-"

"And you'd be here before me."

"I-"

"And I'd be the one late."

"I-"

"And I'd say 'Sorry for being late' and you'd say 'Your not late, I'M EARLY!'"

"I-"

"You'd better be right around the corner, or I'll kick your pretty Uchiha butt!" She yelled, before hanging up.

Itachi shut his phone and looked around.

Everyone was rolling on the floor laughing, with tears streaming down their faces. They were clutching their stomachs and banging the floor with their fists. Itachi sighed.

"Kisame, can I borrow your car?"

"N-n-no way, dude," He said, wiping a tear away. "Your walking your pretty Uchiha butt right around that corner!"

Itachi sighed. "I'll be running my pretty Uchiha butt right around that corner!"

XxXThe ParkXxX

Hatsu smiled as she hung up. She had known he was lying. And she had known that other members of his old high school gang, the Akatsuki, had surrounded him. That whole conversation had been just to embarrass him. She could imagine what they were saying to him now.

A hand touched her shoulder.

She turned around, slamming her fist into the side of the person's head yelling: "YOU PERV!"

Itachi was on the floor, dazed from her punch. He was panting.

"H-h-h-ello," he panted out, before lying down on the walkway.

She laughed. "Hey. I guess Kisame didn't give you his car?"

He shook his head. "I've had to run my pretty Uchiha butt right around that corner!" he gasped out.

She nudged him with her foot. "Get up, people are staring."

He smiled. "Would they stare more if I did this?"

He swept her feet from under her, and she fell, landing on top of him.

"Ow," he said.

Hatsu blushed. "You're a good cushion. And YES, they are staring more,"

"You know this would be a perfect moment, but your knee landed in between my legs." He winced.

She laughed and rolled off of him.

"Great, now we're both lying in the middle of the walkway." She said.

"Err, excuse me?"

They both raised their gazes up to where a women was, pushing a buggy.

"I need to get my buggy past," she stated.

"Oh, right, yeah." Hatsu jumped up, and began dragging Itachi onto the grass.

"Ow. OW. Hatsu, Ow, Ow, OW!"

"Stop being a baby," she hissed. "Stand up!"

He climbed gingerly to his feet, and saw that several people were staring at him oddly. He raised a hand and smiled, calling out a "Hey, I'm okay! Ani't life a peach?"

Hatsu rolled her eyes and pulled him into a clump of bushes. "Gosh, Itachi, your so annoying. You hang around with Tobi too much."

"I do it just for you,"

She nudged him playfully with her hip. "Shut up,"

He smiled and wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close. Her arms snaked around his neck. Itachi leant down, his breath trembling. She lent up and…

They were soaked.

They broke apart, spluttering.

"Yeah, yeah, Sasuke, we totally got them. We totally got them. Believe it! Believe it!" shouted a voice from a bush near by.

"You just gave our positions you dope!" hissed a different voice from another bush.

Itachi sighed. "Get out. Both of you."

Naruto jumped out, and Hatsu grabbed him and put him in a headlock. Naruto protested and tried to break away, but she held him steadily.

"I'm not coming out!" squawked the voice of Sasuke.

"Oh, you won't? I'll just have to catch you then," said Itachi, teasingly.

Sasuke took one step away. "Your not allowed to touch me until next month!"

"I'll touch you whenever I want! I'm gonna get you,"

"All right. Come and get me then."

Itachi jumped towards the bush and landed on top of Sasuke's back. Sasuke gave a small scream, and then sighed. "Shit."

"No, swearing little brother," said Itachi trapped both of Sasuke's arms behind his back with one of his, then with his other, he put it around Sasuke's neck and pushed him into the clearing, where Hatsu was holding a protesting Naruto.

"Every. Fucking. Time." Hatsu muttered.

"How come she can swear?" said Sasuke, angrily. Itachi tightened his grip.

"Well, one she's older, and two, I love her."

"Aw, I love you too, Itachi," she beamed.

"This is getting way too mushy!" yelled Naruto from under her arm. "Believe it!"

Hatsu sighed, frustrated. "That's worse then Deidara's 'Un''s!"

"I know, believe it!"

Death: Aw, I love that bit! It's so funny, typical Naruto. *Shakes head* He's so cute!

ShinigamiQueen: He's so annoying!

Death: He's cute annoying!

ShinigamiQueen: No he's not.

Death: Not even a little bit?

ShinigamiQueen: When he's in four-tailed-kyuubi mode.

Death: Your no fun.

ShinigamiQueen; Hatsu is one my OC's, in case you hadn't guessed that yet.

Death: I think they got it.

Both: REVIEW OR NARUTO AND SASUKE WILL WATER BALLOON YOU! BELIEVE IT!