Hello, my fellow readers! This is CrashGuy01. Today, Penta will fight Nitrous Oxide in a no holds barred match - in a cage!
"Where on earth are we going to find a cage?" asked Penta.
"You're not fighting in any cage, Penta! Your gonna fight in a giant baby crib!"
"Ugh."
The bandicoot
has now set forth
to the destination
where he will rid us from evil
that very destination
Gemstone Island.
He now has a multitude
of companions to aid him
on his treacherous journey.
But what surprises awaits
for the chosen one?
What wonders lie ahead?
How will the prophecy be fulfilled?
All of this and more...
...will be revealed...
...eventually...
Chapter 3: Blimp My Ride
It was 8' clock and it rained and thundered. Inside the blimp, Crash, Dingodile, Tiny, and N. Trance were watching a wrestling program on TV.
"Good night and a cockle-doodle-doo, wrestling fans. Welcome to the WWE; World Wrestling Entertainment," said Chick. "This is Chick Gizzardlips, alongside with Stew, reporting from the stands. Tonight we're about to see which WWE superstars are slated to participate in the annual 30-man battle royale known as the Royal Rumble, in the upcoming Pay-Per-View."
"Hooray!" cheered the delighted wrestling fans.
"So, mate, how does it feel to speak English?" Dingodile asked Crash.
"It feels awesome!" Crash responded.
Soon an announcer guy came inside the square ring. "This match is set for one-fall," he said into the microphone. "Approaching the ring first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing 235 lbs, he is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion of the world, Randy Orton!"
Randy Orton came out carrying the two champion belts on his shoulders. The wrestling fans booed.
"And his opponent, Tampa, Florida, weighing 290 lbs, he is the WWE Intercontintental Champion, Big E Langston!" The toned wrestler came out wearing the championship belt around his waist came inside the ring. The wrestling fans cheered for him. Once both wrestlers were in the ring, the bell rang and the match started.
Tropy walked to his room and when he went inside, he saw Fake Crash and Ripper Roo breaking his stuff.
"Hey!" yelled Tropy. "What are you two doing?!"
"Breaking your stuff," replied Roo.
"Why?!"
"Because there's nothing else to do," replied Fake Crash.
"We're bored," replied Roo.
Tropy sighed then came up of an idea. "I got an idea!" he exclaimed. "Let's pretend that I'm Fake Crash. Maybe some role play would keep you two interested."
"Can I be you?" asked Roo.
"No."
"Can I be a coach?" asked Fake Crash.
"But why?"
"Because coaches are good managers."
"Uh...sure," Tropy let him take the act. "Now let's get this started." He broke Roo's metal folding chair. "Look. I broke your folding chair. What would you do?" Roo used his broken folding chair to knock Tropy out unconscious. Then he piles TNT and nitro boxes on him, which explode on impact.
Roo gasps. "Are you okay, Fake Crash?"
"Tropy," Fake Crash said in a booming voice, "if you don't give me 20 push-ups, you'll be outta the team!" He giggles.
"I hate my life..." moaned Tropy.
Von Clutch was playing with his teddy bear, making girly noises with it. Pinstripe couldn't stand it anymore.
"AARRGGHH!" he screamed. "I had enough of that stupid bear." So he grabs the stuffed bear and throws it out the window.
"Teddy! No!" Von Clutch cries. He starts sobbing.
"Well, that takes care of him," Pinstripe said, proud of himself. Then, like a miracle, the teddy bear came back like a boomerang and hit the back of Pinstripe's head.
"Teddy!" squealed Von Clutch. "You came back!"
"Ugh," groaned Pinstripe.
Crunch and the Komondo Brothers were lying on the floor, bored.
"Man, I'm bored," sighed Crunch.
"Me too," said Komondo Joe
"Me three," said Komondo Moe.
"I know!" suggested Komondo Joe. "Let's make-believe we're Canadians."
"Let's make-believe you never even existed," suggested Komondo Moe.
"Very funny," Komondo Joe said sarcastically.
"You fools are not doing make-believe!" Crunch hollered. "We are gonna take it to the extreme by skydiving!"
"And end up like Fake Crash?" said Komondo Joe. "No way!"
"There's always wall climbing," stated Komondo Moe.
"OR we can do that," Crunch agreed with him.
"You go first," Komondo Joe told him.
"Why me?" Crunch asked.
"Because," said Komondo Moe.
"Fine."
So the Komondo brothers gave him their Arabian swords to climb with. When Crunch started climbing the walls of the airship, they were videotaping him with their camera.
"Are you getting this footage?" Komondo Joe asked his brother.
"Are you kidding me?" replied Komondo Moe. "After we're finished filming this, we're gonna put this on YouTube! Crunch will be the next Pewdiepie!"
"Pewdiepie does gaming..."
"What about the next NigaHiga?"
"Just shut up."
When Crunch reached the ceiling, he opened a latch door and went outside, where there was rain and lightning. A lighting bolt almost hit him, and he falls back down, saying the random stuff he fell into.
"AAHH! MOUSE TRAPS!" He gets caught in mousetraps. "AAHH! JELLYFISH!" He falls in a tank of jellyfish, gets electrocuted, and swims out. "AAHH! CACTUS!" He falls in cacti. "AAHH! SCORPIONS!" He falls on a group of scorpions and they pinched his butt. "AAHH! CONVERTER BOX! Why is all of this crap on Cortex's airship anyways?" Crunch asked that question as he fell through the airship.
On the TV screen, they showed Chick Stew being beaten up by security guards, according to a WWE live report. (That's what happens when you sneak inside a live event. Those two should have known better.) Crunch lands on the large converter box and lost the signal for the wrestling program. The wrestling fans in the room seethed with anger.
"Oops," Crunch said innocently, then giggles.
In the infirmary, Coco was aiding Tropy, Nina was aiding Kong, and Passenda was aiding the beaten up Crunch.
"Ugh," Tropy yawned. "What happened?"
"You were knocked out unconscious by a metal folding chair," replied Coco.
"Oh. Is it bad?"
"Yes, and you'll have amnesia for at least two weeks."
"Great. And all of this wouldn't happened if it wasn't for what's-his-name!"
"You mean Ripper Roo?"
"Whatever."
Pasadena was putting band-aids on the places where the wrestling fans scratched Crunch.
"Good," said Pasadena. "And, while you're busy relaxing, I'll play some High School Musical 3 music for you—"
"MUST DESTROY ZAC EFRON!" yelled Crash. He jumps out of nowhere with his bazooka and uses it to destroy the HSM3 CD and steps on what is left of Zac Efron's face.
"Awkward," Pasadena replied.
Nina puts a thermometer in Kong's mouth and when she pulls it out, she records the temperature.
"Sorry, Kong," she said, "but is looks like you have a cold."
"RATS!" Kong screamed.
"Gee, Kong, you didn't have to scream."
"No! Look!" He pointed and soon Nina saw what he was screaming about. In the corner of the infirmary was an army of rats. They started scurrying around the blimp.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" yelled Crash. Everybody was running around the blimp, screaming and being chased by rats—even Jak and Daxter were there!
"Keep running, Dax!" Jak told Daxter.
"Right behind ya!" said Daxter.
"What are you guys doing in this story?!" asked Fake Crash.
"Never mind them!" replied N. Trance. (forget to mention he's also in the story) "Look! More rats!" More rats appeared, and the duo jumped out the airship (I sure hope they survive.)
Suddenly, the rats join together to form a mob that morphed into a black dragon. It was Valestrom.
End of Chapter 3
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A wrap-up once again! Chapter 4: Send In The Clones is coming soon! Oh, the match…well no one won, really. Both Penta and Oxide forfeited, and Brio who was the referee got beaten up (again).
Jak and Daxter ran past my house, still running away from rats.
"Keep up the pace Dax!" Jak told Daxter.
"Right back at ya!" said Daxter.
I do not own High School Musical 1, 2, and 3, nor will I ever own
I NEVER WILL
(laughs evilly)
