Minxy: Personally, I think I took too long getting to this.

Chibi: What a shame! And you're a big girl too!

Minxy: Don't act all big-headed! You're even worse than me!

Chibi: Prove it!

Minxy: Whatever happened to Circus Game?

Chibi: It's on a small hiatus.

Minxy: Small hiatus? It has been on hiatus for over a year?

Chibi: WHAT?

Minxy: All of your fans are probably gone.

Chibi: NO! (Runs off to be productive)

Minxy: Now with that out of the way, I hope you enjoy my lovely dumpster fire!

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Salvia would search for her beloved every single day, every single hour, every single minute and every single second; basically, all the time. But it seemed that no matter how or where she searched, her beloved could never be found. She should've gone back to her home planet. However, Salvia has pretty much-forgotten everything about her home and her family and would sell them to the devil for a man who likely didn't care for her. In her mind, Salvia believed that no one could oppose to granting her every wish. If she wanted a man, she was getting that man.

Early one morning, Salvia continued to search for her soulmate. She was wearing a skin-tight pastel pink cocktail dress with a plunging neckline and a pair of similarly colored kinky boots. Salvia styled her hair into bubble braids and put on some black lipstick and eyeliner because she was slightly depressed. Salvia ran into the night, her breasts floating like butterflies upon the wind when she bumped into Meta Knight.

"Anata wa bastard desu!" Salvia cried as she gracefully fell unto the dirty ground.

Meta Knight got to his feet, "Excuse me, but I believe that YOU weren't watching where you were going." Meta Knight wrapped his cape around himself and added, "Besides, my back was turned."

"It's just easier to blame others imasu!" Salvia huffed as she folded her arms, still not putting two and two together as we did.

Meta Knight began to walk, "If it were my fault, I would be courteous and get you back on your feet."

"Where are you going at this hour?"

"I'm on a mission. That is all you should know."

"That is very disrespectful!" Salvia roared.

Meta Knight joked, "Well, I cannot respect a woman who can't respect herself." And with that, he went.

Salvia stomped her feet in anger. How dare he treat her that way! What also angered Salvia was the fact that Meta Knight was absolutely resistant to her Mary Sue charms. Salvia had never encountered such a man. While she wasn't too fond of the knight, she would've preferred if he was breaking his back over her. It would've been fun to break him. But she shouldn't be thinking about the knight too much. As far as she was concerned, Meta Knight was not her beloved.

Salvia went back to her room to cry. Life is so unfair desu yo nya! Too many otoko love watashi! Why can't watashi be a normal shojo desu? A river of hot tears was building up inside of Salvia's eyes but the dam of strength held them back like that one kid who performed horribly at school. But like a prey freeing itself from its predator, Salvia freed the hot tears from her eyes and allowed the river of depression to flow like a river. Despite being a princess, being extremely beautiful and having powers that rivaled that of divine entities, Salvia's life is horrible and she is entitled to our sympathy.

Suddenly, the unthinkable happened. While Salvia was crying away a tall cloaked figure appeared before her. looming over her. Salvia thought it was Meta Knight and she cried out in anger, "Watashi no heya kara seikŨ o shutoku, rokudenashi no rokudenashi no o shiri on'na minikui o shiri damudikkuonanī!"

But he refused to leave. When Salvia looked up, she was shocked. It was... Nightmare.

"Hello, my darling," Nightmare purred as he out his hand on Salvia's cheek, "I've been longing for you." (I have the awful feeling that something similar has happened before.)

Salvia pushed him away and cried, "You bastard desu! Watashi killed anata!"

Nightmare snickered, "Not quite, my dear. Now I'm coming for you."

"NO!"

Instead of taking Salvia on the spot, Nightmare disappeared. Just then, a thunderstorm began. The rain beat heavily on the castle and the thunder roared like a lion. Her horrible life was too much to bear and Salvia ran out into the rain. The lightning illuminated Dreamland for only a few seconds. Salvia ran to the edge of a cliff and cried out into the heavens, "NAZE!"

When Salvia returned to her room, she threw herself onto her bed and cried herself to sleep. However, when she woke up the next morning, Salvia was back to normal and continued her search for her beloved soulmate. Days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months. Salvia didn't find her beloved. When she talked to people about it, they told him to ask that guy; Meta Knight.

She was not going to ask Meta Knight about her beloved. She didn't care if the stupid ugly knight knew pretty much everyone in Dreamland, she was too petty for her own good. More weeks went by with more progress and that made Salvia cry. People were gathering to see something. Salvia was instantly curious. Because she was so perfect, they allowed her to skip ahead to see what was going on.

It was... Meta Knight! And in his arms was a newborn baby boy wrapped with the cape which he used as a swaddle!

"Where did anata get that aka-chan?" Salvia inquired.

Meta Knight walked pass all of them before answering, "I saved him."

"Saved kare from nani?"

"His mother," Meta Knight answered bluntly. People stared at the knight went his way. No one could fathom Meta Knight being a father at all. He was too aloof and mean for that. And that probably wasn't even his child.

Salvia ran in front of him and cried out, "You can't have that baby!"

Meta Knight's eyes narrowed, "This is my son and I am more than willing to raise him. Keep your nose out of my business.

But deep down, Salvia knew that she just couldn't let Meta Knight keep the baby. She didn't like him thus he didn't have the right to raise his own child. But Salvia had no power over it. Meta Knight was a good father. But if you deny something, that means it's not true, right?

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Chibi: Where is that Earthbound fanfic you promised?

Minxy: I'm still planning it. I want to put my all into it.

Chibi: It's taking too long!

Minxy: Well, it's not my fault I want to make a good fanfic!

Chibi: Then I should write it!

Minxy: I will not let you turn that story into another horrible Mazu X Poo story!

(And so, argued for quite a while about fanfics.)