Summary: Mineta and Midoriya were lost .


Mineta was hopelessly lost. Great. He has no idea where he is. At least he's not alone on the damned boat. Midoriya was there with him, at the very least he had that. The boy was hella smart for a better lack of terms. They were sure to find the others in no time! Although the constant mumbling was not only starting to freak Mineta out, but it was also scaring him. Yay. Sarcasm-sarcasm. "Hey, uh. Midoriya?" The shorter boy elected to tug on the other's sleeve to get his attention and hopefully not startle him. You know, like a child would.

"Maybe if I ask -huh? Oh, yeah Mineta?" He looked over at the much shorter boy.

"Can you stop mumbling?" It's freaking me out. Went unsaid. Mineta wasn't an idiot. Did he have both cloudy and shady judgement? Oh hell yeah, have you met him? However he knew that he should at the very least shut his mouth at that part. Midoriya was his only ticket out of this inconvenient predicament. It'll be best if he'd try not to insult or hurt his feelings. Besides, Midoriya was a nice goody two-shoes, he'd probably just cry. "We need to-"

"Figure out where we are. I know." The taller boy finished his sentence for him.

"I was going to say something else-" Mineta paused, "but okay. That works too I guess." With that, he released his sleeve and promptly shrugs. At least he ain't crying or shaking like a littl' bitch. Although if he was alone in this situation, the purple haired boy was certain he might have been. What? You can't blame him, this town is an unfamiliar environment to him! He has no idea where literally anything is. Oh, shoot! Why did they have to get separated from the rest of the group!? And why couldn't he have been lost with…one of the girls…

"Um, Mineta? Are you there?" Ah, he's blanking out.

"Yeah, sorry. What? I was uh, thinking."

Midoriya gave him a sour looking look at his response, but shook his head away. "Okay, if you say so. I need you to do something."

"Yeah?"

"I realize this might be a bit much, but neither of us have money. I need you to act like a kid."

"Oka-" To be fair, Mineta was used to just going along with what Midoriya said. He's pretty sure most people in class 1-A were. He's a natural-born leader, regardless of how it might seem like otherwise. "What!?" Before he could tell him how absolutely ludicrous that was, the other boy got on his knees and bowed. Hands close together and all. This startled Mineta enough to shut him up.

"Please! I think we need to take the bus back to the Kaiyoko Bus Station, and call somebody to come get us. They must have a phone line in there or something." Midoriya's phone was with his boyfriend Todoroki, while Mineta's phone was just conveniently dead at the moment. Sounded like a shitty short story or fanfiction to him.

He took a step back. "Um, why can't…" He swallowed the lump in his throat. "Can't we just ask a random person to use their phone? Say it's an emergency? We are lost after all."

Midoriya seems to understand and thus, looks him straight in the eye. He's still on his knees, but least he's looking at him. "With all due respect, the likelihood of someone having the inclination to let us use their phone is not that high when you think about it. People are really paranoid about their phones. Who would let some random kids use their phone nowadays?!" He finally took a much needed breath from his mimi ranting session. "Besides, you're…" He hesitated. "Really short, you could easily pass as a kid!" He got up at this point.

Mineta just looked at him, trying to find any source of humor, to see if he was joking. It would be a rather rude one, but he's short too so… "You're kidding me right?"

Nope, he wasn't though.


By far the weirdest thing Midoriya's said today is 'Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did but you.' To which Mineta responded by opening his mouth…and then closing it. Because, shit, you right. He had a point there. "I uh…wow. You, you have a good point. Like," if Midoriya was going to said something that was akin to a shower thought; then so was he, "we all lie because of a consequence of telling the truth."

Midoriya's jaw fell open. That must have hit him with an epiphany. He closed his mouth before any files could come in and squinted at him. "You right though." It was a whisper, like he was afraid if someone heard him, they'd think they were both high or something. Which they weren't. They were both snuggly in the bus, the air conditioning blasting cold air in their face. Making the both of them ever so sleepy, but no sleeping in here. They can't afford to miss their stop. That would just screw them over more. A pity really. At this point, they just resided to talking about essentially nothing to both occupy time and keep them awake.

"I know! It's weird…" He breathed out before the both of them started laughing at how silly they were acting. Someone else on the bus shushed them.

"Sorry!" Midoriya's apologized, smiling sheepishly at the elder woman.

"Wow, you guys." A voice from behind them talked. Both boys screamed, as they remembered that no one was sitting behind them. "I got one! No one has ever been in an empty room." The voice continued talking amongst their screaming, as if it were used to it. It was Hagakure. She was there with them the whole time. Oddly, she didn't pay for her fare for the bus.


Shhh. Okay, so I know it wouldn't make sense for Hagakure to not be wearing anything, so maybe she's wearing her invisible skin-tight suit. Maybe invisible socks as well? Like, maybe this was all a prank/set-up. The class set this up to see what would happen. Since it wasn't anything too funny, I suppose Hagakure wanted to scare them to get a laugh.

End of post dump #1