So ok, the last time Manic and Mary Angela Francesca Hikari Antonia Abigail... er... something traveled through a land of rabbits and fairies and cute stuff as they gleefully conversed:

"blablablablablabla" Mary said.

Manic then thought to himself: "I still don't know how I got in this."

Well Manny, that's because you're my bitch, OH BTW! Manic, you should tell Mary how dreadfully GOOORGEOUS and sexy and kawaii she is!

"Why the FUCK would I do that?"

Because is an obligatory thing that Mary is constantly admired due to her infinite beahourtifulness. SO DO IT.

"Man, I don't-"

NOW.

Manic sighed. "Mary, you're such a hot chick, whatever."

Mary turned around with a gooorgeous straight-into-the-soul face that was gorgeous(and a lil' bit terriying). "YOU REALLY THINK SO MANIC?"

"Uhhhhh... yeah,"

Mary glomped on Manic, but careful not to choke Manic with her gigantormous breasts. "OH MAAAANIC, you're so nice with me! We should totally get married and have beautiful children!"

Manic put a poker face (A/N: Lady Gaga rules!) and spoke to her with delicacy. "NO."

"Oh Manic!" She slapped him and Manic bellowed dramatically. "I'm afraid I can't do that! I'm in love with Silver! It doesn't matter how much you ask me, I can not let you marry me..."

"Wh-what? I never mentioned anything about marriage!"

"Oh but Manic!" She cried. "You do not wish to marry me?"

Manic was cold nd unimpressed. "I just met you."

"Then is the perfect time for us to engage in consumating our love, don't you think?" She said sexily, but then she found that Manic was nowhere to be found, LE GASP! "Manic! Where are you?" She bellowed as she looked around, and finally found him, crouching over a rabbit hole making some strange noises. She ran to his side, her breasts bouncing as she did so. "Manic are you ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, I was just puking- er, checking on the bunnies."

The SUDDENLY a shadowy shadow appeared: "We meet again, sistarrrrr..."

"GASP! Mary cried. "Is my brother, Takeshi!"

The shadowy figure revealed itself to be a hedgehog who looked just like shadow, except that he had blue bangs and stripes and rainbow eyes. "Sister, I have not fortgoten what thou have done to me... and you will pay for thy sins..." He looked at Manic. "Who is this pathetic biggot?"

"Oh, he's just Manic, he's my newest sexy adquisition."

"Hey." Manic said as he rubbed his stomach.

"Greetings." Takeshi cleaned his throat. "SISTER, I have not forgotten what thou have done to me-"

"You already said that." Manic mentioned.

"Oh, I did?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, well... ahem, thou will pay for thy-"

"Also that." Manic again said, interrupting the hedgehog again. "Seriously, why are you being so redundant about it? Why just not kill us and end with this?"

"Thou say that as if you were desperperate to die."

Manic sighed grumpy... uh... ly. "Believe me when I say that I am."

"Bunnies!" Mary said as she tried to catch the rabbits that were fornicating in the holes.

"Enough! Your insolence shall be punished with SUFFERING AND DEATH, AND- hey, wait, where art thou going?" He asked as he saw Manic leavin.

"Away from this whole BS, seriously, you and your sister are fucking nuts."

"No, come back! Thou muct battle me! Is in the script!"

"No thank you, I'll go watch TV or something."

"NO YOU WON'T!" He said as the sky became gray and shot an electric ray at Manic, apparently vaporizing him.

"Manic!"

"MWAHAHAHAHA! Now, I, Takeshi Albert Seamus Seth Akira Roberto Mushi Rick Astley Hurr Durr the Hedgehatbadgerchidnadogmouse, will kill you, sisterrrrrrrr!"

"Ouchies." A voice said.

"OHMYGOD!" Marry screamed. "Manic are you alright?"

"You BASTARD! Manic said as he lifter up from the ground, even though he was shocked to death. DON'T LIKE IT? SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, smartypants. "You burned my vest!" He said as he cleaned up his 56-pack. "It was my favorite vest!"

"IDK LOL." Takeshi laffed. "What thou will do?"

Manic took a rock from the ground and threw it at Takeshi, who was knocked out by it.

"...You, you killed him!" Mary said.

"Uh, yeah, it seems I did..."

"YAY! Now let's find Silver!"

Suddenly Takeshi stood up. "HAHA!"

"Oh, Jesus." Manic facepalmed.

"Thou haveth defeated me Manic, but thye next time, I will be stronger and sexier, and thuis I'll be instoppable, because I'll be stronger and sexier and stuff. The nexteth timeth thou won't betheth so luckenth...thethetheth..." And he dissapeared.

Spooky. O.O

And, well... eh... what now?

"Let's look for the rainbow esmerals!"

"You can look for them yourself-" MANIC! "OK! Whatever!"

And so, the both walked romantically to the horizon, to look for the rainbow esmerals, not noticing that somebody watched over them, and this person was not Jesus, cause Jesus is a cool dude and stuff.

SO NOW THAT TAKESHI HAS APPEAREDED, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR HEROES? Will Manic and Mary eventually fall in obligatory love? Will Takeshi give up on that HORRENDOUS accent? Who is that mysterious watcher? Why am I asking these retarded questions? See ya next time in the next chapter of "That Sexy Lady", called, er... I haven't put a title on it yet. Oh well, buh byeeeeee!