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Chapter III-A Mother's smile part 2

Another normal day at Arkham Asylum with it psychos and villains locked away inside their holding cells. But today was a very special day for Arkham's special inmate her name was Harley Quinn, the prince of crime aka The Joker's girlfriend. Today Quinn was being her normal self today well a little bit less psycho and more of a motherly like mood.

Quinn was counting a large sum of money which she didn't steal but from her own pockets. Writing a small letter to someone that she knew very well. Quinn then gave the letter one big suck with her black lip stink.

"There all done." Quinn said she turned and wave her hand out of her cell there the guard who was guarding the hallways. Walked over to Quinn there Quinn asked the guard could he put this letter in the mail, once the guard was given the letter the guard looked at it and read the address which was 209873.

The guard didn't understand the address but did give Quinn a nod and left the hallway. Quinn smile then let out a small sigh looking up at the moon from her cell.

"I hope you don't hate me honey," Quinn said with a frown.

One hour later in the break room for the villains:

Sitting on the large couch beside Poison Ivy, Mad Hatter, The Riddler and Scarecrow, Harley Quinn was changing the channels on the TV. While Killer Croc, Joker, Two-face, Clayface and The Penguin were playing cards on the large table beside them as they were listing to the news channel that Quinn just change too.

"Any plans for breaking out of here…again?" Penguin asked everyone while drawing a pair of cards.

"Nope." said Joker, Two-face, Killer Croc and The Riddler.

"What wrong Quinn you seem all down look like you missed out a birthday party or something." Ivy spoke after notice her best friend was looking down today.

"Yeah…I am." Quinn said holding her head up resting her head on her hands with a large frown on her face. Joker notices Quinn was looking sad like she have lost something and would never ever will have again.

After beating the guys in the fair game of cards, Joker turned and looked at his girlfriend "What wrong Harley, don't worry this place won't hold us forever." He laughed.

"I know Mr. J it just…I just can't take it anymore." Quinn said as this caught Joker's attention.

"Can't take what the food of this place?" He joked

"Mr. J I have kept a secret from you for a very long time." Quinn rubbed her left arm knowing Joker gonna be pissed once she tell him the news. Joker sat beside his girlfriend after grabbed Mad Hatter and tossed him aside like a rag doll.

"Now Harley I won't get mad at you." Joker smiled at her.

"Yes you will." Quinn looked away.

"Harley honey baby I'll only get mad if you don't tell me what secret you been holding out on me, is it that you know who's Batman is behind the mask?" Quinn shook her head as Quinn build up the strength to tell her boss the true.

"Mr. J I have a son." Quinn said

Everyone in the room eyes widen in shock of deep surprise hearing this news.

"Harley! Is it true?" Ivy asked her as Quinn gave a nod.

"Who's the father?!" Joker asked with anger in his voice, believing some guy was fooling around with his girl she was his and his only nobody touches Joker's girl and live to tell about it.

"Remember the time I told you I needed that long break from crime, and you gave me a whole year." Quinn said as Joker nod "I believe I did say that Harley, you return so happy and you did lost a lot of weight when you came back."

"I did some traveling but while I was traveling I found out I was pregnant. So I decided to use my vacation seeing new place and well when I was about nine months. I found this odd land I'll tell you once thing it was a nice place to live but a bit crazy. I gave birth there at that place, a baby boy he has my eye, my hair." Quinn said while The Joker's jaw drop to the ground unbelieving that Quinn had a son the whole time and never told him about it but nevertheless, this could be the best excuse ever in the history of jail break.

"Today the kid's birthday?" asked Clayface

Quinn shook her head "No its tomorrow, I been keeping touched with him. I mail him everyday and on his birthday I mail money to him, there was that one time I mail him a Gem-stone."

Joker thought this could be just the thing for Quinn and of course himself needs some time away from Batman and his friends.

"What ya say everyone care to help my Harley?" Joker kissed Harley on the left side of her cheek. Casing her to blush a little bit as others thought of passing the idea but Poison Ivy spoke up "I'm in helping Harley able to see her son is a wonderful idea, anywhere is fine as long as there is NO Batman!"

"I agreed a new wonderful place would have new fresh start." said the Penguin after hearing the Penguin the rest of the gang agreed with Joker's idea.

"But how do we escape?" KillerCroc asked Joker.

"Well Croc my man I believe a good old prison riot is just what we need." Joker then laugh his infamous laugh knowing that is plan would work for sure. And Harley is able to finally see her son after eleven years

Killer Croc grinned big and chuckle "I might just break neck or two along the way out of this hellhole."

"Go crazy it time to say goodbye this boring city and say hello to our new home hahaheeehaahaaahee!" Joker laughed with hope filled inside Harley Quinn's heart she truly wonder at all would her son remember her as the mother who brought him to this world.

'Don't you worry honey mommy coming for ya!'

Just as planned during a normal night returning everyone to cell theirs cells Killer Croc picked a fight with Bane who was also apart of Joker's plan and wanted apart of it. The two giants fought one another and make it looked real the two were just fighting one another but others as well.

The guards were too busy trying to keep Croc and Bane to destroying Arkham to pieces with their battle. As for the other Joker switched outfits with a fallen guard who got knot around between Bane's and Croc's battle.

Joker, Ivy, Quinn, Scarecrow, Penguin and the Riddler along with Clayface escaped while everyone was busy too to notices because the other inmates were keeping them busy. While all dressed up as guards from Arkham getting a trunk and drove it off out of Arkham speeding down the streets of Gotham all was going well for the inmates of Arkham.

Until a certain batmobile shown up to ruin one of their perfect get ways. Joker from the side mirror while driving the trunk "Right on time er bats?!" Joker chuckle as he drove the trunk faster down the streets of Gotham making a very tight turned which was on it way to the airport.

Opening the back of the trunk Harley Quinn took out her favorite weapon a rocket launcher aimed it at the batmobile. Once fired the batmobile went to the left side quick but Harley fired again and once missed but Harley's third rocket she aimed at the ground once fired cast a green colored glue which trapped the batmobile having it eating their dust.

Gotham's airport:

Thanks to Clayface abilities to take on as anybodies form they were quickly to bypassed the guards and able to catch a planed of their own. But however Gotham's finest came right on time to spoiled their plans, pin and corner by twenty cops and with Batman, Robin and Batgirl their to support the cops of Gotham the fiends of Arkham's plans were now ruined.

Quinn however didn't take it well she wanted to see her son it been 12 years since she saw her baby's face. She knows he knew about her he write back to her every time she wrote to him, Batman and his sidekicks were NOT going to get in Harley's way not this time.

Before Quinn was going to do something about this, Joker being the prince of crime already thought of plan B a quick and good one as well. Scarecrow toss his fear gas bomb at the cops to keep them at bay for awhile, Batman, Batgirl and Robin wore gas mask no the fear gas wouldn't work on them.

"Well bats I know tonight has been crazy but fun I'm afraid you and I won't be seeing once other for awhile. But don't frown we'll meet again like always." Joker laughed.

"No Joker this end right now." Batman said

"Well I know does look like it but….I'm not Joker." Joker's body along with Quinn's, Ivy's, Riddler's and Two-face's all of their bodies suddenly turned into clay and their clay bodies vanished into the ground as Clayface's laughter was heard.

Elsewhere out in the sea on a speed boat out of Gotham.

Clayface while in a human form of a coastguard was driving the speed boat out of Gotham. Hiding under a large brown cover was Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-face, Penguin and the Riddler.

"You guys can come out now we're out in Gotham's sea." Clayface said as everyone poke their heads out as all came out of the covers.

"Where's Croc and Bane?" Riddler asked

"Bane did say he has other matters to do and Croc is with us." Clayface point down.

Killer Croc's right hand came out of the sea and climb on the boat which shook the boat a bit.

"I can't believe that plan worked." Two-face said while flipping his favorite coin.

"I told you my plans' breaking out of jail always works." Joker laughed "Now Harley points us the way to our new home."

"Right a way Mr. J." Harley giggled

Gotham most dangerous inmates have escape going to a new land to see a new world there Harley Quinn's son. The son she left behind 12 years ago the son of Quinn as Joker was still in thought who knot Quinn up with the baby who was the son's father. Joker wanted to ask Quinn right there and then but he kept quiet thinking he'll her another time. Joker did have sex with Harley but only that one time Joker kept his thoughts to himself right now the only thing he cared about is seeing Harley's son and casing new hell to his new enemies.

"Goodbye Gotham I shall missed your sweet cried of sorrow." Joker then did his infamous laugh he in fact he did had the last laugh. He escape from Batman and the law he escape Gotham he fooled all of Gotham thinking they would be capture but knowing his enemies Batman won't fall behind him and the bat will surly meet again sooner or later that was a true fact as Joker grinned as tonight they were the ones that had victory in their hands.

Next Time-Son of Harley

Now here's a ticky question is Naruto the son of Minato and Kushina or maybe he is Harley's son a new twist has been born. And the next chapter will show who bloodline Naruto is apart of.

It almost time for the children of Arkham to meet the arkham's finest, let's just hope Joker and Harley show up on time to meet a new Joker. The Joker the real one is the Mark Hamill which is the best Joker to me I liked the Dark Knight as well but I grew up with Mark Hamill's Joker.

Naruto-The Joker-

Killer Croc-Isaribi-Friend

Scaredcrow-Kabuto-Enemy

Poison Ivy-Ino-Friend

Twoface-Gaara-Right hand man

Bane-Chouji

Harley Quinn-?????-Girlfriend

The Penguin-?????-Friend

(Sakura as Quinn-Seven votes)

(Hinata as Quinn-Eight votes)

(The vote between the two will close on the next chapter)

Catwoman-????-Tenten or Anko

Firefly-????-Someone good with fire really good with fire.

The Riddler-Shikamaru

Clayface-Deidara-Form friendship with Naruto for unknown reasons.

Mr. Freeze-?????-Haku or Zabuza

Ras Al Ghul-Danzo-Enemy

Two enemies I know that are not from Batman but Batman beyond but still a good mix.

Shriek-Tayuya-Naruto's Bodyguard/Assassin

Spellbinder-????

That's all for now later guys!