Disclaimer: I do not not own Naruto! It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

Naruto was just about to step into the wide, entrance door when he heard someone yell.

"Naruto!" Kiba panicked, "I can't find Chief Louis!"

Naruto's eyes went large. "What?"

"Ow. Don't yell. I said I can't find the dessert guy."

"I heard you, it's just that," Naruto fanned his hands "Oh my god oh my god oh my god"

Kiba stopped panicking and looked at Naruto. "I thought religious people weren't allowed to say oh my god?"

"Your right. Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. What are we gonna do Kiba? Neji's gonna kill us."

"I don't know, I saw Chief Louis half an hour ago. I asked him if he needed help with unloading his van but he said he was fine."

Naruto grinned. "So the food is here right?"

"I don't think so. If it were, the waitresses would have started serving it already." Kiba watched his friends expression change from grinning to a frown and into a huge smile.

"I got it! There's a supermarket 5 minutes from here and I'm sure they sell something that could pass off as a Chief Louis éclair. I'll drive there while you stay here and buy me some time."

Kiba stared at Naruto in amazement. How Naruto could bounce back so quickly was remarkable.

"I guess its the only chance we have." Kiba turned to make his way to Neji's table. "Please hurry," he whispered.

Neji saw Kiba approaching cautiously and knew something was wrong immediately.

"Everyone this is Inuzuka, one of the two that organised this event." Neji said.

A chorus of "It's wonderful" and "The food is great" happily met his ear. Kiba smiled and said thanks to the compliments and approved nods at the table.

"Uh, I just came to say that dessert will be a little bit delayed." Kiba shifted uncomfortably.

"And why is that?" A man with white, silvery hair who he remembered as Suigetsu asked harshly.

Oh crap, what the hell am I supposed to say?

"Uh, well its because the chief is making one of his masterpiece which is, er, going to be very hard...to make that is" Kiba silently congratulated himself. Maybe he could make it as a con artist with his amazing bullshitting skills.

"We'll be the judge to see if it really is a masterpiece." A woman with reddish, pink hair whom he vaguely knew as Karin smirked.

The man in between her and Neji didn't say anything. He had a stoic expression that did not change even when Shikamaru came over and Neji introduced them.

"Nara Shikamaru, this is Uchiha Sasuke."

"Eh, nice to meet you." Shikamaru extended his hand lazily.

"Hn." Sasuke firmly shook it.

"I came here to ask Kiba something. Kiba," he turned towards the man, "If we please?"

'Wow,' Kiba thought. 'It must be really important to please Uchiha. Even Shikamaru is making an effort. What, with saying nice to meet you and please...'

"Excuse me for a minute" Kiba bowed and followed Shikamaru. When they where out of reach from the table Kiba began talking.

"I know what this is probably about, but don't worry about it," he grinned, "we got it all covered."

Shikamaru groaned. "That's what I'm worried about. It turns out that Chief Louis sprained his back pretty badly from hauling out his stuff from his van. He slipped and was lying on the floor for an hour until Chouji found him and discretely took him to the hospital. We could've called the ambulance but Neji would have had a heart attack."

"Oh, so that's what happened."

"Yes, makes it more troublesome if people found out about the accident. The worst thing about it all was that he hadn't made the desserts but rather planned on making it here." Shikamaru nodded towards the table where Neji and Uchiha Sasuke were sitting. "So what's this plan of yours?"

"Well Naruto came up with this plan – hey don't roll your eyes, its actually a good plan, see he's gone to buy some eclairs from the supermarket –"

"Kiba! Shikamaru!" they both looked towards a person walking slowly, balancing two trays filled with eclairs.

Kiba felt relief. "Look there he is now" and he quickly made his way to the blond whose face was lightly scrunched with concentration.

"Oh man, I was so worried you wouldn't come." Kiba laughed nervously and took one of the trays. He quickly made his way to the table with Naruto and Shikamaru on tow.

Neji spotted Naruto tailing Kiba. "Kiba I see you've brought along Naruto." He nodded at Kiba. "Everyone I'd like you to meet Uzumaki Naruto."

The introduction was followed by nods and greetings which included "Ah yes, the grandson of the Icha Icha writer" and "Of course, the grandson of the worst gambler in Konoha"

Naruto smiled uncomfortably. Why were those 2 things the first things people associated him with?

"Uh anyway, we've brought the desserts ourselves because the chief couldn't trust the waitresses to carry his masterpiece." Kiba broke Naruto's thoughts. " Rr-right Naruto?"

"Wha-at?" Naruto gave Kiba a puzzled look. "Um..."

'Dammit Kiba, you know very well that I don't believe in lying," he thought angrily.

"Um...yesshnol." Naruto quickly placed an eclair on the plate belonging to a woman with a huge chunk of diamond hanging on her neck. He then made his way to the next plate which happened to be Neji's and he smiled happily. His smile disappeared as a woman with reddish, pink hair shrieked.

She had tried the eclair Kiba had placed on her plate and obviously didn't like it. "When you said it was hard, I didn't think you actually meant 'it was hard'" she sneered.

Shikamaru who had taken his arranged seat for the first time that evening mentally groaned.

He hadn't been served yet but by guessing he knew what the problem was. Naruto had bought the ones that came in a packet.

That came from the fridged isle.

He guessed that Naruto must have chosen the first thing he could find due to the lack of time. He saw that the eclair looked soft and the cream wasn't frozen but Shikamaru knew that the middle wasn't as soft as the rest.

Kiba also realised what the problem was and wondered if he said that 'it was how the chief intended' if people would actually believe him.

Naruto on the other hand was too distracted by the reaction of the reddish, pink haired girl that he didn't realise that his own two feet were slightly crossed and that he was falling. The tray he was carrying crashed into the ground followed with the rest of the eclairs. Naruto fell flat on the ground with his mouth right on top of an eclair.

'What's wrong with these eclairs? They taste fine to me.' he thought as he licked the cream that had seeped into his mouth. He slowly got on his arms and knees and pushed him self up only for his face to end up somewhere warm and dark.

'Why has everyone gone silent all of a sudden?' Naruto thought curiously as all sounds had ceased.

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Sasuke glared at the blonde's head in bewilderment.

One minute the blonde was face flat on the floor. Next thing you know, the blonde was on all floors with his face lodged between Sasuke's legs and his eyes and nose pressed against Sasuke's crotch.

Sasuke could feel the slight puffs of air coming from the person's nostrils making his body jolt.

Time seem to stand still, making the five seconds seem hours long due to the attention of everyone in sight.

The blonde finally lifted his head to look up at Sasuke to apologise but was left unheard by the breathtaken raven. Sasuke could feel blood rushing to his groin as he took in the present image of Naruto. Naruto's beautiful cerulean eyes were wide and apologetic and remains of cream covered bits of his soft, pink lips. Complete with the blonde's position, it was the most erotic thing Sasuke had ever seen and judging by the growing bulge in his pants, his dick thought so too.

He watched as the blonde smiled and picked himself up as if nothing happened.

"I'll fix this right away," Naruto grinned sheepishly avoiding the death glares he received from Neji. "I'll be right back." He took steps away from the baffled table.

Sasuke also stood up knowing that for once in his life he wouldn't be able to keep it down. He was planning to make his way to the bathroom, when Naruto who was in front of him suddenly stopped and turned around to tell kiba something.

The blonde once again tripped on his own feet and only managed not to fall when he reached out and yanked Sasuke's tie.

"Oh gomen." Naruto said confused at what just happened.

Sasuke watched as Naruto's head bobbed lightly. The blonde was so warm.

"It was an accident."

Sasuke couldn't speak and felt as if something was crawling down his thoat preventing him from doing so.

"Are you ok?" Naruto asked worriedly.

Something was also making its way down his spine making him suppress a shiver.

"Um. It's not just my fault you know, I didn't know you were right behind me."

Sasuke could feel the sensation go further down but not as low as it had gone before. He realised it was in his stomach, a fluttering sensation he had never felt before. The feeling was much more stronger than the feeling he previously had in his much lower region.

"Hn, are you always this clumsy Dobe?"

Even though it was unfamiliar and it made him uncomfortable, it was the most wonderful feeling he had experienced which only made him frustrated.

Sasuke watched as the blonde hair pulled back and he was confronted with dazzling angry eyes.

"I am not clumsy Teme! You're just so cold that you freeze the ground near you which caused me to slip. " Which Naruto thought was true due to the man's pale, white skin and expressionless face. The Teme looked as if he had ice packs strapped along his shoulders giving him broad shoulders on his lean, well built body. He even thought the Teme's pitch, black hair resembled sharp icecles but changed his mind when he realised they looked more like a duck's butt.

Kiba who had overheard what Naruto had said was impressed and mortified at the same time. Impressed that Naruto had finally been able to give a pretty good comeback and mortified that it happened to be Uchiha Sasuke who he said it to.

"Naruto!" Kiba made his way bravely towards his friend and the man who's aura was toxic. "Neji said we have to go now!" He grabbed his friend's arm and half dragged him to the door. Although not before he babbeled a string of apologies to the President of Uchiha Corp.