This one's from VeggieTales. 'Teazer sings this 'un.

Oh Sintah
Oi can't wait for you to come
Oh Oi can't wait for you to come
And Oi've got fish sticks
Three nummy fish sticks
Just for you for when you come
Only for you for when you come
Because it's Christmas!

*knock knock knock*

Could tha' be Sintah?
Could tha' be 'im?
Could it be th' tom who brings presents for a Calico loike me
a good Calico loike me?

(Rumpleteazer is surprised to see Mungojerrie standing at her door)

Who are you?

Oi'm a cat burglar!
And Oi've come to rob your 'ouse
Oh yes, Oi've come to rob your 'ouse
And Oi've come to pick your pockets an' swoipe your pearls
so stand back, step aside, silly girl!
An' let me in!

(Although frightened by the intruder, 'Teazer makes an offer)

Well Oi'm not rich
An' Oi don't 'ave pockets, moi thievin' friend
But Oi've got fish sticks
Three nummy fish sticks
You can't 'ave moi pearls
But please take this, moi thievin' friend
Eat one of these, moi thievin' friend
They are for Sintah
But you may 'ave one

(Jerrie is truly touched by Teazer's good will, but Teazer, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about Sinter Claws.)

Oh Sintah
(Oi'm a cat burglar!)
Oi can't wait for you to come
(And Oi've come to rob your 'ouse)
Oh Oi can't wait for you to come
(Oh yes, Oi've come to rob your 'ouse)
And Oi've got fish sticks
(you shared a fish stick)
Two nummy fish sticks
(a nummy fish stick)
Just for you for when you come
(Tho' Oi'd love to swoipe yo' pearls)
Only for you for when you come
(poihaps another toime)
Because it's Christmas!

*knock knock knock*

Could tha' be Sintah?
Could tha' be 'im?
Could it be th' tom who brings presents for a Calico loike me
a good Calico loike me?

(Teazer answers the door again and is shocked to see Macavity)

Who are you?

I'm Macavity
and I've come to take your leader
Oh yes, I've come to take your leader
and I've come to burn your house down with you in it
and I've come to. . . uh, step on your tails
and soil your rugs!

Ol' D's not here
this house ain't moine, Macavity
But Oi do 'ave fish sticks
two nummy fish sticks
an' Oi don't 'ave rugs
but please take this, Macavity
eat one of these, Macavity
they are for Sintah
but you may 'ave one

(Macavity is also touched by Teazer's good will, but her mind is still on Sinter)

Oh Sintah
(I'm Macavity!)
Oi can't wait for you to come
(and I've come to take your leader)
Oh Oi can't wait for you to come
(oh, yes, I've come to take your leader)
Oi've got a fish stick
(you shared a fish stick)
one nummy fish stick
(a nummy fish stick)
Just for you for when you come
(Though I'd love to stomp your tail)
Only for you for when you come
(I could do with one less wail)
Because it's Christmas!

*knock knock knock*

Could tha' be Sintah?
Could tha' be 'im?
Could it be th' tom who brings presents for a Calico loike me
a good Calico loike me?

(Teazer answers the door once more and sees Gus the Theatre Cat)

Who are you?

I'm Gus the Theatre Cat-

SLAM!

Oh, Sintah
Oi can't wait for you to come
Oi just can't wait for you to come...
It's finally Sintah!
It's finally 'im!
At last, the one who brings presents for a Calico loike me
a good Calico loike me!

I'm Sinter!
And I've come to bring you gifts,
Oh yes! I've come to bring you gifts,
And I've come to stuff your stockings
Oh ho-ho-ho!
And I've come to jiggle my belly.
And wiggle my nose!
Hey, wait a minute!
Isn't that my belt?
(Macavity hides his waist)
And what are you doing with my hat?

(Jerrie swipes a hat off his head)
So you're the ones!

Oi can explain!

We've changed!

Nobody messes with Santa!
You know that don't you!
You've been very naughty!
And I've got a list!

(Sinter Claws chases Mac and Jerrie around the den)

Are you going to eat that there fish stick?

Get'cha own!