"You can like...keep them if you want; they don't really like...fit me anymore, uh-huh-huh..." Butthead informed Beavis as he leaned against the door to the bathroom that Beavis was currently changing his clothes in. Butthead had brought the blond back to his house to change his wardrobe before he would be showing him the activities he usually participated in when he would skip school.
"How do I look? Heh-heh..." Beavis questioned as he shyly stepped out of the bathroom to show Butthead his new attire: a blue Metallica shirt and grey shorts. Butthead's eyes widened at the sight of Beavis' new look as he turned to fully face the blond.
"Whoa! Huh-huh, you look totally cool, Beavis! Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead exclaimed. It were as if the nerdy-blond he had just met the day before had transformed into a completely-different person.
"Really? Heh-heh! Thanks! Hm-hm-heh!" Beavis excitedly thanked his new friend with a sweet smile.
"Ready to like...have some real fun? Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead questioned with a smirk, provoking a smirk from Beavis in return.
"Hello, I'm Inbred Jed and these are the Little Bottom Boys. We're gonna do a little song right now but first, I'd just like to say that it's really great to be here. I mean, it really is!" The older man that was standing on the stage of the free concert that Butthead had decided to take Beavis to introduced himself along with his band before beginning to cry hysterically.
"This is a little song I wrote and I hope you all enjoy it...Long-legged woman, where've ya been all my life, life, life?! Long-legged woman, where've ya been all my life, life life?!" The older man, known as Inbred Jed then began to sing, causing an elderly woman that was in the crowd to plug up her ears with her fingers in discomfort. Butthead looked over at Beavis, who looked horrified by the older man's singing but looked as if he were trying to be polite by not running away from the concert, screaming.
"We shoulda went bowlin'..." Butthead sighed before awkwardly hacking up a loogie, onto the ground. Some of it splattered on Beavis' waistline by accident but the blond was too disgusted by Inbred Jed's singing to notice.
"Play some Skinner, man!" Another man, who Beavis and Butthead would later come to know as Harry Sacz called out to the country band. Beavis awkwardly turned his gaze toward the ground when he spotted something shining amongst the dirt. After picking it up from the ground and inspecting it further, the blond soon realized that it was a silver lighter.
"Cool, heh-heh! Butthead, check it out, hm-hm-heh!" Beavis excitedly showed off his treasure to his new friend.
"Cool! Huh-huh...let's go burn stuff! Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead suggested as he and Beavis wandered away from the horrible concert that they just could not bring themselves to sit through. After purchasing some firecrackers from the local Maxi-Mart, the newfound friends used Beavis' new lighter to blow up insects at the junkyard.
"Light one in his butt! Huh-huh!" Butthead chanted as Beavis lit the tiny firecracker that he had tediously worked into a dragonfly's rear end. The two boys laughed as the insect exploded on the ground that was between them.
"Yes!" Beavis and Butthead both cheered in unison before beginning to chant the rhythm to Enter The Sandman by Metallica.
"Look, dude! A frog!" Beavis suddenly interrupted the chant to point to a small, green toad that was hopping by.
"FROG BASEBALL!" The two once again shouted in unison after having exchanging equally-excited glances.
"Get him!" Beavis shouted before giving chase after the frog. Butthead grabbed an abandoned, baseball bat from the ground before following close-behind Beavis. After a couple of games of both frog and dog baseball, Butthead lead Beavis back to his home to introduce the blond to his favorite station, M.T.V. The two boys made fun of music videos and before either of them realized it, they were permanently, best friends.
"Hey, Butthead? heh-heh..." Beavis suddenly spoke up with a serious tone as his smile faded into a frown.
"Yeah, dude? Huh-huh..." Butthead questioned as he glanced over at his new, best friend.
"I think we should like...get back at Smelly Balls, hm-hm-heh..." Beavis suggested as he fully turned to look Butthead in the eye.
"Wanna put laxatives in her coffee? Huh-huh..." Butthead suggested as he switched off the T.V. so it would not be able to distract him from his conversation with Beavis.
"No, heh-heh...that's not good enough, hm-hm-heh...I wanna like...screw her life up just as bad as she screwed up mine...When I'm done with her, I want her to like...be all alone, in a cold, dark hole, crying to herself as she whispers to herself over and over: WHY DID I EVER MESS WITH BOBBY BEAVIS?! Heh-heh..." Beavis excitedly explained as he shook his fists in front of himself, his newfound chuckle slowly turning into a maniacal laughter once he had finished his sentence.
"W-Whoa! Settle down, Beavis..." Butthead trembled once he began to realize just how badly what their teacher had done to Beavis had deteriorated the blond's mental state.
"Heh-heh, sorry about that, hm-hm-heh..." Beavis apologized with a nervous chuckle.
"That's okay, dude; it was kinda cool, uh-huh-huh...so what did you like...have in mind? Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead questioned, provoking a sinister smirk from his new, blond companion. Later that night, Stewart Stevenson was awoken from his slumber by the sound of his doorbell ringing. Since his parents weren't home, he merely peaked out, at his visitors from the peephole of his front-door.
"Can I help you?" The pudgy-blond was quick to answer the door when he saw two, teenage boys, who looked, 'cool' to him through his peephole.
"Oh, Stewart? Huh-huh..." Butthead addressed the younger boy, only knowing his name since he had occasionally received his mail by accident.
"Wanna like...do something cool? Mm-heh-heh..." Beavis offered, causing Stewart to grin excitedly.
"Uhhhhhhh...what is the meaning of this?!" McVicker gasped when he noticed that the school flag had been replaced by a large picture of Kelly Smalls' face with the words, Smelly Balls written beneath it.
"Heh-heh! Smelly Balls!" Beavis remarked as he walked past a horrified, Kelly Smalls while exiting the school-bus. All Butthead could do was laugh along with the other students as he lead the group of cackling-teens off of the bus.
"My life is over!" Kelly sobbed, immediately beginning to break down into tears of humiliation.
"Uhhhhhh...it's not that bad; it's just a prank, uhhhhh..." McVicker reassured.
"You don't understand! I'll have to move to another state and..." Kelly began to explain her dilemma to her boss.
"Work at some crappy, fast-food place and one day, this one customer will walk in and say, hey! I know you! You're..." Beavis began to explain the devastating effects of his plan to Butthead and Stewart as he unknowingly repeated exactly what Kelly was saying to McVicker.
"SMELLY BALLS!" Kelly sobbed as she unknowingly finished both hers and Beavis' sentences.
"I think you may be overreactin' a bit, Ms. Balls-Uhhhhh! I mean Smalls!" McVicker blushed at his error as Kelly began to cry even harder.
"That's it! I have to quit!" Kelly cried as she got back into her car and sped away from the school.
"Ms. Smalls, wait! Uhhh..." McVicker attempted to call out, after her but soon turned his angered-gaze toward the duo that was responsible for his best teacher and secret crush leaving forever.
"Uhhhhh...I hope you two, little bastards are happy! Uhhhhh...because of you, we just lost one of our best teachers! Uhhhhhh..." McVicker scolded.
"You look like a dick! And I don't mean like..." Beavis pointed at McVicker with a grin before pretending to angrily yell gibberish. This was his way of taking a jab at his principal for viewing Kelly Smalls' actions as acceptable.
"I mean like..." He continued his jab by placing his hands together, above his head in a manner similar to a diver.
"Huh-huh! McDicker!" Butthead laughed, causing McVicker to give up and angrily storm away from the two boys.
"Then Mr. Vantreeson was hired and me and Butthead have been best friends ever since, heh-heh..." Beavis finished his story with a proud smirk.
"Wow! I didn't know you use to be a nerd! I can't believe I helped you two get a mean teacher fired either!" Stewart grinned since he had only began going to Highland High a year after the duo had asked him to help them make that banner. They had only told him that the banner was for a harmless prank at the time.
"Yep! Heh-heh!" Beavis confirmed when the two boys' conversation was interrupted by Butthead returning home with the nachos for Beavis and himself.
"UGH! Who turned on V.H.1?!" Butthead demanded in disgust.
"Stewart did it!" Beavis happily pointed to Stewart as he completely put the blame on the horrified, pudgy kid.
