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Prompt: Practically related

Gross

"Al, I don't see how this is 'gross.'"

"It's incest!"

"What? I'm not dating James!"

"You're as good as dating him!"

"How?"

"He's like a brother to me! A little brother to James! I big brother to Lily! A cousin to Fred!"

"And a boyfriend to me! So?"

"So that's nasty! Why on earth would he agree to date you?"

Al was left there, gaping, after she slapped him and marched away.

It wasn't his fault it was totally gross.

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