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This is probably my most updated story!
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A $$120,000,000,000 Couple
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Part 3- Not again
Kristin walked back up to the hotel room. She walked in as quietly as possible. The two 'boys' were asleep and snoring pretty loudly.

Kristin sighed. She walked over to the bed. She pulled the blanket from under them and one of the pillows. She set the blanket on the floor and laid down.

She stared up at the ceiling, thinking about everything.

'I wonder... are my parents worried about me? Has any time pasted? Am I really in the Trigun universe, or am I just in a coma. Yeah. I'm in a coma, dreaming about this. Like that would happen. Though is would make more sence. Arg! Why does life have to be so confusing?!'

Kristin pushed the pillow over her eyes, trying to drown out the voice in her head that was telling her she was insane.

'I'm not insane. Ok, maybe a little. But come on! Dreaming up this whole world? That's not my style.'

Kristin pulled her pillow from her face and put it under her head. She decided not to think about this until tomorrow morning.

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The next morning
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Vash woke up with a very back headache and the room was spinning. His stomache was doing flip flops and he was listening to some serious snoring.

'Is that KRISTIN?! How could a girl snore so loud?' He wondered.

He looked over and saw the man he met yesterday. He blinked a few times before jumping out of bed.

'NO WAY! I DIDN'T! I couldn't be THAT drunk!' Vash thought to himself.

He looked down at himself and saw that all his clothes were on. He gave a huge sigh. Then looked down at the ground. He nearly stepped on Kristin.

'She's going to be mad at me for taking the bed...' Vash thought to himself. He already had a headache. And here, Kristin was going to kill him.

He gulped.

Kristin stirred. Vash held his breathe. Kristin opened her eyes and yawned.

"Good morning." Kristin said.

Kristin got up and stretched. Then went over to the window and opened it. She yawned again, then left for the bathroom.

Vash finally let himself breathe again.

'That was.. odd....'

He heard a flushing sound, followed by her brushing her teeth. Then, she walked out. She smiled at him.

Vash smiled back.

"Hey Vash."

"Yeah?"

"If you ever get drunk again, I'll tell everyone who you are. Got that?"

"Yes.."

"Good."

Kristin looked at herself in the mirror. Her hair was a mess!

'I shouldn't have slept with my pony-tail in.' She thought to herself. She pulled her hair out and started to brush it out. Once she was done, she flipped it back over her shoulder until it flowed down her back.

She checked herself out once more.

'I didn't notice I turned into an anime charactor while here.' She titled her head. 'Wow.'

Her eyes were still blue and her hair was still brown and came to her mid back. STill the same old jeans with a white top. But, she looked animated. Her eyelashes were more defined, her brows perfectly tweeked and her lips were a rosy red. She didn't even have to wear make-up anymore! She smiled at her new reflection.

Then she turned around. She didn't notice Vash was staring at her the whole time.

"What?" Kristin asked nervously. Was her new anime look ugly?! Oh, if it was, then someone over at the animation department was going to die.

"You look.. better with your hair down.." Vash said.

"..Really?" Kristin asked. This was one of the nicest things a boy has EVER said to her! She began to give a real smile, when..

"YUKE!" Kristin yelled.

Vash had threw up, but he managed to make it to the bathroom... floor..

"SORRY!" He yelled.

The guy Vash came with woke up.

"My head.." He mumbled.

"Serves you right! You both drunk yourseleves silly last night!" Kristin lectured.

"So what.. hey.. where am I?" he asked as he looked around.

"I kept you two here so you would stay out of trouble." Kristin said, then crossed her arms. "You should be thanking me pal!"

"Thank you.. I guess... Hey. You want to go down to the bar again pal?" He asked Vash.

Vash grinned. Kristin tapped her foot and glared at him.

Vash's smile faded and a nervous look came on his face when he saw Kristin's glare.

"No.. I think I'll skip it today.."

"Aww.." The man said.

Then, noise was heard outside. Gunfire was echoing around the town.

Kristin, Vash and the guy ran to the window.

None of them could see because they were squeezing each other too tighly. Kristin shoved both of them out of her way and looked out the window.

"Hey! That guy's robbing the armored car! In plain daylight too! What an idiot!" Kristin said. She moved and pushed Vash to the window so he could see.

"...mmm... he's going to hurt someone if he keeps firing like that.." Vash said.

"No kidding! Come on! We have to get going!" Kristin grabbed Vash's arm and started to pull him out of the room, when the guy stopped them.

"hey.. why go and do that.. You should both stay back here and be safe. It's not our problem.."

"See ya!" kristin said, waving goodbye to him.

She pulled Vash all the way to the 'sidelines' of the 'show'.

"That's right! This is VASH THE STAMPEDE! So, don't mess with him!" One guy yelled out.

kristin sneered. Then the guy from the hotel walked up to her.

"hey! You said you know Vash the Stampede! Go out there and talk him out of this!"

"That's not Vash.. that's just some punk tring to get a off the hook by blaming Vash. He's nothing more then a coward by doing that." kristin said. She hated it in the show, when people would pose a Vash! They were always a bunch of idiots who did it too!

'Why can't a smart person ever pose as being Vash in this show?' kristin wondered to herself.

Vash started to walk forward with a trash can lid on his head. Where he got that, kristin will never know.

He stopped when the gang members fired at his feet.

The wind ruffled his coat. Then stepped on his boot. Two blades came out on either side and conected at the toe of the boot. He then cut a whole in their tire.

"Looks like your getaway car has a flat."

"Why you!"

"You don't know who I am do you! I'm Vash the Stampede! How dare you two stand up to me."

"Oh. I was under the impression Vash was a better looking guy." Vash comented.

"Yeah, I thought so too." Kristin said.

The man pulled out his gun.

Vash took off the trash can lid and blocked all the bullets with it, then dove to the side. A guy with a gun pointed it at Vash.

Kristin grabbs his wrist and twisted it. The gun fell out of his hand. kristin caught it and slammed it into the guy's head, knocking the guy out cold.

Kristin walked out by Vash, who had gotten off the ground by now. They stood side by side. Kristin pointed the gun at the gang members.

Vash stuck his hand in his pocket and made a gun shape.

"Let's see if you're the REAL Vash the stampede!" kristin said.

The guy was about to fire, when another person walked up with a gun. It was an older lady.

"DOn't move! This is an original gun made by Frank. And don't think I'll miss just because I'm a woman!"

((sorry but I don't remember exactly what she said! GR! Can somebody help me out here?))

"WHat is this?!" The man shouted.

Then, more people stepped up with guns pulled out. Then more until it looked like the whole city had guns out pointed at them.

Then the drunkin man put his finger against the fake Vash's head.

The gang members squirmed away as fast as they could.

Everyone cheered. Vash smiled at the man.

"Wasn't even loaded!" The man said.

Vash pulled out his hand and kristin opened the gun's barrel. There were no bullets in it.

"Sure wasn't." They both said.

Kristin gave a real smile that time. She was happy she could finally help out in some way here.

'I guess, I can make a bit of a difference. Though, Vash would have chased them off anyways even If I wasn't here.'

She looked up at Vash's face. He was giving a real smile. Kristin smiled.

'I guess.. I do.. Vash is really smiling this time..'

Vash put his arms around her shoulders and pulled her with him. He pulled her to the bar.

"Time to drink up Kristin!"

'Oh no. Not again!'
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^_^ how do you like it?!?! I re-wrote it a couple of times. I still don't think it's quiet right.. but you know. This is the best I could do so far. I hope you like it! PLEASE REVIEW!