Part three: day four and five of pranking
…the next day at potions…
"Not a chance! NO!" Hermione argued.
"Oh come on! It would be priceless! Plus, we need to catch up anyway." Draco pleaded.
Hermione stared at him, horrified. "Bu-but!"
He stopped her. "You made me hug him, and that was incredibly awkward. Now it's my turn." He told her.
"But that was different!" She cried. "This is-"
Draco cut her off. "No buts. Come on." He dragged her to the class, where she sat and sulked as they waited for everyone else to file in.
Draco noticed a bunch of roses on Snape's desk. He laughed to himself. Snape would probably think they were from his 'secret admirer'
Snape walked in just then. He stopped when he got to his desk and stared down at the flowers. He looked up at the students as they all sat down. Scowling, he took out his wand and destroyed them, then got to work.
It took a while for the right condition to be in place, but when it did happen, it happened perfectly. Snape was telling Hermione off for being an 'insufferable know-it-all' and had bent down slightly to be at her level.
She stared at him as he quizzed her, trying to find something she didn't know, which was a near impossible task. Hermione leaned forward, pressing her lips firmly against his.
Draco smirked to himself as Snape quickly pulled away, eyes wide. Some students had been watching Snape drill Hermione, and therefore saw the whole thing, and burst into hoots of laughter if they dared.
Draco was also laughing very hard, being right next to her and seeing the whole thing quite well. He was laughing so hard he had to put his head down on the desk, and therefore didn't notice Hermione as she had ran out of the room, her face red.
Without a word, Snape left, leaving the students an hour of free time. "That! Was amazing." Ginny laughed, wiping tears from her eyes. "Point Grangoy." She giggled, scribbling in her notebook.
The class was giggling and talking excitedly. Harry and Ron moved over to Draco, laughing. "Who's bloody idea was that?" Ron cried.
"Mine." Draco laughed, holding his sides which were sore from laughing so hard.
"Bloody hell, how'd you get her to do that?" Ron cried again.
Draco just shook his head, laughing. "Where'd Hermione go anyway?" Harry asked, looking around.
"Probably went to go boil her lips." Draco laughed, his head on the desk as he tried to calm his laughter.
"Blimey, our roses weren't half as good as that." Ron grumbled, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms.
They found Hermione hiding in the empty classroom. "So… how was it?" Draco asked, smirking and obviously fighting back laughter.
Hermione glared at him, then smacked her lips together, scrunching up her nose. "It was… odd." She replied.
"Odd? You just kissed our potions master and all you can say is that it was 'odd?'" Ron cried.
Hermione shrugged. "He'll probably think I'm his secret admirer now." She sighed, tapping her heels on the floor, she then glanced up at Draco who was still smirking and laughing.
"I still think you should have done it, Malfoy." She grumbled matter-of-factly.
"Are you mad?" Draco piped up. "The whole school may think I'm gay, but it may surprise you to know that I'm actually not!" He cried. Hermione shrugged again. "Honestly! What has this world come to?" He went on, not over-dramatizing anything and actually making a convincing theatrical display of befuddlement at one's non-formidable attempt at subtlety in off-handedness at such a statement. It was really quite the show.
…the next day in potions…
Needless to say, Hermione got detention and a serious scolding for what she did, but Draco convinced her it was worth it. Even though now everyone was calling her 'miss locklips' The teachers, mainly professor MacGonagal tried to make her say why she did it, but she refused to answer, saying it was, 'personal'
Snape entered the room, looking to be in a foul mood. "You best do this one, Draco, I don't need to be getting into any more trouble for a while." She whispered, leaning into Draco.
He nodded, then stopped. "What? No, I can't! This is a girl's one!" He hissed.
"That was before I became 'miss locklips' She growled, scribbling in her notebook.
"But then, what are they going to start calling me?" Draco hissed.
"Oh, don't worry, it's worth it." She replied in an off-hand manner, but Draco knew this was her way of getting back at him.
He growled, going back to working on his test.
Meanwhile, over at Harry and Ron's desk, they were preparing for their big prank. "Ready?" Harry asked as Snape came over to inspect their potion. He nodded.
They both smiled. "Morning professor. How are you feeling?" They both asked at the same time. Snape stared at them, then moved to the next two, completely skipping over Malfoy and Hermione. Ron and Harry grinned at each other.
Later, after class, when everyone was filing out, Hermione and Draco waited outside the door. "You didn't do anything-" Ginny began but Draco and Hermione shushed her. Just then, Snape came out in the midst of his students, walking down through the crowded hallway.
Without a word, Draco stepped in his way. Snape narrowed his eyes. "Is something wrong, mister Malfoy?" He asked. Draco stared up at him, not replying, trying to keep a straight face. Harry and Ron had noticed and went over to stand next to Hermione and Ginny as they watched the whole thing.
Snape attempted to go around Draco several times, then finally pushed past him, nearly knocking him over and stormed off. 'Now for the good part.' Hermione thought with a smile.
Draco got up, then yelled out after Snape. "Come back, Severus! You know this is your child!" he yelled at the top of his loungs, a hand on his stomach.
Snape turned sharply, staring, as did several other people in the hall, eyes wide. Draco took off running, grabbing Hermione's hand as he whizzed past her. She let out a startled yelp, scurrying to keep up with him while Ron, Ginny and Harry raced after them.
Draco didn't stop until they were in the empty classroom. "Bloody hell, bloody hell!" He muttered, pulling at his hair.
Hermione burst out laughing. "That was good." She cried.
"Yeah, but now Snape's gonna kill me." He cried. Ron, Harry and Ginny all agreed.
"That, was amazing." Ron cried, running up to Draco and giving him a bear-hug. Draco's eyes widened as his feet were completely lifted off the floor. Ron put him back down, grinning from ear-to-ear.
Draco brushed off his shirt. "Yeah, but now they're gonna start calling me 'missus Snape' UGH! I can't take it!" He growled, cringing majorly.
"Well, I'd say it's all tied up again, but I think I'll award Grangoy two points for that one, since you did two things, and because that was so completely amazing I can't stand it." Ginny smiled.
"Yes!" Hermione whooped.
"Not worth it." Draco grumbled, shaking his head.
AN: That one was personally my favorite, lol, poor Draco! Please review? :) OH, by the way? Some of you were asking how Ginny could be in the same class as them because she's a year behind them. Well… I like bending the rules, as I did in my previous story, 'The Boy No One Knew' the timetables are a mixture of the students depending on their level of achievement. So, Ginny is in a higher level of potions, so she is allowed to attend it with the third-years even though she's still a second-year. Hope that made sense. Please review. :)
