Messy Situations 3
By Miz Ciel and The Grammar Monkey (Makoto)
I would like to thank the reviewers for reading my story and hopefully those who've read it but haven't reviewed at all. Dude it's okay. I read something and don't review either. Too much effort lol. In this chapter things are going to start to get a little twisted. If you thought the last couple of chapters were bad, you'll have to wait for the juicy stuff in the next chapters. I promise lots and lots of juice!
Things were awfully quiet in the flower shop... So it seemed...
Yohji was missing, Ken and Omi were off in the corner whispering and laughing like they were hiding some twisted secret... Aya knew. Oh yes Aya knew what was going on... He leaned on the cash register, trying to fixate on the blinking light of his calculator. Aya covered the light activated gray box with his right thumb, then he watched the numbers disappear.
"How much longer?" Omi whispered to Ken. They both had to keep the computer game on the down low so Aya wouldn't cut their internet access. They were off playing games and not doing anything useful for a change.
"Soon my elf."
Aya snapped his pencil in half, as his eyes darted towards the tulips. "Hnnnnn...."
A labyrinth that was as big as a city was the center of a grassy chunk of floating land. The sky was gray and the mood seemed a little dimmed if it weren't for all the damn glitter on the maze's brick walls. The small fairies of this area were the counterparts of dragonflies back in the real world, only they gave off a shining blue glow.
"Wooh," Ken let out a sigh as he stared at the scene in front of him. "Let's hope there are no puppets here that sing."
A fairy waved at Omi, then flew away giggling. "Aw... Aren't they cute Ken-kun?"
"Those things look evil. Don't encourage them Omi!"
"Hi, hi Ken and Omi!" Suzaku popped his head out of the fountain, covered from head to toe in glitter. "Sparkly..."
"Hi Suzaku!" Omi ran over to the guardian of the South and blinked, wondering why he was wallowing in glitter water. "Sorry... we're late."
Suzaku winked at Omi as he jumped out of the fountain and made a peace sign, "It's okay Omi! I was a bit late myself. Are you guys ready to go into the labyrinth?"
"WAH! IT BIT ME!" Ken sulked while holding his bleeding index finger, "I don't think I want to now."
"C'mon Ken-kun!" The little blonde bounced around the entrance, "Suzaku will lead us safe and sound. Don't be such a killjoy... please Ken-kun? Pleeeeaaaaaase?"
"Do you remember what he put us through!? DO YOU REMEMBER?! DO YOU?! FANGIRLS!!!!" The brunette clutched his short hair and was ready to rip it out of his pretty little head. The man was clearly freaked and his eyes were dialating. "Fangirls..."
Suzaku tried to hide his snicker, "Poor Ken-kun... I promise there are no fangirls inside this labyrinth. Sure there will be goblins, talking stone heads, giant furry things, cute British worms, and things that play around with their body parts and sing jazzy songs... but no fangirls at all."
"D-did you just say body parts?" Oo Ken held himself as he shook with fear.
"Hurry up Ken-kun or we'll leave you behind!" Omi winked back at his friend knowing that this was going to be so much fun. He never knew that a former assassin could be so scared of a virtual game.
Ken didn't want to be left behind with glowing freak fairies. There was no choice now but to follow the two into this scary, glittery place... "I hate this... I hate this... I hate this... I need a hug..."
Suzaku's smile sparkled and then hugged Ken tightly from behind. Ken sweatdropped, "NOT YOU!!!"
They walked and walked on for ten minutes and all they could see was a never ending trail in front of them. "Are we going anywhere at all?" Omi asked, looking at the same endless path behind them. He was becoming a little concerned.
"Yeah we are just... damn I know it's around here somewhere..." Suzaku hovered around looking for something in particular. "Where are you...? Blimey!"
"I told you this was a bad idea..." Ken crossed his arms and looked at Suzaku for a while. That guy is seriously ticking me off. Some guardian he is... Ken thought but it was soon broken as he hit the ground, "Uggghhh...."
"Oh yeah," Suzaku helped Ken up and looked down at the ground, "Look out for those logs, Haha!"
"Grrrrr..."
"'Ello!" A small blue caterpillar wearing a scarf cheered the three gamers. "Ah Suzaku! Long time no see lad."
"Hey Rupert! How's it going?" the redheaded guardian's eyes looked curiously at the caterpillar in front of his nose.
"Well, very good indeed. Why don't you all come inside and have a cup of tea with the missus?"
"Wow that's adorable," Omi stared at the caterpillar closely, "Sorry but I think we're too big to go inside and have tea sir."
The small caterpillar blinked one eye and wiggled its small tail, "Don't be silly I-"
"EEK!" Omi shrieked as a pink crow flew in and snatched the worm away. "WORMYYYYY!" Omi yelled out while holding his hand in the air.
Ken's eyes adverted to the side, "What the hell just happened here?"
"Oh dear... This means the programmers are bored today," Suzaku turned around to figure out which way to go. "Woopsies... was it the left one or the right one?"
"Hey Omi... it's not real."
"..."
"Omi?"
"BINGO! C'mon lets go before the orange crows get here. They actually fly up your-"
"Heyyy... lookit the time! Time to GO!" Omi jumped up to his feet after his little crying fit. The worm is dead. Yes it's very sad isn't it?
Welcome to the Virtual Go's Sanrio Store. Formerly known as The Hello Kitty Store. We are currently on break, so please come back in an hour. Thank you.
Little girls with pink fluff balls on their hairs whimpered and moaned. "Just great! I want that Chibimaru bag so bad!" one girl pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Yeah! Totally unfair." another girl sighed as she looked back at the pink florescent lights.
"IT JUST PISSES ME OFF!" Seiryuu shot his arm in the air angrily and steam blew out of his nose. He had short sassy navy blue hair, his eyes were slim and icy green. So not expected from a Guardian of the East to be angry over a fluffy kitty store... Yeah the East can't clearly remember Suzaku was South... oh what the heck.
"This guy is seriously creeping me out y'know," one girl whispered.
"Yeah man, he totally needs to get a life."
Seiryuu had red smoke puffing out of his ears, "You do know that I can hear you!"
"What a total creep."
"DIE VERMIN!!!" KAPOW!
It's 6:00 in the afternoon... there were but a few survivors. As for the Hello Kitty Store, someone has stolen all the merchandise!
"Hehe," Seiryuu snickered evilly as he vanished into the dark abyss. "Oh shit! I'm late."
It's very quiet in the Weiss apartments... Aya found that even more suspicious. He can't sleep, he can't eat, like he ever eats anyways; and most of all... he can't think straight!
Ever since those Queer Eye Fairies, IT'S BEEN NOTHING BUT HELL! People have been bowing to their every whim! Aya is still coping with the fact that it's a possible fad... only that it might not be!
Hey...
Where's Yohji? Aya thought as he finished dusting the top of the bookshelf. They should call it a manga freak infested crap hole instead. Aya was the one who kept his books nice and neat in his room.
"That was some party!" Yohji flopped on the couch as if on cue. "Last night was filled with hot ass. Lots and lots of fine ass ohoho. Hey Aya! Guess what happened?"
"Scumbag," One of these days I'm going to vaporize his sick head. "Does it look like I care?"
"Bah!" Yohji flipped his leg over the other, looking even more seductive than he did in the last few minutes. "I'll tell you anyways. Okay, I was dancing with my girl. She was swinging her hips and looking as sexy as ever," Yohji reenacted how he was dancing with his now, imaginary girl. "Then a bus full of groupies and femmie rockers joined the party! You should have gone with me. Even that geek wearing a Cowboy Bebop shirt got a little sumthin' sumthin', if you know what I mean." He rubbed the side of his body against Aya's and began to laugh playfully.
Aya sighed and hit Yohji with the duster, "If your night was that boring... then you could have made up a more believable lie, you dolt."
"Cold. You are one frigid ice pop... Y'know that?"
"That was uncalled for," Aya hit him again, but this time, a little more harder.
Yohji covered his head with small, sympathy tears rolling down his cheeks, "I wasn't lying dammit! ...Hey Ayan?"
"Hn."
"Why are you dusting in this hour? Freak."
"Hn," SMACK! "Shut up and go away."
"Don't get all butt hurt about it. Geez," the blonde rubbed his bleeding head and kept mumbling incoherently. It didn't matter that Aya didn't believe his story, even if that was only half of what happened. He knew that friggin red head could hear him snicker, and that was his vengeance. Boy, was that was one hell of a kinky party hehe. Mission accomplished.
Ken wondered why Suzaku held a stick of lipstick at his right hand. Then again, it wasn't much to wonder about. This is a pretty effeminate fella leading them into the traps of a sparkly labyrinth... thing. "You haven't told me what this thing does yet Suzaku."
"Oh yeah, that thing your holding hee-hee," Suzaku points to Ken's forbidden zone. Omi hid his blush as a nasty thought crossed his mind.
The magic bearer turns red and slaps Suzaku's hand away, "What the heck was that for!? I mean this yellow contraption that is oh- so powerful! Do you know what this handkerchief does?"
"It's... a... secret. Bwaha."
-- --- Ken. "Right... Hey... what's that sound?"
"...."
Omi blinked his big blue eyes and scratched his head, "A bird maybe?"
"Oh shit!" Suzaku made a double take and jumped over a bush. "Hide!" He yelled at the two fellow players, "Quiet... here they come."
"I swear I saw something." A young brown haired boy wearing a gothic waiter uniform and dark make up looked around with a suspicious look. "I swear I saw something... like a strawberry."
"You're losing it kid!" Another boy pocked his friend with a staff saying, 'The Otakulites' "Remember what Seiryuu said right? Find those players as quickly as possible!"
"Okay. My butt itches." The brown haired Otaku scratched it a little. "Did he really have to make us wear these costumes? I know it's all visual but, come on! This is a virtual game."
His velvet-haired friend shot him a death glare, "A game?! You are as dumb as the rest of the fangirls! This isn't just a game! It's a way of life! Why don't you go and giggle like an idiot like the rest of those bitches."
"My cousin is a fangirl! And... and... Dragon Ball Z was cool but now it's gay!"
Oo "You take that back!" the velvet haired one shook the traitor so hard that the two Weiss boys and the Guardian thought his brain was going to come off out of the other side of his ear. "Take that back you pathetic fool!"
"Go bang yourself! Y'think you're all that because you have 200 videos? Then go bitch about how the Americans are ruining everything and act like you're the supreme of all anime fans, when clearly you need to get a life. I hope not all Otaku are as brainless as you. Look mister being an anime fan isn't about who you are! And right now, I'm outta here!" The brown haired ex-Otaku stomped off into the forest.
"Who needs you! Traitor!" As soon as the ex-Otaku's back disappeared, the hardcore Otaku stomped off to the other side.
"Woah," Omi poked his head outside as soon as both have disappeared, "That was some break up."
"No kidding," Ken stretched his legs to relieve the pain of squatting there during the fight. "That Otaku guy needs to get that log out of his ass, y'know."
"Yeah he does." The ex-Otaku walked down the steep leafy hill and down to the dirt path, "Hello Weiss..."
00 Ken
0 . 0? Omi
"No way!"
"Yes way."
"Hm?" Suzaku looked at the three in a completely confused look. He walked over to the brown haired ex-Otaku and then pocked his arm, "Hm, Hmmm... hello?"
Ken rolled his eyes and then decided to take a deep breath, "Suzaku, meet Nagi. Our... friend."
Yohji slapped his hands together and simled wickedly, "Ready steady go. Aya, it's time to meet what you desire."
(Meanwhile downstairs)
"What the hell is that racket?!" Aya felt the table vibrate uncontrollably. The sound of trumpets interrupted the sound of his thoughts. The bass was thumping in a very seductive way. Guitars playfully calling, and a deep needy and dare I say... horny, male voice melted through the walls, calling Aya.
This could only mean one thing... Vanilla.
There was a pounding at Yohji's door.
"Who is it?" Yohji called playfully.
The pounding got louder.
"Alright, keep you panties on. I'm coming."
Yohji opened the door to a very unhappy Aya. Is that the first?
"Yo," Yohji greeted his red-haired friend. "You need anything Ayan?"
"To lobotomize you," Aya held his fist close to Yohji's face, "Turn that off. Now."
Yohji thought, "Umm... No."
"Yohji... turn that crap off!" Aya threatened.
"I like this song," He was playing it cool now. Yohji had to keep this song going as long as it takes.
cue Vanilla
koi ni shibarareta specialist nagai tsume o taterareta boku
ai o tashikametia egoist kimi no oku made tadoristukitai
A specialist bound by romance. You used your long fingernails on me.
An egoist who wants to confirm love I want to struggle on until I'm inside of you.
cut
"Now Aya. May I ask as to why is your face is a shade of red?" Actually, it was light pink but it stood out of Aya's very pale skin.
Aya frowned, knowing that Yohji can be so stubborn that he had to compromise. "Just turn it down," he could feel a headache coming, "Only when I'm here, I'm going to get milk and eggs at the store. Clean something while I'm gone, you good for nothing-"
"Y'know, maybe I'll go get the food. Ja!"
And so the slutty playboy left the building and Aya was left with only but a song in his head.
Meanwhile:
"Nagi?! You're an Otaku?" Omi caught up with Nagi as they went up into Cardiac Hill. Further down into the maze, things got less and less sparkly and more and more steep.
Nagi coughed, trying to hide that he was catching his breath. "I wasn't much of one to begin with. I was in it for the mega points and rare items."
"Everybody made that mistake little guy," Suzaku gave Nagi a sympathetic smile. "I joined the Otakulites to get two certain rare items."
"Really?" Ken blinked curiously, "Like what?"
Suzaku covered his mouth with his delicate hand and giggled, "Something rare indeed. Oh and a Kumagorou."
"Lemme guess... The other thing was a wedding dress?"
"A wedding dress? What do I look like a gimp?" Suzaku glared at Ken harshly.
Omi blinked and Nagi rolled his eyes. Suzaku seriously didn't know what he was saying at the moment...
"Never mind," Ken said as a huge sweatdrop rolled down the back of his head. "Just... hey... Where IS Omi?"
When the trio looked behind them, Omi was nowhere in sight. Just leaves and sand everywhere.
"HOLY CRAP! Omi?!" Ken ran down the steep hill to see if Omi fell down and hurt himself. Nobody seems to remember they're in a virtual game anyways. As soon as he reached the bottom, Omi was indeed, gone. "Where did he go?"
Suzaku flew down and looked up to see Nagi walking down the hill with his arms crossed. "The kid couldn't just disappear like that... Very strange... Unless... They have wings..."
Nagi rolled his eyes again, "Are you guys blind? There's a trap door at the side of the road," Nagi tapped it with his foot and the trapped door spinned. "See."
"Oh," Suzaku flew up to the trap door and began to write something with his lipstick. He wrote, Danger! Uke Trap. "All safe now."
Both Nagi and Ken grunted. "You're a creep." They both said simultaneously.
Hallo. Sorry for the lack of Otakus but they'll show up in part 2 of MS3. I swear I know where I'm going with this! Just a few speed bumps on the road called sleep deprivation, Gameboy Advanced, and a Zelda game. This thing is 7 pages! Can you believe that?
It's hard to get any inspiration now a days. Thank my Grammar Monkey Makoto foh da support!
Things that MIGHT happen later.
Will Aya give in into temptation?
Will Yohji break the eggs?
Will Ken ever find out what that hanky is for?
Will Omi ever become popular?
Will Nagi ever get his dignity back?
Coming soon Part 2 of MS3.
Moko:: Sugoi!! Yatta!!!
