(later, much to Schu and Farfie's disappointment, they have been dragged down to the police station to answer some questions about the "Scary Figure". Both are sitting next to Officer Botan's desk.. Schu is whistling while staring off into space, Farfie is trying to adjust the chain that connects from his nose ring to his ear ring that got caught on his eyebrow ring *Farfie: _ Stupid cheap piece of crap…* and Officer Botan is intent on making yet another paper airplane)

Schu: *sighs and glares at Officer Botan* Nothing big happened, okay? Can we just go home now?

Officer Botan: (a pile of paper airplanes reaching the ceiling next to him) I still need to keep you in for questioning anyway. We need all the information we can on this guy before he strikes again…

Schu: *groans* Who CARES if some stupid people die? I need to get home to tape 'When Rabid Fangirls Attack', dammit! That's more important!

Farfie: *rolls eyes* For once, he's right…

(suddenly the doors the police station burst open and Brad is dragged inside in handcuffs)

Brad: FREAKING HELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

Cop: Oh, yeah, well how do you explain *this*? *reaches in his pocket to pull out…a Weiss yaoi doujinshi!* Uh, you didn't see that…*shoves it back in and pulls out…a Choco Taco wrapper!*

Brad: What does that mean?! So what if I got a little hungry, that doesn't mean anything!

Schu and Farfie: *blink*

Brad: *noticing them* Guys, you know it wasn't me! Tell them it wasn't me!

Schu: Can we go now?

Brad: *being dragged into another room* GUYS! TELL THEM IT WASN'T ME!

Officer Botan: Well, it is pretty late…

Brad: GUYYYYS!

Schu: Yeah, thanks for nothing…*stomps out*

Farfie: *starts to follow until he trips over his big clunky shoes and falls* Argh…*tries to get up only to find that his chain is caught on a loose nail sticking up from the floor* Maybe this thing was a bad idea…

~*~

(later that night, Schu and Farfie are at Aya's house watching tv)

Aya: *glares at them* I told you never to come here again.

Schu: *rolls eyes* Well, there was all this police tape around my house, what were we supposed to do?!

Aya: *points at Farfie* You should have gone to his house…

Schu: Riiiiiiight…

Farfie: *with a carton of Hagen Daz ice cream* Hey!

Aya: You can stay here tonight…but if I catch you trying to sneak into my bed this time, I'll kill you.

(silence)

Schu: *bursts out laughing*

Farfie: *giggles*

Aya: *laughs along*

(everyone is…laughing. And we all know how scary that is when Aya does it)

Aya: …I'm serious.

(everyone shuts up and the phone rings)

Aya: *sighs* I'll be back in a minute. *turns to walk away*

Schu: Don't be too long, sweetie…*grins*

Aya: *throws a random katana at his head before walking away*

Schu: Gah! *ducks*

Farfie: *turns the channel to the Coal Chamber 'Loco' video and grins*

Schu: *glares and yanks the remote away and turns the channel to the Clash 'London Calling' video*

Farfie: *pouts*

Aya: *walks in the room with the phone and stares at Schu with a deathglare* It's for you, skank.

Schu: Huh? *Farfie grabs the remote away and turns the channel back to Coal Chamber* D'oh! *takes the phone and clears his throat* Hello?

Scary Voice: Helllllo, Schuldig-*is drowned out by Farfie*

Farfie: *jumping up and down around the living room, singing* Man, screw down, use the system, use the main plan, full power up to the point, man, don't fuck with meeeeeeeee!!! LOCO! LOCO! LOCO! LOCO! LOCOOOOOOO!!!

Schu: You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you with all the damn NOISE*shoots Farfie a look*

Scary Voice: *saying something, still drowned out*

Schu: *sighs* You'll have to call me back…*hangs up*

Aya: *watching Farfie destroying the living room* NO! NOT THE $5, 000 VASE!

*CRASH*

Aya: *crying* Nooo, nooooo…

~*~

(the next day at school, the guys are in Chem class, which is being taught by none other than Masafumi. All the students look very scared)

Professor Masafumi: *holding out a test tube of some mystery liquid* Does anyone want to take a guess at what kind of concoction this is?

Yohji: *staring at the bell, vigorously tapping his feet* Come on, ring you stupid thing…

Farfie: *gripping his desk and gritting his teeth*

Aya: *rocks back and forth*

Omi: *bites his nails*

Schu: *repeatedly hits his watch*

Nagi: *sweatdrop*

Professor Masafumi: *eyes scan the room until they land on Ken, who is napping and smiles*

Everyone else: *eyes widen*

Professor Masafumi: *walks over to Ken and nudges him* Ken…Ken…

Ken: *groans and buries his face in his hands*

Professor Masafumi: Ken…WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken: *bolts up* Ah?!

Professor Masafumi: *smiles pleasantly* Now that our guinea pi-*volunteer* is awake, let's feed him my mixture and see what course nature will decide to take. *hands Ken the test tube* Drink up.

Ken: Huh? *takes it and observes it for a minute* …okay! *downs it and nothing happens. He blinks* That was kind of strong…

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

(suddenly Ken turns into a big horrible monster with tentacles and the works)

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *they all run out of the classroom*

Ken: Eh? What's wrong, guys? Aya, wait! *runs after them*

Aya's voice: HE'S TURNED INTO A TENTACLE-RAPING SEX DEMON!

Ken's voice: Tentacle-raping sex demon? Where?! I'm scared, Aya, hold me!

Masafumi: Hmmm…I think that was supposed to happen…or maybe not. Oh, well, there's always next time! *whistles happily and walks out*

Intercom: Please remain calm. There is a monster terrorizing the school with tube socks and an orange sweatshirt tied around its waist. We ask that you exit the building in an orderly fashion. Thank you.