Chapter 3.

Hey y'all! Yup I'm still at my cabin, but thanks to those who reviewed!( I'm making assumptions hear, but I assume some of my would-you-rather fans will read this, and death threat girl)Please understand that I'm a comedy writer, So this will end up being comedy, even though it wasn't intended to because it"s time to BRING OUT EMMETT!

Does anyone else think it's strange that there is a drugged up caterpillar in a kids book?

Disclaimer: I own nothing blah blah blah (though it's probably a good thing you readers that I'm not in position of the Cullen men :) )

With one mighty shove the door was open, and I was free! I took a step into the door way, not caring where it led and tripped, and once again, face planted. I heard a low chuckle. "Hello?" I whimpered."Anybody?"

"What were you doing in there; discussing national debt with the wall?" boomed the voice mockingly

I didn't know who this was but I was pretty sure I didn't like him .

"Shut up Emmett, is that how you convince someone to go on a suicide mission for you? No wonder that horse kicked you in the jaw" Said in a softer, more feminine voice

Good horse.

"Is she the right one?" said the woman

"Dunnno, she could be if she is" said a voice that sounded as if it belonged to someone who had drunk blood for breakfast.

"But she is NOT so she isn't" said a eerily similar but more masculine voice.

"But sh- I cut her off.

"Someone want to tell me what going on before a whack you on the head with a book?" I said

As I took another step into the dim light I could see who the voices belonged to. The rabbit I had been following, a mouse, and two people dressed in red cloaks, both disturbingly beautiful.

The mouse cleared her voice. " My name is Alice, beside me is Emmett" she gestured to the rabbit

"And I'm Jane and this is Alec" said the woman in the red cloak

"NO I'm Alec and this is Jane." Said the man who appeared to be Jane's brother

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted" continued Alice

"We have brought you hear- she was interrupted by Emmett

"WE? Were you the who spent TWO MONTHES out there tracking down Bella after Bella? No! you were sitting there singing LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GRAPES! I'm going to go cry in a corner now!" And he left.

I can believe I fell down a hole to follow him.

" oh don't mind him, he just… crazy." Squeaked Alice

" I got that, you haven't answered my question though." I shot back

"Well, there's a prophecy about you, you se- Jane interrupted

"we need to make sure she is the right one first"

"well she might be if she is, but she isn't so she's not" babbled Alec

"Enough! We shall take her to Aro!"

Aro? Great, another nut job who wouldn't tell me what was going on or where I was or if they had chocolate pudding hear. Just what I needed. Ugh. But I when with them, not like I had a choice, the door mouse had very sharp teeth, and I had been in pain long enough today thank you very much.

"so who is Aro anyway?" I asked with absolute certainty that I wasn't going to get an answer that made sense.

"Voulturi" grunted Alice

"He's wise" spoke Jane

"He's absolute" chirped Alec

"He's Aro!" they spoke together

Okay, that was creepy. I would never get used to that. At least I got a answer. So Aro was some kind of wise man eh? Well maybe he will answer my question.

As we arrived at our destination, I saw that I probably wasn't going to get my answers. As soon as I walked into the dark and smoggy clearing I could see that Aro was a caterpillar smoking opium. Just my luck.

"Hello, new Bella. I hope your trip was pleasant., and Alice,that's a lovely coat your wearing." Spoke a voice older then time.

Alice nodded quickly. I was pretty sure I was missing something, but I didn't what to pry, so I just waited for them to run dna tests or whatever they were planning to do. I just wanted to get this over with.

" Consulate the scroll, I'm busy." Croaked the caterpillar, returning to his opium.

"ah yes of course. The scroll' they said in unison

Alice walked over to a little nook in the mushroom, and took out a roll of paper. I hoped we weren't doing math, I was terrible at it..

But when Alice unrolled it I was to shocked to be skeptical."the scroll" breathed Alice

The scroll was like any ordinary scroll but the pictures were moving, and the paper seemed to go on forever. Amazing.

"This shows every day in underland history, and future." Spoke Alice

"See, theres us!" said Alec triumphantly, gesturing at a picture if a mouse, two THINGS and a human.

"Huh. But what's that behind yo-" I spun around to see (quite possibly the strangest thing I had seen in underland) As I turned around I saw a flaming Emmett stiped down to his undies.

If he hadn't been screaming bloody murder, this may have been funny. But following Emmett were about 100 whatever with sharp pointy, spears. And I wasn't taking my chances that this was all dream.

I ran. This was probably a good thing because the others seemed to agree with me.

I ran as fast as could, and it looked like we might be winning, that is until a head a shriek so blood curdling I could move. It felt like cold snakes were slithering down my neck. I shuddered. I looked to Alice. She was frozen."Oh no, were doomed. It's Paul"

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