A/N: (hiding behind desk) Please don't kill me for taking so long to post this chapter. I got half-way through writing it and then got serious writers block on it. Then I got ideas for other stuff and worked on that some and then got occupied doing school work and got sick and hard to catch up in school and life has overall been a real drag. On a more cheerful note, I've gotten reviews on this thing. So, a shout out goes to WolfclawlovesClay and bobbinbird for reviewing. You both get chocolate. Now, to continue the fic and once again, sorry, I'll try my best to update more often from now on.

Disclaimer: I think we can all agree that I don't own Kingdom Hearts, you won't sue me, and Larxene won't kill anyone. Agreed? Agreed.

-Self-Insert of Doom-

-The Poker Game that Shouldn't Have Happened-

"We decided to disrupt a poker game last time, right?" Insane questioned her companions.

"That's right, and that means we have to find Luxord." Larxene sang.

"Wait, did I just put you down as singing? Why are you singing? That's a very un-Larxene thing to do unless you're taking sadistic pleasure in someone else's pain." Insane asked in shook at Larxene's behavior.

"Let's just say that Luxord pushed his luck a bit too much this past week and that I'm very much looking forward to getting some payback." Larxene smiled maliciously.

"Ah. The chocolate incident." Zexion said.

"Great. Just great. I'm the author and I'm outside of the loop on something." Insane mumbled. "Will one of you please explain it to me?"

"Trust me, you don't want to know." Zexion shook his head as he reflected on what had happened.

"Ok. If you're acting like that about it, then I'll take your word for it."

"Anyway, Luxord still holds his weekly poker games in the common room, right?" Larxene interjected.

"That would be correct Number XII." Zexion replied.

"Then that's where we'll go." Larxene stated as she started walking in the direction of the common room.

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While on their way to the common room, Insane took the opportunity to interrogate Zexion about some things.

"Why is the sky blue?" Was her first question.

"May I inquire as to where that came from?" Zexion asked, slightly confused.

"Oh, I just thought that it was a good way to start a conversation. But don't really answer it, Ok Zexy." Insane rambled.

"Ok, fine." Zexion replied. "So what did you want to talk about then."

"I just wanted to ask you a few things about yourself. You know, to get to know you better and find out what's truth and what's fiction."

"What do you want to know first then?" Zexion asked.

"Let's see, are you emo or just the quiet type?" Insane interrogated.

"Just quiet." Zexion answered immediately.

"Who gave you the nickname of Zexy?"

"Demyx."

"Speaking of Demyx, do you like him?"

"What do you mean?" Zexion asked suspiciously.

"I mean do you hold desires for him that are what one would consider along the lines of inappropriate and very sexual like many rapid fangirls depict?"

"WHAT?" Zexion shrieked.

"Oh, come on you can tell me."

"Um…I…uh…Hey look we're at the common room. We can disrupt that poker game now." Zexion called out, trying to change the topic.

"Oh, very smooth. Changing the topic, but don't think I've forgotten."

Larxene had been snickering ahead of them the whole time.

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As they entered the common room they quickly spotted Luxord, Xigbar, Xaldin, and… (wait for it)…Vexen, all seated around a table in the middle of playing a game of poker.

Before they had had a chance to notice the threes arrival Larxene went about ruining their game in the quickest, most attention demanding way she could think of. She took a running leap onto the table and knocked off the deck, grabbed the cards out of their hands and threw those in the air around her. This caused all those playing to give her their immediate attention and few growls of annoyance.

Zexion, having recovered from the earlier interrogation and back in character, just watched the event with a bored look on his face.

Insanecat6 clapped at the entertaining site and then frowned at herself for not having thought of this earlier.

Luxord glared at Larxene. "Now why the bloody hell did you do that?"

Larxene smirked down at him. "One: for taking my chocolate. Two: to introduce this girl." She pointed at Insane.

At this, Insane smiled and waved at them. "Hi. I'm Insanecat6, but you can just call me Insane. I already know who you guys are so there is no need to introduce yourselves. Although, I do have one question. Why is Vexen playing poker with you?"

"I'm playing because Number II wouldn't leave me alone until I promised to join them." Vexen hissed.

"Oh, come on, dude. You're in that lab of yours practically 24/7. You need to come out and have some fun more often." Xigbar barked back.

"Well, since we're here now," Insane cut in before an argument could commence. "Do you mind if we joined your game?"

"Might as well, seeing as how Larxene ruined the last game." Luxord replied.

"But I don't want to." Zexion muttered under his breath.

"Well, to bad. You don't have a choice. Right, Larxene?" Insane pulled him to sit at the table.

"Of course he doesn't." Larxene responded in an evilly cheery voice that screamed 'If-you-refuse-I-will-hurt-you-and-enjoy-it' while Luxord dealt the cards for everyone.

"Ok, ante up everyone." He called when he was done.

"Oh…uh, I have a problem." Insane said.

"What is it?" Luxord asked.

"Well, you see, I don't have any money from this world."

"Then let's play strip poker." Larxene suggested, but it more implied a command.

"Can we do that without telling anyone what she's wearing? Because she hasn't described her clothing yet." Zexion inquired.

"What are you talking about?" Xaldin gave him a weird look.

"Nothing! And yes we can. We'll just say I anted with my necklace and from there on it doesn't matter."

At this Insane received a few odd looks from the other players and a knowing one from Larxene who had already guessed as to what Insane was planning because it's exactly what she would have done.

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And so, play commenced. However, it would be boring to just skip to the outcome and even more boring to describe the actually flow of the game so you readers get to read about the conversation going on instead.

"These are really good cookies. Who made them?" Insane asked through a mouthful of chocolate chip cookies.

"That would be me." Xaldin replied.

"So, you cook?"

"Yes. In fact I'm the only one who can do more then just basic stuff out of a box." Xaldin said.

"I guess you get called on to cook a lot then."

"Yeah, but I find it somewhat enjoyable, as long as the Superior doesn't try to get me to teach someone else." And with that, Xaldin lapsed into silence in order to concentrate more on the game.

Insane glanced around for a new person to talk to. Spotting one, she called out to him.

"Hey, Xigbar. Do you mind if I call you Xiggy?"

"No, go right ahead. It's cool with me." Xigbar responded, looking up from his cards briefly.

"Cool. By the way, I know Demyx is responsible for Zexy's nickname, what about yours?"

"Same. Water dude comes up with nicknames for everyone. The only exception is Roxas. Axel beat him to that one."

"Of course! What do you expect? Axel is obsessed with Roxy." Insane exclaimed.

"Could you two please quit you incessant talking? I don't want to be here as it is and your talking is not helping." Vexen seethed out.

"Aw. Your just jealous that they get along so well whereas no one likes you at all."

Larxene cooed mockingly.

"Shut up. Why would I care about that?" Vexen snapped.

"Don't act that way Vexen. You probably just feel left out. Would you like to talk to me to?" Insane asked.

"NO!" Vexen shouted.

"Vexen, don't let her get under your skin. She's just messing with you. Now calm down." Zexion tried to sooth his colleague.

"I don't really care about the whole getting under Vexen's skin thing here," Luxord interjected. "But I would like to know how you've managed to keep all your clothing besides that necklace at the beginning while everyone else is down to their undergarments including me. No one does that well against me, Miss. Insane." And with that he gave her a very harsh stare.

"Well, you've been dealing so it's not like I could have cheated." Insane tried to reason.

At this, Larxene snorted. "Yeah right, you probably taped into that whole author's influence thingy you've got going on."

"Hehe. Guilty?" Insane laughed nervously.

Fortunately for her, Luxord didn't seem to upset. "It's fine. Just wanted to make sure I hadn't lost my touch. So I'll forgive you on the basis that I really didn't want to see you without clothes in the first place."

It was at that moment that the clock decided to chime 10 o'clock.

"That's the signal that it's half an hour to lights out. Time to pack up." Xaldin said.

And so, the game ended and everyone left the common room to go to bed.

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A/N: Well, there it is. The long overdue chapter for all you readers. Once again, I'm sorry it took so long.

Larxene: You'd better be sorry.

Insane: You're here again. Alright, who's with you this time.

Larxene: No one. It's just me.

Insane: That's odd. The third person in our party for the next chapter should be with you.

Larxene: Oh. We don't have a third person in the next chapter.

Insane: WHAT!? What are going to do with just two people?

Larxene: Prank people in their sleep, what else would we do? Now, we better get more reviews. Do you people out there hear me?

Insane: Yes, more reviews would be lovely, but I'm in no position to demand them, so whoever reviews gets chocolate, how about that?