Here is Chapter 3! This page is about the Hoenn Dex Holders: Prissy Boy, Wild Child, and Shorty.

Emerald: DID YOU CALL ME SHORTY?

Me: No. You only know that you're amongst them. For all we know, you could be Wild Child.

Sapphire: I thought I was Wild Child!

Me: No. You're Prissy Boy.

Sapphire: I'M NOT A BOY!

Ruby: You could be mistaken for one if I gave you a haircut. *grabs scissors*

Sapphire: No, Ruby. You wouldn't dare. *chases Ruby*

Emerald: So Ruby's Shorty?

Ruby: No, I'm not. You're Shorty, Emerald.

Emerald: I'M NOT SHORT! *chases Ruby*

Me: *sweatdrop* Anyway...Disclaimer: SpecialShippingForever does not own Pokemon, Pokemon Special, or the characters.


Ruby:

"R-ruby! D-don't hurt me!" I frantically yelled towards the prissy boy. Thank Arceus that he can't read minds. Well if he did, I'm pretty sure he would see into Sapphire's dirty mind and see all the things she wants to do with him.

"Give me one reason not to hurt you!" Ruby yelled. Man, I'm pretty I'm experiencing major deja vu.

"W-well, for one thing, if you hit me it the face, I could get blood all over your clothes." I knew Ruby cared a lot about his clothes. He relaxed a bit and I smirked.

"What if I hit you in the stomach?" Sh*t. I hadn't thought of that. He retightened his grip on my shirt.

"Hey, is that Sapphire over there wearing a dress?" I quickly asked pointing to his left side.

"Where? Where?" Ruby relaxed his grip and began looking around for any sign of the wild child. I quickly ran away and got on my Salamence because I knew he would catch up with his Running Shoes if I simply ran. Well, that was a close one. I'm 8 for 8.

Sapphire:

Great. How did I get stuck in this mess? I was about to get punched by the craziest chick I have ever met.

"Man, you are in trouble now. Hope someone you know can help you recover." Sapphire spat out these words. I smirked as she threatened me. "What are you smirking at?" She was curious as to why anyone would smile in a situation like the one I was in.

"I just remembered something interesting that I heard Ruby say." Sapphire's ears perked up at the mention of the contest freak.

"What is it?" Sapphire suddenly became very curious.

"I'll tell you if you let me go." Without saying anything, Sapphire loosened her grip. "Well, I think he said something about remembering a certain 'aircar incident'. He said he was too afraid to tell you. Do you know what that was about?"

"That prissy boy remembered that I told him that I loved him. He is SO dead when I find him." Sapphire muttered.

"You know, I think he went off in the direction of Lilycove City." I told her.

"Thanks Steve. When I get my hands on him, he is going to get the beating of a lifetime." Sapphire continued her muttering as she ran off. When she was out of sight, I jumped on my Salamence and headed towards Lilycove. I really wanted to see this. When I got there, Sapphire had already gotten to Ruby. She was making out with him! Seriously, I wanted to see some pain. At least I had my camera. I swooped down, took a picture, and hopped on Salamence before the new couple could get me. I'm pretty sure Blue would want this. So then I headed off towards Pallet Town to find the Evolver.

Emerald:

"Don't ever call me short again!" Emerald said through clenched teeth. For a shorty, the kid is really strong. Either that, or I'm really light. I really regret landing in Viridian City now.

"Come on, now. You don't want to hurt me. You know I was only joking, right?" I nervously laughed. Flames came out of his eyes as he snarled. That's something you don't see everyday.

"No one should joke about my height. It's not right." Emerald was even more furious, if that's possible. I need a miracle to save me now. I certainly don't want to get hit by the 10th person who wants to beat me up.

"Alright. Hit me. Just not my Pokeballs." I needed to buy time.

"Maybe I will hit them." Arceus, Emerald was really mad. Just then Emerald fell down.

"What the...?" I saw Green standing there with his Machamp. It probably used Fling and flung a really hard berry at Emerald. I was about to thank him, but then I saw the look in his eyes. I quickly hopped on my Salamence and flew towards Pallet Town.


You know, my OC is starting to rely more and more on luck. Next chapter will be the last one.

Silver: Thank Arceus.

Me: Shut up. Bye!