((AN: School has started and Cranberries is BACK! I just need one credit, but mom is making me talk a year. Oh well, this crack fic is inspired by the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series by the talented Dan Green))
Misadventure (yes I just learned how to spell it) 3:
Card Games
Luxord angrily walked to the superior's office.
HE was just about to ask Larxene if she wanted to play a game of strip poker when Demyx, in all is annoyingly happiness, ran in telling him Xemnas wanted to see him.
"I'll strangle that little cretin then get Xaldin to pin him to a wall." Luxord mumbled to himself as he entered the room.
"Ah Luxord, your so far the only Nobody I know who actually walks." Xemnas said, "I have a mission for you, that your talent will be useful for."
Luxord tried to not roll his eyes.
"You will be going to a world where, it seems, a Childs card game appears to rule most of the populations life. I want you to challenge the 'King of Card games'" Xemnas read from a piece of paper, squinting a bit.
Luxord noticed this, "You sent Demyx to scout it, didn't you?"
"Unfortunately."
((IN DOMINO))
Luxord is confused.
After getting something called a duel disk he sat down on a bench and decided to try and read the rules of this card game…and nothing was making sense.
He got the card for it…and honestly they are the most stupidest things he has ever seen in his life. Why he couldn't just use his…wait…he probably could. But sense this is a card game he had to learn it. Luxord took great pride in his knowledge of card games and how to play them.
Luxord gave up, he'll just free-lance it, now he just had to find this King of Card Games…the only description of him that Demyx gave is that he has the most ridiculous hair in this world. Great, Luxord thought, everyone's hair here is ridiculous.
Luxord looked across the street and saw someone whose hair is defiantly stranger than everyone else's.
"Well, better than no one." Luxord crossed and stood in front of the kid and his companions.
"Are you the King of Games?" Luxord asked.
"Uh…yeah." the kid replied.
"Then I challenge you to…a card game." Luxord said, mentally thinking that if anyone else from the Organization was here they would be laughing.
While he was thinking this, he missed something, because when he looked back at the kid, he was taller and his voice deeper.
What the hell?! Did this kid just hit puberty or something?! I didn't think it happened that fast. Luxord thought.
((SOME TIME DURING DUEL))
"What the hell? How did you get all those monsters in only a few turns?" Luxord asked confused.
"Don't you know Rare Hunter; no one actually plays by the rules." Yami said. Luxord by now was started to get pissed. This kid has been calling him a Rare Hunter (so some strangle reason these people also wear black cloaks) and it was starting to get on his nerves.
Wait.
He just said no one actually plays by the rules.
Luxord grinned evilly, "So, no one plays by the rules?"
"Yes." Yami said.
"About time you said that," Luxord chortled as he ripped off his duel disk and pulled out his own cards, "Because I've been so waiting to do THIS!"
Luxord flung his cards out and boxed in Yami, and turned him into a little square (like what he does to Sora in Kingdom Hearts…damn I hated it when he did that).
"HA! Take this you so called King of Games!" Luxord yelled as he kicks the Yami cub down the street.
((AT THE CASTLE THAT NEVER WAS))
Xigbar, Demyx, Axel, Larxene, and Xaldin were all in Xemnas's office.
"So how long did it take for him to realize he could us his own cards?" Xaldin asked.
"Hmm, it took him…1 hour." Xemnas said.
"WHOA I WIN!" Demyx yelled out happily as everyone else groaned.
Because you see, this was all planned. Demyx found this world, and sense it made sense to him no one else would understand it. So Xemnas earlier had everyone place bets on how long it would take Luxord to break down and just use his cards.
Congratulations to Demyx for winning the bet.
