Author D.J.J: Alright so that was chapter two, a bit confusing I know but as things go things will clear right up… Soon I hope! Ok well I got two reviews and all I can say is thanks, I will work on my punctuation even though I totally blow at it. I'm an Rp-er not a Fan fiction writer. Also, soon I shall be putting suggestive stories at the end of my chapters, as in story's I liked and am suggesting. Anyways, I could really use some more reviews cuz I'd like to know how I'm doing. Maybe I'll get some around chapters 5 & 6 but I'm not getting my hopes up too high. On to the Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in here except my original ideas and band members, yes I own my band members, oh and my name. Oh and this is a few years from now so ages will appear as the story formats, and the atmosphere is crazy thanks to global warming. :

Lilly and Oliver arrived at the front desk in no time, the two stopped when four rather large guards walked over to them. Oliver smiled, in a scared way and squeaked, "Lilly… They're going to eat me…"

"Uh… Excuse me… Ma…Ma… Mr.'s… 'The force strong is in one this yes?" Lilly mumbled as she hid behind Oliver

The guards looked at each other and then grabbed the two of them and started walking out of the hotel. "Thanks a lot Lilly!" Oliver said slightly peeved

"But Davey said to tell them that!" Lilly whined as he cried, fake-cried of course

The men opened the door to a limo and threw them inside. Both yelped before landing in the soft seats and regaining some composure. Lilly looked up first and saw 2 people, a male and a female, in there looking down at them.

"Um… Are you the waiters?" the male asked as he raised an eyebrow in question

"Oh… My… God…" Lilly mumbled as she elbowed Oliver off her

"Hey watch the nose! I'm trying to look good for my lady Al-" Oliver said as he stopped dusting himself off and looked at the female, "A-A-Alex Je'adore!"

"And Ron Tanning!" Lilly said as she half squealed

"You know we gotta fire the security guards," Alex said as she braced herself

"That or not Let Davey come up with the passwords… 'The force strong is in one this yes?'… How lame was that really?" Ron said

Oliver and Lilly went to stand up but hit their heads on the limo ceiling, then Lilly went into her rant mode.

"Don't Ask! I am your biggest fan! My three favorite songs are Motions Oceans by Davey, Tomorrows Today by Alex and Standing Room Only by Ron!" Lilly said as she sat between the two

"Um… Thanks… How did you get in here though, seriously?" Ron asked as she now clung onto him

"We rode on the wings of love," Oliver said as he sat next to Alex, being Oliver he smiled at her and then cocked his head like a chicken and mouthed a 'How you doin'?'

Alex rolled her eyes and then laughed a little, "Cheese ball…" she said to Oliver and then pulled her cell phone out and sent a quick text.

"Actually a friend of mine knows Davey and he told us the password personally!" Lilly explained as he leaned into Ron and snapped a picture with him

"Oh you mean Miley Montana?" Alex asked as she put her phone away again

"Hannah Montana," Lilly corrected

"We say Miley Montana because it's harder to say 'Miley/Hannah Montana'," Ron explained

"Why didn't we think of that?!" Lilly and Oliver chimed

"Well we have to get going to the mall, need a lift anywhere?" Alex offered as he opened the mini-fridge and pulled out a Coke-Cola

"Can we ride with you guys to the mall?" Lilly asked hopefully, "Pretty please!!!"

"Yah I've never been in a limo," Oliver added

"Miss Montana doesn't let you?" Alex asked a bit shocked

"No she only lets Lilly!" Oliver said as he put a lot of emphasis on his words and then made a face to Lilly

"Well I am her best friend!" Lilly shot back at him

"Ok ok let's go," Ron said as he motioned the driver

The driver nodded and soon started to drive down the main street, into the freeway and towards the mall, as Lilly and Oliver continued to bicker.

"Miley I'm no good for you… You're better off with someone else…" Davey said as he fixed his hat

"I don't care if you're no good for the environment! I want you baby, and I won't take no for an answer!" Miley protested as she fixed her hair up a bit

"Alright then, but I better find you next to me in the morning!"

"Oh you will…"

Davey leaned in to kiss Miley- - -

"Miley!" Davey called as she knocked on her helmet, "We're here."

"Huh? Wha?" Miley said as she slipped the helmet off and saw Davey looking rather worried and confused, "Oh right! My house! I knew that! Phet!"

Miley laughed and then got off the motorcycle just as the door to her house flew open and Jackson stood there glaring at Davey, his hands out to his sides like a cowboy.

"So D.J… We meet again…" Jackson said as he squinted a bit

"Yes… And for the last time… This way… Not the last meeting… Just battle," D.J. said as she took the same cow boy stance.

There was silence as Miley rolled her eyes and started to gather her things, then Jackson leaped out towards D.J. just as Robby appeared at the doorway.

"D.J. you young prairie dog!" Robby said happily

D.J. easily moved out of Jackson's fall area and walked over to Robby as if nothing was going on, "Robby Ray you ol' tycoon!" she said as she walked over and hugged him

Jackson landed face first on the ground before getting up and glaring at D.J. "Hey! What about our match?!" Jackson complained

"Oh right," D.J. said as she left Robby Rays side and walked over to Jackson

She easily grabbed his arm and flipped him onto his back. He screamed, like a little girl and then held in the pain when he landed, "You haven't changed a bit…" Jackson said as he struggled to get up

"Let's see if ol' Robby Ray can put D.J. in her place!" Robby said as he took a wrestling stance

"No Robby, I wouldn't wanna throw your back out…" D.J. insisted

"Scared D.J?"

"No… Alright fine… But if you ge' hurt ima tell your momma!"

Robby did a bring it on motion, D.J. looked at Miley, she rolled her eyes, just as Robby rushed at D.J. Miley walked into the house, slightly pissed that she was being ignored. D.J. ducked and Robby flipped over her and landed on his back.

"My back… D.J. don't call Ma'maw!" Robby pleaded

"I tol' you so, now you suffer…" D.J. said as she walked after Miley

"So dad… Ready to go two-on-one with D.J?" Jackson asked as he helped his father onto his feet

"She'd whoop your sorry behind faster than… Oh I can't think right now… You come up with something…" Robby said as he finally stood up

"Miles on a bad hair day?" Jackson said

"I HEARD YOU!" Miley shouted from inside

Davey looked inside the house, no signs of Miley. She then heard soft footsteps and walked over to the stairs just in time to see Miley shut the door to her room. Davey rolled her eyes and then walked out into the lower balcony, she climbed onto the rail and jumped up grabbing hold of Miley's Balcony. Eventually Davey pulled herself up and onto the inside part of the balcony, Miley was in her room pacing back and forth while talking on the phone.

Davey sighed and then walked over to the sliding door and slid it open, Miley heard the noise and looked over as she hung up and dropped the phone.

"What are you doin' here?" Miley asked semi-shocked, semi-embarrassed

"Well you sorta stormed off Miss Montana," Davey said as she looked down at the brunette staring back with fiery eyes of death, "Whoo doggy you got your daddy's mean eye!"

"Well what was I suppose to do? Stand there until you stopped fightin' with daddy and Jackson?" Miley asked as he crossed her arms and sat on her bed, "I know how long yall usually take when you fight."

"Look Miles, I came here to see y'ur daddy, Jackson-ville, and you… I's not my fault that they wanna pick a fight…" Davey said as she rubbed the back of her head, "Miley, I can' stay long… If y'ur gonna stay mad, tell me right now so I can just go."

"I don't want you to go… And I'm not mad, just upset a little…"

"Why?" Davey asked as she walked over and sat down next to Miley

"Why didn't you come see me sooner? I thought you were my best frien' in the whole wide world!"

"And I though' I was y'ur frien' too but then when I called you, you were always out with Lilly… An' I don' blame you f'er makin' new friends… You jus' forgot y'ur old ones…" Davey said as her scent grew thicker by the second

'Davey's really upset… Her accents getting thicker and thicker by the second… And I thought my daddy's accent was thick… But god! It's so sexy on Davey!' Miley thought as she sighed a bit

"Well it's not like you stayed friendless either…" Miley said after a few moments

"I couldn' stay friendless forever Miles," Davey said as he stood up, "I 'ad to git a life."

"Yah but you trust your new friends so much they know your biggest secret and I don't!"

Miley had word vomit when she had said that and wished she could have taken it back. She knew how delicate that subject was to D.J. and felt really guilty for bringing it up now. But Miley figured she had more right than Alex and Ron had.

"Miley, why does it matter so much what gender I am? My point of not tellin' anybody is so that people can realize that it don' matter!" Davey replied a bit irritated, "Alex and Ron never asked me what my gender was, I could plainly see they didn' care so I told 'em…"

"I don't care either… I'm just curious!" Miley replied feeling really guilty now

"If you don' care then stop askin'… I ain't tellin' you, best frien' or not."

Davey opened the door and went out into the hall, Miley rushed to the door and called out desperately, "Davey!" but it went ignored as Davey jumped down the stairs and then into the living room. There was a loud pair of growls, a pair of" whoa's," and then two hard drops to the floor followed by the immediate "ow."

"Robby Ray Stuart, I'm callin' y'ur mama!" Davey said as she laughed some

Miley sulked back into her room and shut the door behind her slowly. Her old best friend was mad at her, her current best friends weren't answering the phone, and ever since Davey sat next to her a few moments ago, her heart wouldn't stop racing in her chest.

"Sweet Nibblets…" Miley mumbled as she collapsed into her bed and sighed

"Damn it Oliver! Your on my thigh!" Alex said as she pushed him off of her

"Well excuse me, this limo isn't very big…" Oliver said from the floor

"No but your head is!" Lilly complained as she kicked Oliver

"Ow! That was my head!"

"Geez… Kids! Calm down" Ron protested as he placed his fingers on his temples, massaging them a bit

"I will when he does!' Lilly whined

Ron rolled his eyes, he was getting a bit annoyed, but everyone knew that was just the way he was. Easily annoyed, and very, very serious.

"Well you better age well," Oliver replied, lifting himself onto the seat again

The Limo stopped and Alex opened the door, she got out followed by Oliver, Lilly, and Ron. The second they exited, two girls shrieked.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S ALEX AND RON!!!" A tall, young, African-American girl exclaimed

"Yah and it's Oscar and Lindsey… What are they doing here Amber?" an equally tall Asian-American commented

"Oliver and Lilly" Lilly and Oliver chimed a bit peeved

"Whatever, it's the Loser Squad , they don't deserve names," Amber replied as she snapped her fingers

Lilly and Oliver jumped back a bit, meanwhile Ron and Alex watched this show and rolled their eyes.

"Loser Squad? Obviously we're cooler than you are if we came in with Don't Ask!" Lilly snapped back

"Yah that's right, we were in the limo!" Oliver added from behind Lilly

"Well you may be chilling with them now, but after their concert tonight, we'll be hanging with DAVEY, ALEX, and RON in the hotel, isn't that right Ashley," Amber said as she smiled in victory

"Yah!… Wait, that was the prize from the contest you bought?" Ashley asked dumbfounded

"Ashley!" Amber exclaimed

"Oh right…"

Amber rolled her eyes as Lilly stood there not having much of a response. What could she say to that?

"Oh yah, well… Miley's dating Davey! Yah she's on a date with him right now!" Oliver chimed in as he smiled at Lilly, thinking he had won.

Lilly gave him a horrified look and shook her head no. 'This is horrible! This is such a lie! Oh… Miley's gonna kill Oliver… AND ME!!!' Lilly thought as she inwardly groaned

"What?!" Amber and Ashley asked in uniform

"Yah it's true," Alex said as she walked over to Oliver and placed her hands on his shoulders

"They're at a secreted area right now, you know, they don't want to attract paparazzi," Ron added as he walked over to Lilly and placed his hand on her lower back and then moved her over to the table that was set out for them, he sat down and then pulled her on his lap.

Lilly mouthed an 'Oh my god!' in Oliver's direction, he in return mouthed back, 'I know!'

Amber and Ashley were enraged, Amber let out this high-pitched tone and stormed off before coming back and handing Ron her CD, he signed it and handed it back to her. Ashley jogged over to Ron and Alex happily as if nothing had happened.

"ASHLEY!" Amber exclaimed from afar

"Coming!" Ashley said happily as she bounced over

Once gone Lilly looked at Ron and blushed, "Thanks but you didn't have to…" she said meekly

"I know I didn't… But I wanted to, I hate girls like that," Ron replied casually as he started to sign CD's around Lilly

"Isn't Davey gonna be mad?" Oliver asked

"Oh My God! Miley!!!" Lilly said as she shot up onto her feet and started to dial her phone, "She's going to be so mad!"

"She probably won't," Alex said as she slid her hand down Oliver's back and then sat at the table signing more autographs.

Author D.J.J: Ok I think this is long enough… Anyways I hope this is better than the other chapters, grammar wise. And now we shall be getting to the plot! Or hopefully soon… Anyways tell me how I'm doing! Seriously! I know over 200 people read the first and second chapters! Take Two minutes to comment! It's very encouraging! Well Laters then!