Author's Note: This one is from Snape's perspective.
Disapproval
It has come to my attention that Barty Crouch Jr. has called me a "greasy dementor" and insulted me in various other ways recently. To make things worse, he has posted it on the Muggle internet. I strongly disapprove of this for many reasons.
I would first like to point out that I do not cry loudly about Lily Potter in the middle of the night. He has no proof of it whatsoever. Whatever rumors Barty is spreading about me are untrue and absurd.
I would also like to note that I have never approved of the internet in the first place. Whenever I post something on the internet, it results in many insulting comments.
Lastly, I would like to say that I think that Barty Crouch Jr. is an annoying git. I have never liked him ever since he hexed me in my fourth year which resulted in me stumbling backwards and falling into an open broom closet. Unfortunately, we were surrounded by Gryffindors and they all start laughing at me. James Potter was especially amused.
Barty claims that he was aiming for Sirius Black and that it was my fault that I got in the way. He also called me a klutz for falling backwards into the broom closet.
I hate him so much.
