Haha. Sublime, Date Rape, not my song. I thought this would be pretty Out of Character for Xaldin, so I made him o this... Sorry!

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Every turned to Xaldin who cleared his throat. His eyes were closed and he as swinging his foot back and forth. Finally, he sighed and started,

"Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour ago.Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man shed never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
my brand new car is parked right outside. howd ya like to go for a ride?
And she said.wait a minute I have to think.
He said, thats fine. may I please buy you a drink
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far. "


Everyone grew silent. Xaldin wasn't even looking at anyone..and was he...singing?! "Uhmm... Xaldin...what does this have to do with"

Xigbar put a hand over Xemnas' mouth, "SHHH!!! Dude!! I like the way HE tells the story."

Xaldin payed no attention, continueing.
"Now babe the time has come.
Howd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said. if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.
Thats when things got out of control.
She didnt want to, he had his way.
She said, lets go
He said, no way!
Come on babe its your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
If it wasnt for date rape Id never get laid."

There was an "EEP!" from the audience, everyone looked around, only to see a blushing Saix. "Damn dude, You LIKED the last line, din't chya?" Xigbar scoffed. Saix glared at him then slowly they all turned back to Xaldin.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.now baby dont be sad, in my opinion you werent half-bad.
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people wont you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.
The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guys ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, she lies that little slut!
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
Thats when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But thats the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Thats the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape!!!"

Everyone was silent for a good 5 mintutes or so, "Take what?"

"Nothing, Demyx." Everyone said in unison, not bothering to look around. Xemnas sighed and tapped on Xaldin's shoulder who jolted and pulled out his earphones. "W-wha...?"

"Ooohh!" Everyone said in unison, once again.

"Vexen... Please... Next." Xemnas shook his head as Xaldin looked around confused.

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you won't really get this chapter unless you listen to the song Date Rape by Sublime. Yeahh... Xaldin was singing.