Haha. Sublime, Date Rape, not my song. I thought this would be pretty Out of Character for Xaldin, so I made him o this... Sorry!
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Every turned to Xaldin who cleared his throat. His eyes were closed and he as swinging his foot back and forth. Finally, he sighed and started,
"Let
me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour
ago.Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.
She
heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man shed
never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and
a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the
door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
my brand
new car is parked right outside. howd ya like to go for a ride?
And
she said.wait a minute I have to think.
He said, thats fine. may I
please buy you a drink
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left
and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far. "
Everyone
grew silent. Xaldin wasn't even looking at anyone..and was
he...singing?! "Uhmm... Xaldin...what does this have to do with"
Xigbar put a hand over Xemnas' mouth, "SHHH!!! Dude!! I like the way HE tells the story."
Xaldin
payed no attention, continueing.
"Now
babe the time has come.
Howd ya like to have a little fun?
And
she said. if we could only please be on our way, I will not
run.
Thats when things got out of control.
She didnt want to,
he had his way.
She said, lets go
He said, no way!
Come on
babe its your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my
way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
If it wasnt for date rape Id
never get laid."
There was an "EEP!" from the audience, everyone looked around, only to see a blushing Saix. "Damn dude, You LIKED the last line, din't chya?" Xigbar scoffed. Saix glared at him then slowly they all turned back to Xaldin.
He
finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back
to the bar.
He said.now baby dont be sad, in my opinion you werent
half-bad.
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in
the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people wont you
listen to me.
Date rape stylie.
The next day she went to her
drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and
filed the police report and then she took the guys ass to
court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed,
she lies that little slut!
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with
tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was
butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid
no attention to his cries.
Thats when things got out of
control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be
drunk and horny.
But thats the way it had to be.
They locked
him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of
his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Thats the
way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well,
I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it
in the behind.
Date rape!!!"
Everyone was silent for a good 5 mintutes or so, "Take what?"
"Nothing, Demyx." Everyone said in unison, not bothering to look around. Xemnas sighed and tapped on Xaldin's shoulder who jolted and pulled out his earphones. "W-wha...?"
"Ooohh!" Everyone said in unison, once again.
"Vexen... Please... Next." Xemnas shook his head as Xaldin looked around confused.
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you won't really get this chapter unless you listen to the song Date Rape by Sublime. Yeahh... Xaldin was singing.
