On the same spaceship; it was flying through space.
Dorkus who was in the storage bay was puking in a garbage can.
"WHEN DID SPACE SICKNESS BECOME SO REAL!?" yelled Dorkus.
He then threw up again.
Pinter was currently reading a magazine.
"One has to get used to stuff." said Pinter.
He then became shocked.
"Ohhh these new characters in Roseanne look interesting." saod the Flying Eyeball. "Still I wonder how that kid DJ got an African American daughter?"
Dorkus shook his head.
"No concern of mine, just want to find out why my home is constantly being destroyed." said Dorkus.
He resumed vomiting.
His minion shook his head.
"You've got a problem." said Pinter.
A dinging sound was heard.
"We have arived on Planet Earth." said an automated voice.
Dorkus smirked.
"Perfect timing." said Dorkus.
The two climbed out of the ship.
Dorkus looked around to see he was in a grassy feild.
"Nice planet." said Dorkus.
He then smelled the air.
"Yeah, anyone with half a mind would know that this is the planet to be on." said Dorkus.
"Of course." said Pinter.
He then got hit by a bus.
Dorkus became shocked.
"PINTER, NO!" yelled Dorkus.
He started crying, but stopped after five seconds.
"Well I'm over it." said Dorkus.
Dorkus was also then hit by a bus.
"Curses." said Dorkus.
Later; the two came out of a hospital in wheelchairs and bandages.
The two were mad.
"This sucks." said Pinter.
"Yeah." said Dorkus.
But then am ambulance stopped infront of the hospital and two doctors came out of the building and walked over Dorkus, crushing him.
The doctors then walked to the ambulance and pulled out a gurney with an iinjured patient on it before walking into the hospital while crushing Dorkus once more.
"OH COME ON!" yelled Dorkus.
Another ambulance came by and the same doctors appeared and crushed Dorkus once more before the ambulance disappeared.
"SERIOUSLY!" yelled Dorkus.
Then an ambulance appeared, only it drove over Dorkus, crushing him.
"DAMMIT!" yelled Dorkus.
The ambulance disappeared again.
Dorkus stood up.
"Haven't these humans ever heard of decensy?" said Dorkus.
He then grumbled.
But then another ambulance crushed him.
Pinter shook his head.
Later; the two were out of their body casts and sitting at a coffee shop table drinking coffee.
"This planet is crazy." said Dorkus.
"Agreed." said Pinter.
He sipped some of his coffee.
"But we still need to find who's constantly destroying your home." said Pinter.
His boss nodded.
"Good call." said Dorkus.
But then some guy with a cup of coffee walked by and accidentally dropped his cup, spilling tons of coffee on Dorkus' crotch area.
The green alien screamed in pain.
The guy noticed everything.
"It's McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit all over again." said the guy.
