In memory of Stan Lee.

1922-2018


I need to work on my writing style. Probably put focus on writing dialogue first then building it around it and/or probably just do more freewriting on the spot so I dont constrain myself. Also had to work on some scenes the requester wanted so hopefully we found a middle ground.


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Omni Spectator: *sigh* If only I have that ability...


A woman paces around the yard in distress while a man holds the cell phone in his hand looking at the driveway. Waiting patiently for the hope that everything is okay.

"Oh, I hope my baby girl is all-right." The woman says in the middle of her pacing.

"Calm down, honey. I'm sure she should be coming at any minute." A man says with a phone by his ear.

The sound of horn honking fills the air. They look at the driveway to see Vanzilla arriving in the yard with the hero Ace Savvy in the drivers seat with a passenger coming cleanly out of passenger seat.

It was Sarah.

"Here's your girl, Mam." Ace Savvy says as he exits the van.

"Mom!" Sarah said as she sees her mom.

"Sarah!" Sarah's mom said as she sees Sarah.

The two run towards each other. And then upon contact, embrace each other in a hug.

"Oh Sarah, I'm so glad you're safe!" Sarah's mom said still in embrace.

"It's all thanks to Ace Savvy." Sarah said pointing to Ace Savvy.

"Ace, thank you for Saving my baby girl." Sarah's Mom said before she kisses him on the cheek.

"Yeah, you're a true hero." Sarah's Dad said shaking hands.

"Aww, it was nothing." Ace says feeling content with bring Sarah back to her parents all by himself! Suddenly, a group of photographers and a reporter complete with camera crew immediately swarms the boy hero with admiration and picture taking.

"This is Katherine Mulligan. Live to see that our hometown hero Ace Savvy has returned a lost girl back to her home. Anything to say about this, Ace?" The reporter Mulligan says as she positions the mic to Ace.

"Well..I just want to say that...*loud snoring*" Ace said before a snoring noise came out of his mouth.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Mulligan repeated.

"I said...*loud snoring again*" The snoring came again and it's at its loudest.


Ace gets snapped awake from his sleep. From a noise?

Ah, whatever. Despite the dream being interrupted, he welcomes the morning with open arms as he stretches himself awake. He sees that the sky is shining, the birds are singing, Sarah is snoring by his doorway. Everything looks to be a beauti-

Wait, what?

He looks again and Yes, he is seeing Sarah sleep-standing on his doorway peacefully snoring about.

How the heck did this happen?

Gah. Worry about that later. He has to get her back in the room before the girls wakes up!

Ace proceeds to pull her in by her arms but she's stuck? Weird. He tugs harder to pull her in. Suddenly, he slips to the floor. He looks down to see that her sleep-induced drool resulted in the floor being too slippery for him to get any traction.

He then climbs over her and squeezes above the doorway (luckily there enough of a gap for Ace to slide over) and gets behind her to push. He tries a running charge only to bounce of her with no progress.

Then he tries pushing.

'gugh...Never thought she's so big. Why is it so hard to get in this doorway!' Ace thought.

Suddenly, the alarms ringing out simultaneously in five of the girl's rooms.

Usually when the alarms ring like that, the girls wake up fast so they get dibs in the lone bathroom in this house.

He has to work fast.

Ace gathers his second wind and pushes with all his might.

Then finally a pop as Sarah finally goes in the room.

Ace quickly closes the door, just as soon as the various steps sound off in the hallway.

Aces wipes his brow, cutting it way too close and looks to see Sarah is still snoozing. Must be a heavy sleeper.

As he recovers his breath, Ace quickly realizes. That a house with ten girls and two parents always up and about that this house is ever so infamous for, hiding a big girl may be way too difficult.

He needs some assistance for this.

Ace pulls out his walkie talkie and buzzes in Clyde.

*bzzt* "Red Card to Yellow Card. Come in!"

"*Yawn!* Yellow Card here. Good morning." Clyde responds back

"Can you come over here? It's important."

"Sure, what is it?"

"I'll tell you when you get in here and put your costume on as soon as you come inside."


After the Full House Gang gets their respective bathroom breaks. Clyde, now in his One-Eyed Jack persona, meet outside Lincoln's room door and talk about the situation.

"So what's up?' Clyde now as Jack said.

"The reason why I called you here is because I need help with this."

Ace opens the door momentarily and Jack sees Sarah snoozing.

"W-was that Sarah?" Jack answered as Ace agreed. "I thought Sarah was taken home already. What happened, Ace?

"Yeah, funny story."

...

"And that why I'm sorta stuck here with her for the next two days." Ace finished the explanation.

"So, what has the team done?" Jack replied.

"Umm, nothing." Ace said his gaze sorta sifting the other direction.

"How come?"

"Because, I'm trying to keep them hidden from the team and I don't want them to find out."

"What?! Why are you keeping Sarah hidden from your team? I'm sure they would help you with something like this."

"Because if I do that, then it'll be the Full House Gang that saves the day and I won't get a mention in the papers...Again."

"Again?"

"Nearly every time we go on a mission. We get on the front page but I barely get any screen time."

"Ace, I'm sure it's not that bad."

"Oh no?" Ace pulls his laptop and shows One-Eyed Jack the news articles. "Have you seen the articles that have been posted on our recent heroics?"


One article shows Eleven Of Hearts tying up the robbers in a bank robbery. The tagline reads. Eleven of Hearts wraps up case.

A second article shows Eight Of Spades (aka Lucy) finding an underground hideout with the tagline. Eight of Spades digs up hideout.

Third article shows Night Club filling in for a injured guitarist with the tagline. Night Club rocks out the house.

"You know what they call me when I save the day?" Ace said.

The last article shows him as Ace Savvy coming out with a bad guy in cuffs with the tagline.

Card Kid saves the day!


"Well, that just depressing." Jack said.

"Yeah, I don't want to be called card kid!"

"Your shot is way off center. Someone needs to hire another photographer for better pictures, especially when High Card-"

"One-Eyed. Focus." Ace said as he shakes him a bit.

"I'm not being recognized to the public as much as the others and it's shown as the reporters got my name wrong."

"Oh, that's also a problem."

"Come on Jack. You gotta help me here, its only for 2 days." Ace continues. "You can share a spot with me in the papers. It'll be Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack saves lost girl from disaster. Think of the fame both of us will get!"

Jack thinks a bit before coming with a decision.

"Hmm, as lovely as it would be. I don't think I would care for stuff like that. Besides I would probably forget all of them as fans like that comes and goes. Unless it's someone like..."

Suddenly High Card exits from the bathroom.

"Hi, you two." High Card says before she heads to her room.

This catches the attention of Jack. "H-h-High card?"


*COMMENCE CLYDE'S DREAM SEQUENCE!*

We now see the Big, Muscular and Handsome One-Eyed Jack walking away from an exploding building.

Without.

Looking.

Back.

This catches the attention of the ever so glorious High Card.

"Way to say the day, One-Eyed Jack." High card says as she hugs him.

"It's my pleasure, High Card." Jack said in a suave voice.

"You think you another mission? You're the only one that can do it."

"Baby. I thought you never ask. What is this mission exactly?"

"This." High Card days as she puckers her lips.

Jack puckers his lips too as their faces get close to-


"Jack?"

Jack then snaps out of it.

"Jack?" Ace repeats.

Jack reorients himself from his dream sequence as he responds.

"So Sarah needs to be kept hidden?" Jack says as Ace nods after a second.

"Mission accepted." The two boy wonders do a high five, giving a confirmation for this operation.

"So it's time for Operation: Hide Sarah from my sisters and my parents for three days so Me and One-Eyed Jack can become famous in the papers and think of a shorter name of this operation into action!"

Then, the two hear rumbling behind them. They open door to see Sarah's stomach making noises.

"Good morning guys." Sarah said as she wakes up patting her stomach. "Do you have any breakfast?"

"Already up and she wants food." Jack said.

Fortunately this doesn't stop Ace.

"I know just the perfect breakfast." Ace says as he goes downstairs. "Be right back."


Ace arrives in the kitchen ready to make a breakfast for the plump girl. For this one, he'll try a stack of pancakes and eggs. A favorite for the girls when he occasionally makes the pancakes and eggs breakfast for each of them, with their own style on how they like their eggs. Maybe he'll try eggs over easy.

As Ace gathers the eggs and pancake mix, Joker arrives at the kitchen.

"Morning, little brother." Joker said.

"Hi, Joker." Ace replied.

Joker stops before she responds again.

"Umm. You do know that you don't have to call me by my hero name when where in the house, right?"

"Yeah. Umm. "Ace says as he regains his composure as he cracks the eggs. "We have to keep calling ourselves by our hero names whenever were in costume. It's all part of that villain prison thing I explained from last night."

"Ok, whatever you say." Joker said supposedly content with his answer. "I won't EGG you on this issue. Hahahaha. Get it?"

Ace groans. Yeah, he DEFINITELY has to keep Sarah hidden. Joker would probably have a joke list about her weight a mile long. Much, MUCH groaning would ensue.

Night Club next enters the kitchen. "Morning bro."

"Hi, Night Club."

Night Club looks at Ace about to ask but Joker said it's apparently a prison thing as she shrugs it off.

She goes to the fridge to snag breakfast. As she opens the fridge, she then notices that something is off.

"Sis, did you eat the cake what was in the fridge?" Night said to Joker.

"No." Joker said.

"Bro, do you know who ate the cake?" Night Club then said to Ace.

Ace sweat drops but he then responds. Nope."

"Oh man. Diamonds is gonna flip to see if the cake she's been saving for is completely gone."

That was Queen of Diamonds's cake?

No, no. It can't possibly. "Uhh..what kind of cake was it?" Ace said fully knowing that there's only one piece of cake in the fridge but maybe his parents got an extra store brought cake from last ni-

"A chocolate cake with Vanilla frosting and extra sprinkles.." Joker replied.

Chocolate cake with Vanilla frosting and extra sprinkles...

Oh great.

"I thought Diamonds said it was nobody's?" Ace replied.

"No, she said nobody must touch it. Are you sure nobody touched it?" Joker replied.

"No! Honest!" They both look at him for a while until Night club is the first to sigh.

"Okay. I guess we'll think of a way to replace it before she finds out." Night club says as she gathers her breakfast.

"Hey Ace, if you confront Queen of Diamonds about the cake, make sure you do so at your own WHISK." Joker responded with a pun. "Because this won't be a CAKE WALK." She punned again. "Don't worry though, we won't DESSERT you. HAHAHAHA!" And with Joker making a pun-trifecta leaving both parties to groan, Both her and Night club leave with their breakfast.

..Make that list five miles long.

As he's finishing up with cooking, Ace just have a sudden thought.

The cake that was in the fridge is empty. The last time he saw the cake uneaten was from two days ago and it was nearly a whole plate with only a single slice missing.

Did Sarah really eat the whole thing?

*bzzt!* "Yellow card to Red card." Chirped Ace's walkie talkie. "Emergency in the twins room. Get here ASAP!"

"Roger." Responding to the call, Ace quickly finishes prepping the breakfast as he dashes upstairs.


Ace opens the door to the twins room and sees One-Eyed Jack and shockingly Sarah inside.

"I tried to stop her but she seems to have a mind of her own." Jack apologized.

"Sarah, you're not supposed to go to other peoples room.". Ace said.

"Sorry, I'm just so hungry. I smelled cookies and I just followed my nose into this room." Sarah said responded still sniffing

"Cookies isn't exactly a good breakfast."

"He's right. I got breakfast ready in a few mins. lets just go back in my room and-"

Suddenly a shrill voice sounds.

"Until someone fesses up on who ate my cake. I'm gonna be REALLY MAD!"

That voice sent shivers down the heroic duos spine. Jack gathers enough composure to say who owner of that voice.

'Ace! Lo-uhh." Jack said before correcting himself. "I mean Queen of Diamonds is coming."

This is bad. Sarah is out in the open and about to be exposed. Worse, an angry princess will be the first one to witness this and the duo would have to face her wrath. It's highly doubtful she'll keep quiet on the situation.

The two have to act now. If he brings Sarah out to switch back to Ace's room, Diamonds will likely be far up the steps and see Sarah mid-switch.

So the only option is to search for a hiding spot in this room. Ace frantically searches around until he spots Diamond's big cubby...A cubby big enough to fit a plump girl.

Perfect.

"Hey Sarah, quickly go into that cubby." Ace said pointing to that cubby.

"How come?" Sarah questioned.

"Because..umm..." He stopped until he answered. "Because there may be cookies in that cubby."

"Oh goody." Sarah said as she eagerly puts her face in the cubby.

"It doesn't look like there's any cookies in there." Sarah says looking inside the cubby.

"Trust me, it's in there. You just gotta need a little boost." Ace says as he goes to push her behind in.

"Ace, are you sure she can fit in there?" Jack said as he's now by the twins door.

"Hrgh. This cubby is big enough to fit many of Diamond's dresses. hrrgh. I'm sure she can fit in there. Gughhh." Ace said trying to lift her in but struggles heavily since lifting her heavy rear up something is way different than pushing her inside stuff.

Ace then remembers Strong Suit's advice of using your legs to push instead of your arms.

So he switches from lifting from his front end to his back using his legs more for support. It looks to be doing the trick as he's getting a bit more height in the process.

The footsteps sounds closer and closer as Jack can see Diamonds ascending up the steps from the slightly ajar door. "Hurry." Jack said.

Ace pushes getting her up almost all the way as some of her fat fold slightly sinks into him. But so far, he can't get her in the cubby. "hrgh. Can't push her in."

Jack panics. "Didn't you say there's enough room?"

"There is... she's just too... Urgh..Jack. help me!"

Jack goes to help but is too late as the doorknob then jingles. "Ace. The door!"

Outta time. Ace closes the cubby door as best as her fat allows and then stands behind the cubby door to block the view and not have it open all the way.

"Just gotta wing it buddy." Jack says as he stands by Ace.

The door opens and Queen D. enters before she notices both One-Eyed Jack and her brother standing behind the cubby door, showing off their way-too-wide smiles.

"Umm. What are you guys doing in my room?" Queen of Diamonds said with her hands at her hips.

Both responded. "I don't know. Just waiting for the tea party."

"That's gonna have to be another time. You two. Outta my room." She said pointing to the door.

"What for?"

"Because someone ate my cake and no one is fessing up. This Princess needs to vent." Diamonds said before she makes a revelation. "*Gasp.* Wait a minute...It wasn't you two was it?"

"No honest!" Jack said as the two holds their hands up.

Suddenly scuffing and munching is heard inside the cubby.

"Did my dresser cubby just move and make noises?" Princess said.

"Uh, I'm sure it's nothing." Ace said nervous.

"I'm sure it can't be nothing. Let me see."

Diamonds then approaches the cubby. Thinking quickly Ace responds before she sees the cubby in full.

"Queen of Diamonds! I think Royal Flush ate the cake!"

"Grr. That little pig. Of course she would do something like that. Be right back." Fuming, the bejeweled princess then goes out the room.

"That was close." Jack said as the two then exhale out their breaths out of relief.

"How come you didn't help me push her in earlier?" Ace said.

"Sorry. Was too panicked to do something." Jack apologized.

"Phew. It's okay. We'll just stick together this time."

"Roger that." The two clap hands.

"Now let's pull her out."

They then pull her out after a bit of effort and sees that she chomping on some cookies which are surprisingly in that cubby.

"There were really cookies in that cubby?" Both the duo said.

"Yeah." Sarah replied as she keeps munching on the confectioneries with delight. "Mmm. Chocolate chip with sprinkles."

"Diamonds is not gonna be happy with her cookie stash missing." Jack said

"*Sigh* I'll pay Diamonds for the cookie stash later outta my allowance." Ace sighed.

"Come on Sarah, lets get you in my room. We got breakfast waiting."

They then all go outta the room and transition to Ace's room but not before Sarah's stomach starts to rumble unbeknownst to the duo.


And so the mission of hiding Sarah from the Full House Gang's is in progress. But unfortunately for the duo, the inhabitants of the house is constantly on the move whether if it by play or by movement. Not to mention having to tend for Sarah basic needs.

For some of these incidents are as follows...

...

Bathroom.

Jack pushes Sarah from behind in while Ace pushes from the front.

They then push her in the bathroom with Ace inside. Ace tries to get out of the bathroom while Sarah does her business but...

"Jack." A voice sounds from behind which jump-scares Jack. He looks behind to see Eight of Spades.

"Is anyone in there? I need to use the bathroom." Eight of Spades says.

"Yes. Someone is in there." Jack says blocking the door.

"Ok, I can wait." She says now standing.

"Actually can you come back later?" Jack said panicking.

"Why?"

*PMOOF!*

The bathroom door goes as visible stink lines emanate from the door.

"Uhh, never mind." Spades says as she slowly backs off and goes someplace else.

Jack opens the door and pulls Sarah out as Ace dazedly stumbles out.

"Ace. You okay?" Was all Jack can say before Ace falls to the floor.

...

During lunch.

Ace brings Sarah into the kitchen for some food until Mr. Savvy calls for lunch. So then he hides Sarah under the table covering her with the table sheets.

He tells Sarah not to move as the gang comes in and digs in for lunch. Royal Flush passes over some of her food under the table, which was supposed to go the the family dog but goes to Sarah. Sarah licks RF's food and enjoying it before her stomach loudly rumbles.

The family is confused at this noise.

"Yeah, I'm so hungry." Ace said patting his stomach distracting the family.

...

Bit later.

Sarah and the duo walk around the hallway until they hear footsteps.

Ace knocks on the bathroom.

"Occupado." Night Club said.

They panic until Jack spots the attic door.

They open the door that pulls down the stairs. They both lift Sarah up with some help of their grappling hooks and narrowly escape certain exposure.

As the boys recover, Sarah sniffs out the area and suprisingly spots a hidden donut stash that she then stuffs down. Her stomach then again makes rumbles and jiggles.


It's late in the day, and so far minus a few suspicions and close calls, Sarah has been hidden from the Full House Gang, but the day of hide Sarah and not go seek looks to be taking the boys toll. As they are sitting down panting inside Ace's room.

"Phew. It feels like every minute that we have to hide her. I don't know how much longer I can keep up." Jack says laying at the bed.

"Don't worry Jack. In time of impossible odds, we have to keep trying."

"I'm just not sure it it's worth it.." One-Eyed Jack replied but not before he notices something off about Sarah.

"Ace...is it me or has she gotten bigger?"

Ace looks to Sarah and her frame MAY have expanded by a few feet. Maybe she's gotten taller or her stomach as gotten bigger...

"I suppose..." Ace said but then waved it off for now. "But you're right about one thing. We may have to get her someplace that isn't my house."

"But where. I'm not sure my dads would like her into our house."

Ace thought until thinking of the perfect spot, and it's OUTSIDE the house.

"I got it. Let's try moving her to the shed outside. It'll be the perfect hiding spot for her there."


The duo proceed to ferry Sarah into the shed but Sarah isn't in the best of moods.

"Food? Is there any more food?" Sarah said.

"I don't think you need any more food." Jack said.

"How can you still be hungry? You had way too much food today." Ace complained.

"I guess she's a big eater." Said Jack.

'That's an understatement.' Ace thought.

As they continue, High Card is within sight as she paces around talking on her phone.

Jack sees her and is immediately smitten.

"High Card?" Jack said in a love-struck daze as he sees her.

Until he snaps out of it and remembers the danger. "Ace, It's High Card!"

Oh no. Sarah can't run nor can the boys have the energy to do any more moving. Normal hiding spots like the tree and leaves isn't any good because she's too big.

Ace then spots a big crawl space. It looks more than big enough to fit her.

"Sarah, can you check that crawl space?" Ace said pointing to said space.

"What for?"

"Uhh, food."

As if the magic word has been said, Sarah wordlessly complies as she rushes in the crawl space.

"Ace. Are you seriously putting her in a crawl space?"

"Trust me, Jack. That thing is big enough if ten of us were to somehow be sandwiched in there."

But unfortunately for Ace, Sarah gets stuck on the crawl space with her rear end sticking out.

"Seriously?" Ace said shocked to see her stuck yet again.

Ace then pushes Sarah in with his back.

"I'll push her in. Just keep her distracted."

"Ooh! This may pay off after all. You got it, buddy." One-Eyed Jack says as he runs off.


The eye-patched hero approaches ever so confidentially as he approaches High Card.

"Hi, High Card." Jack said suavvily standing by a tree. "I was in the neighborhood and was wondering if..."

High Card then puts up her phone and responds with "Yeah?"

He sees her eyes and it only took a few seconds for Jack to then devolve into..."ERROR! ERROR!. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWNNNNNnnnnn." and making spastic robot poses.

His nose then bleeds out like a running water fountain and then he falls to the ground.

High Card only shrugs it off.


"Gruhhh. Why. aren't. you. going. innnn!?" Ace says as he continues pushing Sarah inside the crawl space with his back but has only gotten a foot inside the space. "*Grunts*, this entire day with you Sarah, it always involves hiding you in spots. *grunt* Hide you somewhere until the coast is clear. Should be simple to do. *grrrah.* But that is very hard to do when I have to keep pushing your big...fat..a-ahh-Ahhhhh!"

That's when Ace notices that his vision is getting dark.

He's literally sinking into her flesh!

He panics as he tries to worm out of this quicksand, and then finally pops out from her sinking bottom so he can breathe. Is she really so fat that she's so squishy now?

Ace takes a breath and keeps going. Trying to be careful not to sink into her flesh.

Of course he's sinking again but he keeps going, His willpower will hopefully power through her sinking flesh.

With a couple of more pushes and digging his feet into the ground, he finally pops her in the hole. Ace then drops to the ground panting. What a day this has been. Maybe he does need to do some more training after all of this is-

"Uhh. What are you doing?" High Card says noticing Ace on the ground.

"Yeah, just taking time looking at the sky." Ace then shuffles to a relaxed pose. "Oh, I think that looks like an airplane."

High Card looks up to the sky. "There's no clouds in the sky." She corrected.

"Uh, I mean, the plane that just flew by. You just missed it."

High Card can only shrugs as she then leaves.

Ace exhales from yet another close call. He gets up and comes to a unconscious One-eyed Jack, probably fainted from excessive nose bleeding.

Lincoln then shakes the fainted boy to try and wake him up.

"Jack, are you okay?" Ace calls out. "Jack?"

Unfortunately, Jack is unresponsive.

"Dang it." Ace said. "My partner is outta commission and Sarah is stuck in the crawl space. How could things get any worse?"

Suddenly loud breaking noises ensue.

Sarah surprisingly breaks out of the crawl space on her own much to Ace's slight confusion but then turns to delight as he doesn't have to pull her out but then to concern as he sees Sarah munching on a chocolate bar.

"That-that was my secret chocolate stash."

As he mourns the stash, Sarah stomach loudly rumbles and jiggles catching Ace's attention.

"Sarah, did your stomach just move?" Ace said but before he gets a response...

"What was that noise?" A voice from inside the house speaks out.

"I think it came from over there." And another followed. Suddenly, rapid footsteps follows.

Feels like the family is coming outside to check on things and fast!

"Ugh, I'm not letting this end this way." Ace said as he then pushes Sarah to the garage but Sarah isn't budging. He must be too tired to push at this moment. He needs to think of something fast.

"Need food." Sarah calls out looking left and right.

Seriously? After all this eating, Sarah is still calling out to food?!

...Duh...Of course.

"Hey Sarah! The food is inside that shed." Ace says pointing to the garage.

Sarah wordlessly complies and waddles to the garage as Ace drags the unconscious Jack by the shoulders.

Ace opens the shed door and fortunately for him, she gets in with little trouble.

"Ace?" Jack woozily said as he comes to.

"No time to explain. Keep Sarah company in the shed." Ace said as he then hastily puts Jack down as he then exits the shed.

"But Ace-" Was all the words he could muster until Ace closes the door.

"Sorry buddy." Ace said.

"...Someone must be looking for a place to CRASH! Hahaha. Get it?

Upon hearing that pun, Ace turns to see the family turn the corner and then come towards him seconds after they turn.

They're all on him now.

"Hi guys." Ace awkwardly waved to the team.

"Ace, where did that noise come from?" Eight of Spades said.

"What noise?" Ace half-wondered.

"Umm, The big loud crashing noise that was outside just now?" Strong Suit replied.

"Oh right. I must've been falling asleep at the time." Ace said as he scratches behind his head

"Didn't you say you were watching the clouds?" High Card said.

Ace sweats. "Must've fallen asleep after that."

Suddenly a *Crash* goes off inside the shed.

"Did something break inside the shed?" Eleven of Hearts said.

"I'll go check. It must be the toilet not holding up." Royal Flush comes to the shed door but Ace stops her before she takes another step.

"No, don't check in the shed!" Ace said.

"Why not?" Royal Flush wondered as Ace once again flounders. "Because..Umm."

"What's been going on with you, dude? You've been acting weird." Night Club said.

"Come to think of it. There has been a bunch of weird stuff going on today." Eleven of Hearts wondered.

"You acting weird all day." Eight of Spades said.

"Your insistence of keeping the costumes on." Joker said.

"My cookie stash mysteriously vanishing right after you left my room. That MAY have something to do with my missing cake." Queen of Diamonds said.

"And I've noticed that your recent bathroom visit has been wildly inconsistent with my recent records." Card Counter says.

"All of these weird stuff have been happening today and it seems that you're the one always acting weird by the end of it." High Card said.

"Poo-poo!" The Deuce confirmed.

"Ace, You mind explaining what's going on?" Mr. Savvy said.

All eyes are on Ace as he mutters an "Umm..."

He's backed into a corner. There's no way out now.

It looks like he has to-

*Beep-beep-beep*

Suddenly, their phones rapidly beeps alerting them of trouble.

"Hey, looks like someone needs help." Ace said silently thanking the stars for yet another close call.

"We'll talk about this when we get home." Ms. Savvy said before calling out. "Let's roll!"

Ace and the Full House Gang hops to the van and speed off to wherever trouble struck. Though, Ace may have to work out a plan of escaping this Sarah situation as soon as the mission is over as the rest of his team may be on to him.


"Food? Food?" Sarah says looking around the shed constantly asking for food.

"No, there is no food there." Jack said trying to still Sarah. "How are you even still hungry?"

"Need fooood!" Sarah shouted.

"Okay. Maybe you need to take your mind off of food for a while. You..Kinda already got a lot of food in you." Jack said as he reaches for the remote.

"How about some TV?"

He turns on the TV which plays an all you can eat buffet commercial. Showcasing the food in all it's hot and lip-smacking glory. And at a fair price too!

The TV then turns off.

"Okay, maybe not that. How about some board games!"

But the big girl ignores Jack as she sniffs around and spots a mini fridge. She then picks the mini fridge up forcing it out of its socket.

"Hey, That's the mini fridge! Put it down." Jack said.

His words again fall into deaf ears. She slobbers as she opens the fridge letting the food contents fall over her mouth, munching the various contents into satisfaction. Suddenly, her stomach rumbles the loudest it's ever been and her stomach moves jiggles, almost as if it's getting bigger.

Wait a minute...She IS getting bigger!

And at a nearly fast rate!

She then loudly belches as she finishes up the fridge and then tosses it away. And then looks around as if she's surprisingly STILL looking for food.

Unfortunately for her. There's no more.

She looks to a scared One-eyed Jack.

And then, slurps her lips as she says. "FOOD!"


Uh-oh. Looks like Sarah's true intentions or should i say appetite is bearing fruit and One-Eyed Jack is on the menu!

Will Ace get his act together so he can rally the gang to dish out some justice to this deluxe-sized glutton?

Or will the Full House Gang arrive back home only to become a Full Course Meal?

Prepare to be served an action packed conclusion to Ace Savvy!

Comments and criticism are welcome. :)