Prussia was sat at the kitchen table, chin resting on his hand and watched as his little pet bird pecked at the pancakes that were infront of him.

"Hey West! Do you think I should get Gilbird a girlfriend?" The albino asked his brother who was sat across from him reading the paper and drinking a mug of coffee.

"What makes you ask that? He seems pretty happy the way he is." Ludwig said matter-of-factly, also not looking up.

"Ja I know. But seeing as he's gonna be living as long as me he needs to get atleast a little action in his life, you know what I'm saying?" He finally looked up at his brother. "He's only ever hung around with humans and never any other birds."

"Then get him a girlfriend" The younger German didn't really care about this conversation, he just wanted it to end so that he could the paper his full attention.

"But then he may get to excited and forget about me!" Prussia whined.

"Then don't."

"But-" Prussia was interupted by a glare from sky blue eyes.

"Look bruder. Do what you want, he's your bird."

"Hmm~" The shorter man's face had scrunched up a little and his eyes wondered around the room, the face he usually makes when he's thinking.

"I think I might, and I know EXACTLY what to call her!"

And what would that be, my idiot bruder?" Ludwig said the last part into his coffee mug so that Prussia wouldn't hear and throw another tantrum.

"CHICK NORRIS!" The albino stood up, yelling happily like he just had the most epic and awesome and most clever idea in the whole world. His brother just looked at him like he was crazy. Heck, even Gilbird was looking at him funny.

"That's stupid bruder" Ludwig finally closed his eyes when he drunk some coffee. Actually, he thought that was pretty clever but he'd never admit it. It would just make Gilbert's ego bigger, if that was possible.

Gilbird tweeted.

"What?" He tweeted again. "Really?"

"PIYO~"

"You sure? Ok then." Gilbert smiled at his little friend. Ludwig stared at him.

"What...did he say?"

"What? Oh, he just said he's happy being alone and would never forget about me. He's so awesome~"The Prussian smiled, happily shoving some pancake into his mouth.

"...You can talk to it!"