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Hometext 6/05/02

Theme: Mitsukake 2 the Rescue … ? o_O

Mits: In this home text you'll learn what happened to Mitsukake (he was missing for 2 weeks)… actually *reads over home text* this has nothing to do with what happened to him! Its about Chichiri, Chiri and Tasuki… why does everything turn to you guyz?!

Chiri: heh heh ^_^ I don't know …

Mits: JUST BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE FAV-

Chiri: SHUT UP BAKA

Mits: Oh nnniiiiiccceeeeee *starts to sing 'Best Friends'*

Chiri: -_-'…. Anywhoo we really don't know what happened to him.. I guess it will forever stay a mystery o_O

Mits: Oh btw in case you were wondering (we had a full hometext on it... but I didn't save it...*slaps forehead* BAKA BAKA BAKA), Mitsukake was missing because Chiri and me were stupid enough to leave the 3 seishi home alone. So they got bored and Tasuki and Chichiri decided to Torture Mitsukake *eyes Chichiri and Tasuki* WHICH THEY WILL NEVER DO AGAIN !!

Tasuki and Chichiri: heh *sweatdrops*

Mits: So Mitsukake escaped a tried to go to my house. But with his Ryoga sense of direction (plus he's new to the area) he got lost… and there you go.

Chiri: OK Come on.. let's start! ^_^

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Chichiri: Have you seen this seishi no da? *holds up one embarrassing picture of Mitsukake*

Mitsukake: -_-'

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Mits: 'Course not. How could you find someone who's already been found?! It's weird though, he showed up at Chiri's house Saturday morning….

Chiri: And we weren't descent, either! I mean….I was a pig, Chichiri was a fox, and Tasuki was a woman!!

Tasuki: *shudder*

Chiri: *backing away from Mits who has a water bottle* Well, actually Tasuki started it all. He poured cold water on me and I became a black piggie with my 'C' bracelet around my neck! Then Chichiri splashed the remaining water on Tasuki, who turned into a woman … in men's clothes … that was scary … uh anyway then he got more water into the bucket, splashed THAT on Chichiri, which turned HIM into a FOX!

Mits: What a shame … *opens water bottle and sneaks up behind Chiri*……ah ….do continue!!

Chiri: _ Uh … okay. Where was I …. oh yeah! Well Tasuki was pissed … in men's clothes … and tried to beat the living crap out of us … when he - uh SHE - decided to get some better fitting clothes so SHE could move around better (Tasuki: Hey I didn't make TOO much of a mess y'kno…) and Chichiri and I went online and IMed MITS!

Chichiri: Even though typing with pig's feet is kinda hard no da… *eyes Mits' exposed water bottle getting closer to tipping on the top of Chiri's head*

Chiri: I managed... YOU were hiding underneath the computer chair! But anyway then all of a sudden …. Mitsukake comes bursting through the sliding glass door down here in all black with black stripes across his face, we stare like idiots as he saves us and then jumps back out the door to Mits' house!

Mitsukake: Well, I thought that was a pretty good entrance…

Chiri: But you could have OPENED the door instead of smashing through it as if the house was on fire!

Tasuki: I could have arranged that!

Chiri: *grabs fan and throws it across the room* Oh no you don't! We depend on YOU to get us our hot water so we can change back!!

Tasuki: Oh yeah? Think what you want!

*Chichiri and Mitsukake give Chiri a weird look*

Chichiri: Uh …. Chiri ….no da….

Chiri: What is it?

Mitsukake: *points at Mits behind her*

Chiri: Huh? *looks behind her* Hey what are you --- ?! *gets doused in cold water*

Mits: *big watery eyes* ……………………

Chiri: …oink

Mits: *throws away water bottle* PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!! *lunges at Chiri/P-chan and barely crushes her*

Chiri: -_- oinkkk

*Water hits Chichiri and Tasuki from water bottle*

Chichiri: *hides underneath the recliner chair at the sight of the female Tasuki*

Tasuki: And just what are YOU hiding from?! *looks down* Grrrrr… *runs upstairs, and then comes back in Chiri's banana pajamas*

Chiri: *smacks him upside the head with a hoof* Baka!

Mitsukake: o_o' ….I shouldn't have come back so soon ….

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