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Fem! Giotto drabble.
Ranging only up to: 500 -1100 words only. Disclaimers and etc... are not involved.
Things weren't really going the way she planned it would be.
Yeah, she got her undergarments and everything was going smoothly…
But she jut had to lose her damn sky ring.
If she returns without that sky ring G would murder her. In fact, he'd resurrect her just to kill her, over and over again.
She shuddered.
Sitting in the nearest bench she could find she plopped on it without womanly grace and slumped as a depressing aura began to envelop her.
She never asked for anything of this!
All she ever wanted was to help people! Not turn into some dangerous mafia organization with some rings that balance the world!
Why couldnt Talbot give her other less burdening rings!
Like some old ring he made of metal with the Vongola crest on it?!
That was good enough!
Now because of her, the world is in danger!
Or maybe she was over thinking things again...Yep, definitely.
Taking a huge deep breath she calmed her nerves and exhaled.
"What have I done to this deserve all this? Stupid sense of justice, stupid G, stupid mafia, stupid rings" she muttered. "All I ever wanted was to grow up, get a job, marry somebody I like (hehehe~), have a couple of kids, and maybe help people along the way…then enjoy the simple happiness of life."
"Oh, so you're in the mafia?" a familiar voice piped up.
This made Giotto jolt and drop the bag -which contained her suit- fall to the ground and scatter to the stone pavement.
"Sorry about that, let me help you" a man with short, spiky, red hair bent down to pick it up.
"Ah, no!" she shouted, making people turn their heads at the two, giving them the 'stupid-crazy-lady-who-screaming-at-public,-let's- avoid-her-look'.
But it was too late.
Cozart already picked up her suit and cloak holding it up, giving her a suspicious brow.
Knowing that this was going to end badly she stood up and immediately took the clothes from Cozart, feeling her heart pound harder and faster in her chest. While thinking what may happen if her secret was found out. Hugging her clothes, she took the items she bought and hastily stepped away from him.
Beginning to sprint away, she failed to realize that he was faster than her and caught her arm before she can run farther away, again.
He grabbed her arm which made Giotto immediately stop, as Cozart pulled her towards him and looked closer at Giotto.
Unbeknownst to her a blush crept on her face as she looked at Cozart with her wide yellow eyes. Inspecting his face and how she failed to see how handsome he is, even after all the days the hang out together.
Her dense-ness is going to kill her someday.
"Giotto?"
"Yeah?" she answered stupidly. Realizing her mistake (a few milliseconds later), she tore her arm from his strong grip and began waving her hands rapidly in front of Cozart.
"E-eh...Youseewell,imnotreallyGiottoimhisImeanher - "
"Woah, woah calm down there, hahaha" Cozart answered good-naturedly, an amused look on his face.
"So uhh, you see im just cleaning this for Giotto! The soap ran out and -"
"You're a very bad liar and you know that Giotto" he flicked her forehead, smiling at her efforts.
She pouted (cutely, if I might add) and look at Cozart as if she was expecting something and most probably is.
"Your not going to well, umm..." she said trailing off, as she looked down and began to play with her hands.
"I'm not going to do what?" he asked looking at Giotto with a questioning brow.
"Belittle me or at least be a bit disturbed or something?"
"Hmm? Why should I?"
"Because I'm female."
"Dont worry about that! Youre my best friend as long as I remember and besides you're going to turn back to your as soon as Talbot fixes a thingamajig that made you turn like that!"
"..."
"Did I say something wrong?"
"Hey...if I'm stuck like this...would you still like me?"
"Of course! And maybe I could marry you (huehaehueh~)like you said earlier, hahaha!"
"Cozart! Dont say things like that!"
"Aw come on I'm kidding! Lighten up a bit I wonder though..."
"Yes?"
"I wonder others are going to say if they see you like that"
"Oh...I didnt tell them yet, it's for the best anyways."
"I wonder what G's face would look like!"
"He'd be surprised, that's for sure."
"Hahaha take a picture for me, would you?"
Letting out a small chuckle she looked at Cozart and smiled the widest smile she could muster. Taken back by this action Cozart staggered a bit and goofily smiled back.
"Is there anything wrong?" Giotto asked Cozart who had a light dusting of red in his cheeks.
"I-its nothing! Well I better head back, Aurelia [1] is going to kill me if I don't get the groceries!"
"Good Bye!, Oh and Cozart? Please keep your mouth shut about all of this."
"It's a secret then!"
"I guess it is" with the last wave of her hand, they headed their separate ways.
A/N: So tempted to end it here. But since you guys gave so many revs, ill continue.
P.S: Ignore the weird laughs I just had to.
Majestically face banging her self to a stone wall was pretty painful.
Not believing she forgot about her whole ring dilemma (damn it Cozart!), she practically searched everywhere for it.
You could probably figure it out by now, that she didn't find her ring.
"Screw this! Im eating cake!" she yelled.
Apocalypse be damned.
Humming happily down the street she began heading toward the cake shop in a slow pace, taking her time.
Suddenly her hyper intuition perked up and felt this familiar chills run through her back, immediately stopping her tracks.
"Nufufufu~" his signature laugh rang in the air.
'Daemon...Oh f*ck no, not this time. I'm eating my cake and nobody is going stop me.'
Walking faster she bumped into a man you may know as G (or pink-haired octopus, that screams like there's no tomorrow as Lampo refers to).
'NO,NO,NO! THIS IS NOT HAPENING OF ALL THE PERSONS I CAN BUMP INTO WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HIM, F*CK YOU TOO FATE!'
"S-sorry" she mouthed, then turn past him sprint-walking.
Then she skidded to a halt. Mentally head bashing herself at an invisible wall, cursing herself why she didn't see them earlier and how her Hyper Intuition failed her (not really).
As you can guess her guardians have sorrounded her, except Lampo. He's still a bit far away though.
"Youre with coming with us" Alaude said glaring at her so hard, she would've crapped her pants. But she wasnt wearing any, so no worries about laundry.
"I know this looks bad, but I can explain. It was Talbot he-"
"Shut it, woman. Where have you taken Giotto?" G said glaring at her.
"But you don't get...oh...so you mean...ohhh."
"If you can come with us peacefully, we can resolve this misunderstanding and avoid further conflict" Asari said calm like always.
"Nufufu~ you are beautiful as the lazy brat said" Daemon said holding her chin up with one finger.
"H-hey what's going on?" Lampo said out of breath finally after chasing them, for leaving him behind.
"You still don't get it do you?" G said.
"Huh?" he asked.
"She kidnapped Giotto, why would she have his clothes?" G replied.
"Well it could be for her husband, idiot!" Lampo argued.
'Im not even married yet!'
"His sky ring was found where we saw her you snot-nosed brat!" he screamed back.
'My ring! Yes G I love you, well after you beat me to a bloody pulp, I wont love you anymore.'
"Then why do you think she would take all of his clothes, pink haired octopus?!" Lampo bit back.
'In your face G, I'll shower Lampo with candies later'
"..."
"You know he does have a point" Asari pointed out.
"Oh shut up, flute-freak" G said glaring at Asari.
"Hn. For assaulting an officer, she still coming with me." Alaude supported.
"You touched me when I was sleeping!" Giotto answered.
"I touched your shoulder."
"Still!"
"Nufufu~Get her bag then, then well know if she knows where Giotto is or not."
"You can't!"
"I'll take it by force then."
"I-I'll call the police!"
"I am the police."
"Damn it."
A/N:
I hope this wasnt a confusing chappie for you.
If you see anything wrong, if you have questions, and etc.. tell me.
Not satisfied with this chappie, but it''s the best I can do for you.
Oh btw since you guys didnt adopt the giotto cats, its now encircling my legs looking for food.
AND IM BROKE. SEND ME CAT FOOD OR ADOPT THEM, ADOPT THEM NOW.
Headcanons:
[1] Aurelia is Adelheild! I mean Adelheild's ancestor. Yeah so since Enma looks like the exact carbon copy of Cozart (except his cheerfulness) so why not the same with the others? So yeah. Ill try doing their POV's once in a while in the future.
Review Replys Time (or something like that)
iNeedFanfiction - You did! I thought it was painful, lol. Thanks for the insults! I mean not at me, but the ones you gave me...you get my point.
Katokimeka-chan - I talk to you at facebook already and PM'ed you. But still, Thanks!
Momoxtsuna123 - Hahaha he does, though their relationship would a brother-sister kind. I'll try to develop it as much as I can, Thanks for the review!
uniquemangalover - You do? Thanks! I hope you like this chapter!
RikiRenaH42 - Maybe, maybe not. (If you do find the link again tell me!) Oh and thanks for the heads up! If you see any report it to me!
Namimori-Skylark-18 - Thanks! I got this plot bunny when I was reading a fem27 fic and like, why not do it with Giotto? So here's the update, sorry to keep you waiting!
Cool Cupcakes - ...You have just come up with one of Alaude's signature line (THOU SHALT MAKE IT THY CHAPTER ONE DAY!) Thanks a lot!
DrikaVeras - Is that her real name eh? (PLOT BUNNY ALERT!, FFFF- I still have so many to slaughte- too late) Yep, they will chase her to hell and back. Here's the new chappie!
Snowflake - Hahaha I wa just watching this funny show and I guess I got it from there. Just wait and see! (though Cozart was very, very, close to figuring it out)
