OKAY! Chapter three is up! Make sure to read my other fanfiction, okay? That one was my first fanfiction! OKAY? Currently, I am sitting on a ten foot ladder under a tree, with the pond in my yard making calming sounds. This is why this chapter is slightly… weird….Because my cranky temper is messing with the calming effects of chimes. Not good. Also, there is some swearing, but much less than the average middle schooler says.

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After Hibari beat the crap out of Emily, he turned away and demanded, "Are you going to take a bath?"

"Yes… Why'd you ask?"

"My bath is broken. Hurry up and gather your clothes. We're going to the public baths."

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Once they arrived at the baths, a five-minute walk from Hibari's house, they came up to the attendant at the reception desk.

"Hello, Hi-ibari-sama," the lady stuttered, obviously nervous, "What-t can-n I do f-for yo-ou tod-day?" Emily frowned. –sama?

"Two baths. One male, one female."

"Yes! An-nd it i-s fr-ree of c-charge…"

"Good."

The lady handed them one towel each.

"Wow! Kyoya, you get free baths? That's so cool!" Emily chirped, unaware to the cowering attendant.

The woman flipped open her cell phone, pressed a button, and urgently whispered, "Maya! Hibari-sama is here, clear the baths!"

Emily floated in the warm, clear water. The artificial lake was about 1 meter deep (approx. three feet) and was surrounded by soothing music and bamboo, like in a forest. The air was scented with a light jasmine perfume, making the steam inside even thicker. Weird, there was nobody else here. Hm.

"Oh! There are complimentary soap bars, and nice-smelling shampoo too!" Emily mused, as she waded toward the bank.

Her sharp ears caught a rustle behind her in the bamboo.

She whipped around, wondering who or what it could be. Nothing. But it couldn't have been a false alarm! I'm sure!

Whatever it was, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

Emily hurriedly wrapped a towel around herself, in case it was some pervert or idiot sneaking around… She plodded to the changing rooms to put her clothes on, looking all around her, just in case. (PARANOID!) What Emily did not see was a rather large rock right in front of her.

Thump.

Emily crashed into the wall, flailing her arms and breaking the thin rice paper barrier between the women's and the men's baths. (What guy designed these baths anyway?) She landed with her back on the floor, hitting her head painfully. "Owowowow!" she moaned.

Three seconds later, a VERY. PISSED. OFF. Hibari was looming over her (apparently not wearing any clothing too). Emily opened her eyes. Luckily, her head was in just the right position to only see Hibari's face, head and shoulders. Also, she was definitely lucky that her towel stayed on too. NOTHING ELSE. Phew.

"What. Are. You. Doing?" Hibari questioned, eyes in little slits.

"Well, um… I was-" Suddenly, Emily blacked out from an enormous nosebleed.

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Emily suddenly sat up.

To her surprise, she was in her bed and dressed in her nightclothes. Emily yawned sleepily and looked at the alarm clock. 9 o'clock pm. So, I've only been dozing for an hour or two, huh?

Wait.

Emily's eyes widened in shock. If I was at the baths earlier, and no one else was there to dress me while I was out and could bring me to my room… Then does that mean KYOYA DRESSED ME? OH *&#$%#$!

She dashed out of her room and barged into Hibari's room next to her.

"HIBARI KYOYA!"

"What, herbivore?"

"DID YOU SEE?"

"What?"

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK ME TO MY ROOM AND CHANGED MY CLOTHES, RIGHT?"

"Yes."

"WELL THEN, DID YOU SEE!"

Hibari's eye twitched in exasperation. "What are you talking about?"

"I MEAN MY BODY!"

"You have nothing to 'see'."

"YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE! YOU &%$#*%$&*! Argh, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

This is why Hibari doesn't keep any weapons, except fot his tonfas, in his room anymore.

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