What if the Noah inherited a farm?

"We have inherited a farm " the Earl declared randomly one day.

The Noah looked up, blinking. "What was that?"

"We have inherited a farm!" he repeated.

Road clapped her hands together. "YAY! I've always wanted a farm!"

Tyki rolled his eyes. "Since when?"

"Let us go!" the Earl cried, pointing his umbrella to the door. "Our new home awaits!"

"This is odd, Lero! I don't know if we should do this!" his umbrella cried frantically.

"Oh, be quiet, you." The Earl smirked menacingly. "You will go to the farm…and you will like the farm, you got it?" His eyes glowed evilly. "Am I right? "

"Y-yes master!" they all stammered at once.

"This will be fun! Hee hee hee!" Jasdero cheered. "We can chase pigs!"

"And chew upon sweet chickens…sweet…" Skin Boric mused.

They headed off into town, towards their new house.

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"BA-CACK!" Screamed a chicken. They were there.

"Isn't this pleasant ?" the Earl asked.

"Of course…" said Tyki, though he was unsure.

The entered the farm house that they were to stay in. There was mud covering the floor, clumps of hay hanging from the ceiling fan, and a small pig running around with a rather fat sheep, and even a small rodent of some sort. Cobwebs hung in every which direction.

"Ooh! Look, I found Charlotte's web!" Road smiled, pointing at one of the many cobwebs. Jasdero was already chasing the pig.

Debitto noticed an unusually large bat flapping around the ceiling. He pulled out his gun and shot it down, causing it to land on Tyki's head, its guts poring down his face.

"You look very fashionable! How did you ever come up with such style?" Road asked, smirking.

"You've inspired a new hat! Hee hee hee!" Jasdero laughed.

Skin Boric looked at the guts hungrily, and tasted one of its organs. "This isn't sweet!" He spat it out on Tyki, torturing him further.

"Good grief," Tyki groaned.

"Don't you like it, Tyki-pon? " The Earl asked.

"Um…do we have a bathroom I could wash these…guts…off in?" Tyki asked uneasily.

"We have an outhouse!" Debitto told him.

"You just have to fight off the rabies-infested squirrels to get in! Hee hee!" Jasdero informed Tyki.

"Thanks for the tip," he replied, heading off towards the out-house.

"Poor Tyki," Road said, watching as he left.

"Let's take a tour outside," suggested Debitto.

"Yeah! We haven't seen the farm yet! Hee-hee!" Jasdero chimed in.

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Outside, they passed many fences with farm animals of all sorts. Then, they found the cows.

"Oh, wow! They're huge!" Road said, staring up at them.

Suddenly, one of the cows had accident on the Earls now very smelly shoe.

"Hee-hee! Hilarious!" Jasdero laughed, and Debitto chimed in.

"Are you looking to get killed? " The Earl smiled.

"Can we go home now?" Road asked hopefully.

"Of course, I've had it with this sucky place. " The Earl replied.

And so they set off down the road, leaving poor Tyki behind.

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Meanwhile, Tyki finally finished washing off, and was headed back to the house. To his surprise, it seemed deserted.

"Earl? Road?" he called out. No one answered. "They probably went shopping, I should wait here," he told himself.

"BA-CACK!" The hen perched on top of Tyki's head.

"Good Grief."