Right, so the Sports Festival Arc seems to be a huge demand, I currently have no ideas for how to write it but I'm still noting and planning to write it. So have this instead. Spoilers for manga chapter 98 onwards so tread with caution.


Bakugou Katsuki's Matchmaking 101

Bakugou Katsuki is pissed.

Well, he's perpetually pissed but this just takes the cake.

Right in front of him is tail man and invisible girl. Sitting at the sofa.

Nothing wrong.

But to him, something is definitely wrong.

Because he's seeing all these mushy hearts between them but nooo they didn't even want to act on it.

He knows these two are pretty close but since Yuuei got changed to a boarding school, these two got even closer but he wasn't even sure why in the flying fuck aren't they acting on their supposed attraction to each other.

"That's fucking it!" He slamed his hand on the table and went over to the two yet to be couple who stood up as they heard him slam the table.

"I don't get what the fuck is on but what does being silent have to do with anything!?"

Everyone looks at him now, but he's ignoring it.

"So tail man," He stares at the tailed boy. "Do you still want to hang out with invisible girl even if she can be a handful?

"I do but-"

"And invisible girl," He turns to her. "Do you still want to have fun with tail man even if he can be a spoilsport sometimes?"

"Yeah but-"

"Then I now announce you man and wife!"

Ojiro and Hagakure are both flustered at the turn of events. "Wh- what-"

Then Bakugou went behind Ojiro and pushed him to where Hagakure was. "You may kiss the bride!"

What happened was that Ojiro fell on top of Hagakure and even though she's invisible, everyone can tell that they probably kissed.

Cue lots of squeals from the girls and a group of the boys congratulating them.

Meanwhile, Deku stared at him incredulously.

"Was that necessary Kacchan?"

"Yes. Yes it is."

He gave a smug, proud grin over at Deku.


This whole drabble is a homage to a favorite scene of mine from Not Always Black And White by RunsWithScizors. They're my favorite comedy author.

A bit of a warning is that there maybe some tease for ships in this fic but as this is a crack fic, they're mostly mild and can be taken like a grain of salt.

I'm still working on Middle Ground stuff but I should be able to come up with an USJ and Sports Festival chapter soon.

On an unrelated note, Terlalu Tampan, the webtoon this crack fic is inspired of, now recently has official Japanese translations at the Japanese line webtoon, xoy, under the title "イケメンすぎて~悩める男の日常~". So here's to hoping the official English translation may come soon!

- torinokomachi