Chapter 3
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Nexsis: SHUT UP SLAVE
Rangiku's jaw hit the floor: AAAAHHHH ICNK IS UKIAN
Hitsugya: Rangiku put your jaw back on I can't understand you
Rangiku: WHY WOULD YOU THINK its RUKIA?
Hitsugya: Because we are both out casts of the Rukon. District, we have ice type swords . . . and opposites attract. So yes problem is there is some one. . . . Else I like. . . . –sigh- Rukia won't show up until 7 so yeah I guess I'll go get read –stuffs letter into pocket- BACK TO WORK MATSAMOTO –leaves cropping letter O_O-
Rangiku: Wow this is turning into a soap opera YAY
Now Ikkaku and Yumachika both saw the letters and once again tried to catch it by cutting at it. For whatever reason they had it must have made sense because if there goal was to CATCH the letter then WHY would they have they're swords activated. Well any way the sword flew away from them as Yumachika got hit in the back of the head by Ikkaku. Now the letter flew right in front of . . . . Take five seconds to guess.
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So Renji picked up the letter and read it and what was his first reaction.
Renji: . . . . must be from Rukia –sees Rukia across the street- Ah what the hell I might as well just ask her out –tosses letter which flutters away-
Renji: HEY RUKIA WAIT UP
So Renji runs to Rukia but unknowingly runs over Kon as he was walking out of Mayria's office/lab. And by walk I mean limp. HAHA KON
Rukia: Yes Renji
Renji: Do you wanna go out with me tonight
Rukia: Why yes I would pick me up at 6 ok
Renji: Ok –Rukia hits him in the groin- OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Rukia: I needed to kiss you and you weren't leaning my way –kisses- See you at 6 –walks away-
Renji: Wow my kind of women –walks-
Now what do you think Kon thought well he was totally happy for Renji and Rukia. And if you believe this then you should be slapped.
Kon: NO MY RUKIA DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN SHIT SHIT SHIT . . . . .OOH THE LETTER MINE
So Kon tried to catch the letter which only made it fly more. It flew and flew until it hit Ichigo full in the face. Kon stopped in fear when he saw Ichigo reading it thinking. Son of a. It was at this Ichigo looked at Kon and said
Ichigo: Kon I know you wrote this letter AND I know what you were planning.
Kon: Uh oh IT WASN'T ME IT WAS . . . . . . TESSAI. . . . .KISUKE. . . . .what were you thinking.
Ichigo: It is obvious you wrote this letter for –Kon hold breath- ME
Kon: Ok COME AGAIN
Ichigo: You see by giving the letter to me I would go to this bridge thing and think that I was stood up. Thus meaning I would be acting emo for the rest of the series then the big wigs would have no choice but to name YOU the main character. THUS GIVING YOU ABSOLUTE POWER. But I got there first –folds letter and toss- Kon YOU WILL DIE
Kon: OH SHIT AGAIN
Now as Kon ran the letter flew right into the hands of Youroichi. Who in turn tossed it away without looking as she had to rape Kisuke?
Youroichi: What? –Holds sword to throat-
Um I mean to have Sex?
Youroichi: Better
Now the letter flew right into the hands of Soi Fon
Soi Fon: OH MY LADY YOU DO CARE
OMG RENJI WAS SMART. Ok Review and sorry this took so long but I have come down with a terrible disease. Lazy writeritis. That's where fanfic writers become REALLY lazy. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
