Roland's voice:

Attention all personel attention all personel

We have an All Points Bulletin out on a man with a nasally voice

I repeat we have an APB on a man with a fuckin' obnoxious voice

He's armed with a rod I repeat he's armed with a rod

Proceed with caution watch your back duelists

He could be coming at Joey Wheeler next

Verse 1:

There's a joker on the loose from the Egyptian ward

His face is up on the light-up board with a reward

He'll stab you with a rod don't be fooled by his charm

He's probably armed with intent to do your mentality harm

Ring the alarm, look for a man with a shitting, grating voice

Check the blimp out, it seems he hates the Pharaoh by choice

He's has a nice smile and laughs at your jokes

Good luck on your mission and guard your backs folks

Chorus:

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from him he ain't no good!

Verse 2:

We got our KaibaCorp tech to keep us all informed

Suited up head to toe in dueling uniforms

Ishizu storms in, we split the aircraft in sectors

Locking down every block and put up deck infectors

Protect us, Pharaoh and be sure that you stand close

Watch each others backs and guard your bedpost

And most of all be advised that he's wise

He could be disguised as one of your very own guys

Chorus:

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from him he ain't no good!

Verse 3:

I'm on a solo mission to find him personally

To settle the score and beat then him mercifully

For what he first did to my friends

It's sure to be the last

Following footprints with a magnifying glass

To drag his lying ass back to his padded pit

I'm mad as hell, on the trail of the camel's fucking spit

I heard a yell the voice sounded familiar

"Give me your partner or I'm gonna kill ya"

Chorus:

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from him he ain't no good!

Verse 4:

I followed the voice that led down into a labyrinth

Sneezing at dust, and swinging at the dark magician

Inside the depths of his soul room

I taste stale dust in my mouth, then the lights in the place went out!

I saw my past flash in front of my eyes

I felt the Flame Swordsman's high scrapin' against my sides

None of my guys knew where the S.R. was I was doomed

Then I remembered the puzzle around my neck, and found your room

Chorus:

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from him he ain't no good!

Verse 5:

Dueling with psyched robber's there was one thing I learned

They're only powerful when they know what you've fucking learned

I yearned for the day that we finally met again

So I can give him a taste of ancient medicine

He shed his pride, then he promised to shut up

I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into him, cut up

Split him at the seam then dragged the fella home

Beating him over the head with the his girlfriend's telephone

Police voice:

Attention all cars, attention all cars

Unit 666 has apprehended the suspect

He's going back to the Egypt, I repeat

He's going back to the tombs, how about that?

Chorus:

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from him he ain't no good!

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from him he ain't no good!

I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then

Why I oughtta

Stay away from Nam' he ain't no good!