Roland's voice:
Attention all personel attention all personel
We have an All Points Bulletin out on a man with a nasally voice
I repeat we have an APB on a man with a fuckin' obnoxious voice
He's armed with a rod I repeat he's armed with a rod
Proceed with caution watch your back duelists
He could be coming at Joey Wheeler next
Verse 1:
There's a joker on the loose from the Egyptian ward
His face is up on the light-up board with a reward
He'll stab you with a rod don't be fooled by his charm
He's probably armed with intent to do your mentality harm
Ring the alarm, look for a man with a shitting, grating voice
Check the blimp out, it seems he hates the Pharaoh by choice
He's has a nice
smile and laughs at your jokes
Good luck on your mission and
guard your backs folks
Chorus:
I make you think
you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta
Hit a bitch
ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
Why
I oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no good!
Verse
2:
We got our KaibaCorp tech to keep us all informed
Suited
up head to toe in dueling uniforms
Ishizu storms in, we split
the aircraft in sectors
Locking down every block and put up
deck infectors
Protect us, Pharaoh and be sure that you stand
close
Watch each others backs and guard your bedpost
And
most of all be advised that he's wise
He could be disguised
as one of your very own guys
Chorus:
I make you
think you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta
Hit a
bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no good!
Verse 3:
I'm on a solo mission to find him
personally
To settle the score and beat then him mercifully
For what he first did to my friends
It's sure to be
the last
Following footprints with a magnifying glass
To
drag his lying ass back to his padded pit
I'm mad as hell, on
the trail of the camel's fucking spit
I heard a yell the voice
sounded familiar
"Give me your partner or I'm gonna kill
ya"
Chorus:
I make you think you're a best
friend then
Why I oughtta
Hit a bitch ruler from the
back, I make you think you're a best friend then
Why I
oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no good!
Verse
4:
I followed the voice that led down into a
labyrinth
Sneezing at dust, and swinging at the dark
magician
Inside the depths of his soul room
I taste
stale dust in my mouth, then the lights in the place went out!
I
saw my past flash in front of my eyes
I felt the Flame
Swordsman's high scrapin' against my sides
None of my guys
knew where the S.R. was I was doomed
Then I remembered the
puzzle around my neck, and found your room
Chorus:
I
make you think you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta
Hit
a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend
then
Why I oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no
good!
Verse 5:
Dueling with psyched robber's
there was one thing I learned
They're only powerful when they
know what you've fucking learned
I yearned for the day that we
finally met again
So I can give him a taste of ancient
medicine
He shed his pride, then he promised to shut up
I
took his butcher knife and jabbed it into him, cut up
Split
him at the seam then dragged the fella home
Beating him over
the head with the his girlfriend's telephone
Police
voice:
Attention all cars, attention all cars
Unit
666 has apprehended the suspect
He's going back to the Egypt,
I repeat
He's going back to the tombs, how about that?
Chorus:
I make you think you're a best friend
then
Why I oughtta
Hit a bitch ruler from the back, I
make you think you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta
Stay
away from him he ain't no good!
I make you think you're a
best friend then
Why I oughtta
Hit a bitch ruler from
the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
Why I
oughtta
Stay away from him he ain't no good!
I make
you think you're a best friend then
Why I oughtta
Hit
a bitch ruler from the back, I make you think you're a best friend
then
Why I oughtta
Stay away from Nam' he ain't no
good!
