Disclaimer: I do not own Phoenix Wright.
Mark: Hi guess what, last night there was a lot of snow last night, so much that the pound frozen up, so I'm taking everyone out skating.
Phoenix: Why are we here in 7:00 in the morning?
Mark: because none of us ever spend time together, it's ether I'm at the hospital, Phoenix knocked out, or everyone at the set of Revenant Lawyer.
Everyone nods in agreement.
Edgeworth: Mark you do know that the pond is not solid.
Mark: Don't be a stupid that rumor is a lie.
Mark starts skating across the pond, not seeing all the ice cracking then Mark stops.
"What's all that cracking sound?"
Mark looks down to see cracks.
"Oh cra-,"
Mark falls in to the pond, Phoenix turns to the camera.
"Oh yeah, let's get on to the reviews, oh and a part in this chapter has an out of character moment."
Zego: Thanks I do try to keep with the game, and I just love doing the Larry parts, it's fun! I hope I hear from you after this chapter.
Count X. Gamlxltoe Nightmare: Thanks a lot for your review and I hope I meet the demand for this chapter.
Mentality at its Worst: On THAT certain subject; nothing more will happen after that.
Chapter 3:
A Bad Day
November 15th 2007 9:00 AM
Angel Hotel
Phoenix awoke to the smell of steak, the same smell of what he has smelled all night! Phoenix walked out of his room to see, Larry still asleep on the couch, Pearl and Maya at the table talking about something (there was a lot of giggling.)
"Hey you guys," Phoenix said, as he grabbed a muffin from the carts that must have been ordered this morning.
"Hello Mister Nick," said Pearl.
"Hi Nick" said Maya with a smile.
"Hey baby."
Phoenix blushed at the voice and said, "I didn't say that!"
Phoenix looked behind him to see Larry on the couch holding a donut in his hands, still half asleep.
"You got icing on you, you know I can't resist that," Larry said as he started licking the pastry.
"Okkkkkkkk that was weird, anyway in a couple hours I have to go to the court," Phoenix said and Pearl's eyes widened.
"You're going to court? What did you do!?"
"No I'm helping someone who needs help, I didn't do anything," said Phoenix, as he sat down and turned on the TV.
"Mister Nick, aren't you forgetting something?" Pearl asked.
Phoenix looked around, "I got my muffin and some coffee… I'm good."
Pearl's face turned from sweet little girl, to evil angry murderer chick, "Mister Nick you forgot to give Mystic Maya a good morning kiss!"
"K-kiss? Why would I give-," Phoenix was frozen by Pearl's evil stare, "h-h-how could I forget?"
Phoenix got up walked to Maya, and then kissed her on the cheek, Pearl looked happy now, thank god.
"So Nick, Pearly and I are going to pick out a Turkey," Maya said with a blush.
"Ok that's good I got to go to the court now, it will take about three hours," Phoenix said as he took a sip of his coffee.
"Ok bye Nick."
"Bye Mister Nick."
Larry opened his eyes and waved halfheartedly.
"Bye," Then Larry's eyes shot open and he suddenly yelled, "VAMPIRES!"
Larry jumped up from the couch, took one of the steaks, and started hitting Phoenix with it.
"Ouch! Larry stop it's me Phoenix!"
"Vampires they're everywhere!" Larry yelled, apparently he was sleepwalking because he turned around and started hitting a picture on the wall.
"I got to get out of here!" Phoenix yelled as he ran out of the door.
November 15th 2007 11:34 AM
Court Defense Lobby
"Mister Wright!" Amy came running up to Phoenix, "I thought you where not going to come."
"Hey I took the case, so I'll get you free from all charges."
"Oh yeah, Mister Wright the man that arrested me asked to talk with you," Amy said looking over to see on the couch was Gumshoe look alike, Phoenix walked over to him.
"Detective?" Phoenix asked.
"Mister Wright, I was told to give you this," the Gumshoe look alike pulled out a bag and gave it to Phoenix.
Phoenix opened the package up then looked inside to see the Autopsy report.
Victim: Robert Sanctuary.
Gender: male.
Cause of death: Stabbed two times in the chest, traces of chloroform on him.
"Thank you detective, oh and who is the prosecutor?" Phoenix asked, as Gumshoe look alike turned around.
"Some guy named Miles Edgeworth."
"Wait Miles Edgeworth? Last I heard he was still in California," Phoenix wondered.
"He said he would be here that's all I know."
The Detective left the room, then Phoenix sighed reached for the remote then turned the TV on.
"Ah, the Price Is Right."
"And the next contestant is… Edgeworth come on down!"
The Price Is Right song came on and Edgeworth came from the audience everyone jeering him as he ran down the stairs, one guy even jumped out in front of him, screaming in Edgeworth face, Edgeworth screamed back the punch the man in the face, and continued to run down to where everyone would guess the Price.
"Ok everyone, you must guess the right price for this tea set, if you get the right price you will come up here and have a chance to win something big," said Drew Carrey.
One lady guessed 5,000 dollars; another guessed 10,000 dollars, and then a man guessed 3,000 dollars.
"Ok Edgeworth what's your bet?" asked Drew.
Edgeworth thought hard, "One dollar Drew."
"O-one dollar?"
"Yep one dollar, lock that bad boy in!"
"Ok and the closest to the price is… oh my god I can't believe it… Edgeworth, come on up here!"
Edgeworth eyes widened in shock, he started jumping up and down like a girl while screaming, then Edgeworth ran up the stairs next to Drew, and then Edgeworth ripped of all his clothes while yelling.
"Ok, wow, um let's get on to the first game," said Drew as he and Edgeworth walked towards the first game.
Phoenix could not believe what just happened Edgeworth has won all the games (and it was awful, especially when he had to spin the wheel.)
"Well done Edgeworth you have won, anything you would like you say?" asked Drew.
"Yes," Edgeworth took the microphone, "Everything I won here was to a good friend of mine, Phoenix Wright I love you man!"
Phoenix turned the TV off before Edgeworth hugged Drew.
"Mister Wright are you ready?" asked the bailiff.
"Yes! Yes I'm ready… by chance were you watching the Price is Right?" Phoenix asked.
"No."
"Good… because I do not know the guy who won," the Bailiff nodded in confusion wishing he would just leave.
Amy and Phoenix walked in to the court, the courtroom was so much different the audiences was seated behind them, the witness or defense would sit on the left of judge, the judge was younger he was about twenty-nine, no beard, and he had hair, short red hair.
"Is the Defense ready?" asked the judge.
"Yes your honor," Phoenix replied.
"Is the Prosecution ready?"
No answer, maybe because there was know one there.
"Looks like the trial is over as fast as it ended, Amy Blast NOT G-,"
"OBJECTION! I am here your honor!" There was Edgeworth in his normal red frilled suit, "So the Prosecution is ready."
The Judge looked at Edgeworth with a blank stare almost mad at Edgeworth for coming in, "Would the defendant take the stand?"
Amy got up and walked to the witness stand.
"State your case Ms Blast," said the Judge.
"Yes your Honor."
DEFENDANT'S TESTIMONY
The murder
"It was testing time, so I was getting everyone ready to go, but then saw a man walking into a room I followed him, but then I lost him until I heard fighting. I opened the door to see two men struggling, one stabbed the other, and I ran away as fast as I could."
"Hmm I see, Edgeworth would you start your cross-examination."
"Yes your honor."
CROSS-EXAMINATION
The murder
"Ms Blast, why did you flee the scene?"
"Because I got scared," she replied.
"And you never came back?" asked Edgeworth.
"Never," Amy replied.
"Objection!"
"Please look at this picture taken by a security camera, as you can see the defendant holding the murder weapon over the victim. Here's another one, that's shows her being arrested, so you never left!" The courtroom was full of muttering.
"Order, order! It would seem that the defendant is lying, and these pictures show that she clearly the murderer" said the Judge.
'Amy, why did you lie? Your testimony was totally off,' Phoenix was now really worried; she might as well just throw herself in jail.
"That is all I wanted to know," Edgeworth said with a smile.
"I see would the defense like to call anyone to the stand?" asked the Judge.
"Yes your honor, I would like to call the Detective to the stand," said Phoenix.
"Detective, please state your name and occupation," asked Edgeworth.
"My name is Frank Officer, and my job is a detective," said Detective Frank.
"I see now would you please tell me everything you saw when you got there?" asked Phoenix.
"Sure thing," he answered.
WITNESS TESTIMONY
When I got there
"When we got there we ran up the stairs into the offices where we saw broken glass everywhere, a dead guy in a Santa costume, and most of all; the Defendant holding the bloody knife!"
"I see Mister Wright would you please cross-examination?" asked the judge.
"Yes your honor."
This is it; this one peace of evidence could change the tide my way, Phoenix thought.
That's it, hope you all like it, and I'm sorry if I wasn't good at the court trial (first time) I'll try to get better, and all I ask is no flames, anyway next chapter is the last.
