Here goes Iggy's answers!
Note: I changed the title from "Please Write Your Answer on the Blank Provided" to "Please Type Your Answer on the Blank Provided". I felt it fit better
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Name?
Iggy
Height?
Tallest in the Flock, at 6'5
Weight?
Around 150 pounds
Birthday?
June 14th
Birthplace?
Don't know, Don't care
Current Location?
At a computer, typing these answers to a questionnaire. The lady's voice who reads the question out loud is really creepy. Max would kill me if I told you where we were right now. She would probably find you and kill you too before you leaked any precious information.
Zodiac Sign?
Gemini
Chinese Zodiac Sign?
Dog
Righty or Lefty?
Righty
Hair color?
Strawberry-Blonde
Skin Color?
Very Pale with some scattered freckles
About You:
What's Your family's situation?
Right now, Max is yelling at me to get off the computer, Angel is playing with her dolls, and Gazzy is covering his ears and telling Nudge to shut up and stop talking while helping me read this. Dr. Martinez is probably driving home from work, and Ella is talking to Max in her room. Fang is being anti-social. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Any pets?
Yes, sir (Or Ma'am)
If so, what are they?
A dog, named Total. And we have this sort-of other pet, named Akila, Total's "girlfriend", if you could call it that. Pretty soon, if things go as planned, we might have a couple of puppies roaming around the house. Not exactly hoping for that, though.
Favorite Relative?
Gazzy, though he isn't my blood relative.
Political Affiliation?
No idea
Your Friends:
Best?
Gazzy and Fang. Gazzy because we like to build bombs together and get along with everything, and Fang because he gives me advice and helps me out with guy things. I'm not going to go into any more details. But to give you a hint, he helped me just to be able to handle being in the same room as Ella, then getting within 5 feet of her, and then talking to her. Catch my drift?
Internet?
None
How many [friends] do you have?
Six, hopefully. Not sure if Max really considers me her friend after what happened last week with us ACCIDENTALLY blowing up a quarter of her closet.
Love them all?
Yeah… And some more than others, sometimes.
Any you wish you were closer to?
Yeah. Ella, most definitely
This or that?
Shorts or pants?
Shorts
Shoes or Bare Feet?
Bare feet, because I can get the feel of things better without shoes on, because I can't see anything. Duh.
Books or Movies?
Movies, because I can't read because I'm blind, and I can hear movies. I could learn how to read Braille if I seriously tried, but when will I ever have time to read? That's right: never. The only time that I've needed to know how to read was when we went to school and—
Oh, crap. Now I'm starting to sound like Nudge.
Night or Day?
Not much of a difference for me. The only difference is the sun is out on one, and not in the other. But I'm not much of a sleeper. I think my 2% bird genes come from an owl.
Dark or Light?
All I ever see is dark stuff, only black, so I'll go with dark. Though, sometimes, I can see things if the canvas background is white. That's pretty cool when I can.
Mountains or the Beach?
Mountains
Pepsi or coke?
Pepsi
Swim or Surf?
Surf. And I know you're wondering how I can do it, but the answer is: I don't know. I just can, because I'm awesome.
Favorites:
Color?
Brown
Number?
1701: The last day that I could see, 1/7/01, or January 7th, 2001. That day, at 4 o'clock P.M, the whitecoats pulled me in for 'experimentation,' and I never saw again once my vision after I blacked out from the anesthesia they used to put me under in order to do that damned experiment.
Holiday?
July 4th. The sound and explosion the fireworks is amazing. Gazzy usually describes the color and stuff to me, so I have like a show in my head to go along. Angel sometimes even sends me mental pictures. But Max hates the fireworks, because flying around them is kinda of dangerous. But I like it. Maybe it's my favorite holiday because Max hates it so much.
Season?
Winter, because if it snows a lot, I can see.
Movie?
Either Step Brothers or The Hangover.
Book?
Remember? Can't read.
Magazine?
See above answer.
Food?
Anything and Everything
Drink?
Monster or Red Bull. But Max says I'm not allowed to drink it.
TV Show?
America's Next Top Model. Just kidding, I hate that show. Nudge loves that show. I actually like pretty much anything manly.
Song?
Eh, don't listen to that much music, only what Fang plays.
Band?
See above answer.
Computer Game?
None
Video Game?
Call of Duty
Anime/Manga?
Neither
Shirt?
I can't see what I'm wearing, so does it really matter? My favorite color to wear, though is dark brown.
Pants?
Jeans
Actor?
Johnny Depp
Actress?
Megan Fox. Again, this is by Fang and Gazzy's judgement of hotness.
Singer?
Hayley Williams. Fang tells me she's pretty hot. But then again, I'm not really into red-haired girls.
Flower?
Magnolia
Scent?
Clean Shower Fresh
Animal?
Dogs
Cookie?
Sugar cookie
About Future:
Want to go to College?
Sure
What do you want to be when you grow up?
No idea
Want to get Married?
Hopefully
Want to have kids?
Hopefully
What would their names be?
No idea
How many?
No idea
Where do you want to live?
No idea
Where do you want to get married?
No idea
How do you want to die?
Heroically. I reserved the rights to these last words: "I should have had a V8."
More Stuff About You:
Piercing(s)?
Yeah, one on my ear.
Tattoo(s)?
Hopefully one someday. Right now, Max says I'm too young and have to wait until I'm at least 21. I think I'll get one of a pair of wings, with all of our color wings encompassed in the whole thing, on my upper arm, right on top of my killer biceps. That's called dedication.
Smoke?
No way. Next thing I need to my impairment (of my eyes) is not being able to breathe. Besides, smoke breath is disgusting and totally not kissable.
Drink?
No way
Do Drugs?
No way
Skinny Dip?
Haha. You wish.
Greatest Fear?
Being an impediment to the flock due to my blindness and being the end of all of them.
In Love?
I think so. But I'm not sure if the girl I love loves me back.
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla
Go to Church?
No
Religion?
?
Scars?
Too many to count, if I did, I'd probably have over 153 (random number). I'm pretty tough.
CD's owned?
Yeah, too many.
Collections?
CD collection, before we used all of them and one of Max's to build this amazing bomb. It may have been our (Gazzy and mines) best to date.
Ever eaten Sushi?
Yeah
An entire case of Oreo's?
Yeah. Pulled an all-nighter with Gazzy and Nudge after Max thought we were asleep, and we all ate an entire case of Oreo's. But we naturally have a high metabolism, so we were fine.
Been on Stage?
Yeah, I was the leading role in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet on Broadway. Haha. Just kidding. I have (but not in the theater), and it was not fun talking to a bunch of politicians on stage.
Danced in the Rain?
Yeah, don't want to go into details.
Weirdest Dream?
When Angel decided to become a pro-wrestler. Yeah. That's pretty much self-explanatory. You've gotta admit that would be pretty scary, though.
Best Dream?
I have a pretty dirty mind, won't go there.
Dream you wish would most come true?
When Ella kissed me in the rain.
Think you're attractive?
Smokin' hot. I was the one who originally brought sexy back.
Shoplifted?
An accomplice of when Max did it, so I guess that makes me guilty as well.
Like Thunderstorms?
Don't have an opinion on them.
Favorite Shoes?
Barefoot
Favorite Quote?
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
- Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.
Best Advice Given?
Telling Nudge to shut up for five minutes.
Worst Advice Given?
Telling Gazzy to jump off a cliff. He did, and….he was fine, because as soon as he neared the bottom, he opened his wings.
Pet Peeve:
Let me think. I only have 4 out of 5 of my senses, so I would have to say being blind is my choice.
Favorite Song Lyrics?
Don't listen to music.
What quote says the most about your life?
I even took the time to look this one up, it took awhile:
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."
-Helen Keller
