Chapter Three: Yeloh Meets Kaiba

It was... ... ... ... ... Kaiba!

Both shuffled their decks in a cool way, before getting the duel started.

"I play Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!" said Kaiba, sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear, and looking uber-smexy.

"Isn't that against the rules?." asked Yeloh, questioningly.

"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!" said Kaiba in an uber-smexy voice

"Now I will go on the attack with Mammoth Graveyard, Polymerization, and the Living Arrow card." said Yeloh.

"What's a Living Arrow card?" said Kaiba in a frightened, yet still uber-smexy voice"

"I'll tell you. Normally, I make a fusion with my cards but for a change, Living Arrow allows me to fuse my cards with my opponent's cards opening up bold new possibilities. Now I will use the magic of the Living Arrow to fuse my Mammoth Graveyard to the heart of your beast. However, since my Mammoth Graveyard is an undead type monster, it can't properly fuse with your living Ultimate Dragon. Instead, it will cause your dragon to rot and decay from the inside out and since Mammoth Graveyard has a total of 1200 attack points, that means your Dragon will lose 1200 attack and defense points each turn until even my weakest monsters can destroy it." explained Yeloh. Better take some notes this is an awesome strategy!

Kaiba looked surprised, but in a sexy way.

"I play Yellow Magician, and take away all of your Life Points!" said Yeloh, beating Kaiba.

"Curses. Here's my Obelisk God Card and my three Blue Eyes White Dragons." said Kaiba, cursing. "Wanna have sex?"

Yeloh and Kaiba had loving, tender sexing until Kaiba said.

"Wait, you are my sister!" said Kaiba, revealing incest.

"But only step!" said Yeloh, disrevealing incest..

"Yeah, but we are also related 'cuz Garbanzo or Gorgonzola or whatever the hell is name is, had an affair with Ishizu's mom, Pegasus's grand-cousin, my mother's sister!" said Kaiba, rerevealing incest.

"GASP!" said Yeloh, gasping.

"Bye sis!" said Kaiba, waving.

"BYE!" said Yeloh.

"ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair is telling me the fourth opponent, Pegasus!" said Kemo, announcingly.