(requested by The Singing Maiden)
Germany: Marukaite Chikyuu? Isn't that one of Japan's phrases? Why can't I say Guten tag? Or Mein Kampf? I'm Germany!
Hidekaz: Well, yeah… but I didn't feel like rewriting everyone's song to fit their language so you're all going to have to sing in Japanese.
Germany: *large arm muscles start to bulge as he clenches his fists in frustration* BUT I'M GERMANY, MEIN GOTT!
(There is a long pause as Germany inhales and exhales deeply while Hidekaz shivers underneath the table of audio switches)
Germany: *narrows his eyes and tries to get the embarrassed redness off of his cheeks. He had let his anger get the best of him once again. Starts to mutter in an ashamed tone* … sorry.
Hidekaz: *adjusts his glasses as he starts to climb back into his chair* That's all right. So you'll do it?
Germany: No.
(requested by the Singing Maiden)
Prussia: Marukaite CHICK *takes the bird off of his head and thrusts it forward, then brings back his arm* Eeyoo. Marukaite CHICK *thrusts the poor bird forward again* Eeyoo. Marukaite CHICK *does the same thing one last time* Eeyoo. I'M SO AWESOME! Obviously this song is about me! It brings up my little pet like three times in the refrain! I knew you couldn't resist me, Himaruya.
Hidekaz: *facepalm*
(requested by The Singing Maiden)
Russia: Marukaite Chikyuu, da?
Hidekaz: Yes, I would like for you to sing Marukai…
Russia: Sunflowers, da? *was suddenly holding out a boquet of sunflowers toward Hidekaz*
Hidekaz: Um, no thank you. Actually, all I would like is for you to sing…
Russia: Vodka, da? *was suddenly holding out a large bottle of vodka*
Hidekaz: JUST SING MARUKAITE CHIKYUU ALREADY!
Russia: *purple aura*
Hidekaz: *nervously chuckles and pulls on his collar to give his sweating neck some air* On second thought, I would love some vodka right about now!
Russia: *brightly displays that adorable smile of his* That's what I thought you said! *cheerfully starts pouring a glass as Hidekaz hyperventilates*
(requested by The Singing Maiden)
(By the way, I did not write this one, this one was completely made up by Always Believe In Magic)
Sealand: Hey, jerk England, give me some ice cream. Hey, jerk England, HEY JERK ENGLAND!
England: Why you little…
America: What are you waiting for? Give Sealand his ice cream!
England: *sighs and trudges toward the catering tent*
America: BRING ME ICE CREAM TOO!
England: *scowls*
Sealand and America: *high five each other*
(requested by L.E-chan-Hetalia-DN-fangirl and The Singing Maiden)
Lithuania: Um, okay… so I'm gonna… sing now… Marukaite… *looks around nervously* Chikyuu… Marukaite… *checks his surroundings one more time* Chikyuu… *takes a deep breath* Marukaite Chikyuu…
Estonia: *walks in* Hey, Liet!
Lithuania: AAAAHHH! DON'T HURT ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING! *passes out*
Estonia: *blinks twice in surprise as he stares at poor Lithuania on the floor* Is he gonna be all right? I was only coming in to audition.
Hidekaz: He'll be fine. I'm guessing he saw Russia walk out on his way in here, since Russia went right before him.
Lithuania: *groans as he lays with his face buried in the carpet* I feel sick…
Okay, well that should do it for finishing off the requests from the first chapter. Next chapter will have Rome, Germania, Iceland, Norway, Finland, Estonia and Latvia. Stay tuned! And remember, if there's a character you really want to see here, tell me! I'll add it to my list of requests for later chapters.
