Welcome everyone to my very first story Black Madness. There will be some canon moments but most of it is strictly the result of my own twisted imagination set in the fun world of Harry Potter that JKR so kindly gifted us. There will be sex and violence but most of it will be suggested or referenced rather than actually described. This is a fem/fem story so if that kind of thing offends the please stop now. I have no idea how far I will go with this idea but I have a few chapters written and will edit and upload them over the next few days and gauge the response. Also as this my first attempt at writing anything I would appreciate kind or constructive reviews as they encourage me to continue and help me improve.
I must give a nod to all those fanfic authors who inspired me to do this (special mentions to Nemesis13, SilentlyWatches and Philosophise) if you see any ideas recycled it is not intentional. Consider it a compliment to your genius.
Dylan the Rabbit. xx
BLACK MADNESS
Minerva pinched the bridge of nose and let out an exasperated sigh. So that's why Albus didn't want to do it. The girl knew literally nothing. not even her own name. She would be having words with the headmaster when she returned to Hogwarts. "No dear, that is the name of your adoptive parents. Your real name, that is to say your birth name is Black. Alicia Morgana Black."
"Ooh that's pretty. Soooo now that I'm Alicia Black...can we fuck now?"
The deputy headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry let out another sigh. This was going to be a very long day.
CHAPTER 3
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 28th December 1994
The rest of the day had gone about how Minerva had imagined it would after her brief first chat with Alicia Black. She had informed the girl that yes there was such a thing as magic and yes she was a witch, told her of the school and her position within it, told her she would be getting a letter in the coming months and given her the options for choosing or not as the case may be to attend next year. This complete she had apparated them both to the Tonks' cottage handed her over to Andromeda and as soon as it was polite had gotten the hell out of there and back to her cosy study before the girl could do any more damage to her heart or her reputation. Although there was a point there in that squallid back room at the Leaky Cauldron staring at the stunningly gorgeous teenager standing there butt naked asking if she wanted to...you know, where she had almost been tempted. Almost.
"Silly old fool" she smiled to herself. "Right, now let's deal with the other old fool."
To her Albus Dumbledore was a legend. The man had been a beacon to the 'Light' for many years and rightly so having not just survived but actually despatched not one but two Dark Lords, but right now he was a lazy, cowardly old git and he was going to get a piece of her mind. "Why the hell didn't you tell me she was clueless Albus."
"I think 'clueless' is a bit strong Minerva from what I understand that young woman has an extremely active and ingenious mind. I'm still a little stumped how she even managed to find the Leaky Cauldron."
"Her mind isn't the only thing that's 'active and ingenious'. Albus she's a bloody nightmare you cannot be serious about her coming here next year, I'm incredibly fearful for the virtue of the females in this castle, and I'm not just talking about the students."
Albus looked confused. "Oh?" Then a smile pulled at his lips as he understood. "Ohhhh. Now I get it. Well honestly Minerva you're still a fine looking woman and it's not like it's the first time a student has had a crush on you is it? I think Miss Granger still carries a torch so to speak."
"This was not some schoolgirl crush Albus. She was standing there naked as the day she was born asking if we could...and then who was going to be on top...and what was going where...and if you start laughing at me I'm going to hex you right in the balls!"
He managed to stop himself. If asked he would say it was because she was his friend and a respected colleague who had been through a troubling and embarrassing situation. But he also knew that she really would hex him 'right in the balls'. "I'm sure it will all be fine Minerva". He actually said. "The place could use a little livening up."
"Well don't come running to me when you've got Irate fathers and the board of governors screaming about their 'defiled' daughters and deviant teachers all year." And so saying off she stomped off to find that bottle of Lagavullin she'd hidden last month.
When he'd finished laughing to himself Albus decided he really should call Remus Lupin and thank him for not carrying out his orders that night so long ago. That thought sobered him pretty quickly. He knew he should never have done it, whatever the girls parents had done she herself was blameless, it was a moment of weakness and anger on his part and he was truly sorry for placing his friend in that position. To ask a man of Remus' morals to kill an innocent child was a terrible thing to do and though he had apologised for it many times he still did not feel it was enough. Still, now he could make it up to the girl herself, well that and thank her for a most enjoyable afternoons mischief at his deputy's expense.
Tonks Residence, Dorset. 31st December 1994
Andromeda Tonks nee Black was thinking that MacGonnagal had the right idea when she all but dumped her neice on her doorstep and ran. The girl was, let's say, a handfull. Alicia had within the first four hours of her arrival goosed her twice, openly propositioned her three times and then flirted with her outrageously all in front of her extremely amused husband who actually laughed on more than one occasion. Then her daughter got home and things escalated, although in hindsight she probably shouldn't have pointed Alicia at her and said "There she's more your age and her name's Nymphadora. Go nuts." In the next ten or so hours the elder Tonks' were treated to a barrage of noise. Crashes and bangs, shouting and screaming, moaning and wilder screaming. Finally after hearing their daughter calling to an unknown deity, who surely must be deaf by now, for the fifth time that night, at Three in the morning Ted Tonks had thrown a bottle of firewhiskey in their room, locked the door and hit it with the strongest silencing charm he knew.
After that little episode Andromeda had decided that she had had enough and so the next afternoon when the two dishevelled girls finally arrived downstairs she went into full 'Black Princess' mode. Nymphadora would return to work immediately after a very late lunch and Alicia would learn to comport herself with the decorum that her name demanded. Lessons started now. Lessons in her family history. Lessons in etiquette. Lessons in speechcraft.
"No no no, for Merlin's sake Alicia you're going to be the head of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, one of the founding thirteen families, you simply cannot go about using language that would embarrass a sailor on shore leave no matter how pretilly you say it." Honestly she was beginning to think teaching the girl to speak properly was a mistake. Even without the swearing Alicia managed to imbue the most innocent of words with such inflection that they sounded positively filthy. Ah well can't give up now the glory of the House must preserved although she wondered why she thought this since they had unceremoniously kicked her out years ago for marrying Ted was a mystery to her.
"Aunt Andromeda" Alicia's small voice pulled her out of her thoughts and memories.
"Yes dear."
"What did you mean when you said I would be the head of the House of Black?"
"Ah. Yes. Well. The fact is that with your Grandparents dead and your Mother and Father in Azkaban you are the next in line and we need to get you inheritance tested and in place before the Ministry declares the family defunct. And on a related matter I need to ask you about your intentions towards Nymphadora."
"Oh that's easy I intend to fu..."
"Yes thank-you Alicia. What I meant is that once you are confirmed as Head of House you can't simply go around...doing that... without some kind of commttment or you will ruin the reputation of whover you're ...doing it... with, that is if they're even half way respectable."
"So what you're saying is that once I'm Head of House Black I can't shag Nym without marrying her." Her Aunt nodded her assent. "Well that just sucks big hairy troll balls. I don't suppose I can put off the whole becoming head thing for a few years can I?"
"Not if you want the House to survive no. And if you did want to continue with her you would face some pretty serious opposition, because of the first cousins thing rather than the two girls thing. Your parents had a hell of a fight to be accepted."
"Cocking fucking arsebastards." The muttering ravenette suddenly sighed. "Oh well at least we'll have tonight."
"Just remember the silencing charms tonight would you Love." Andromeda indulgently patted the the young woman on her cheek and smiled. "Now. Back to work."
Alicia was already tuning her out and thinkng about the coming night. She would get to give Nym her New Year's kiss. And then she'd give her a New Year's 'fuck my brains out'. And she would remember the silencing thingumy. Probably.
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