Chapter 3:
My Butt Lies Over
The Ocean
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters in this story!
B. Mario: Hey, Mr. Pianta. Please take us over their.
Mr. Pianta: Over the ocean? I know we're going over the-
B. Mario: No, I mean over their see that weird looking ugly thing over
their!
Mr. Pianta: Oh, you mean W&W lair. Ok! Please keep still on the top of all
times. Please wait for the seatbelt button for you to take off your
seatbelt on this boat.
B. Mario: K, K, let's get this boat movin.
B. Yoshi: Umm, Mario.
B. Mario: YOSHI!
(Sees B. Yoshi falling off the boat)
B. Yoshi: Please help me Mario! The water is trying to suck me up like a, a
, a, DROUGHT! Use him, please!
B. Mario: DROUGHT, help him before he has a heart-attach, or starts laying
eggs!
DROUGHT: I will try to suck the idiot up!
( Sucks his butt inside the bottle)
DROUGHT: Boy, your butt stinks. Please Mario. Take him out, TAKE HIM OUT!
( POP)
DROUGHT: Thank You very much. Please do not make me do that again. That was
worse than that pool of barf nightmare I had.
B. Yoshi: Oooo. Look at the little fish. So pretty! So.....Ahhhhhhhhh!
(Fish swallows his head)
B. Yoshi: What have I done to deserve this.
Flashback
B. Yoshi: Yay! Museum! OOOO! Mona Lisa! Hey, it doesn't look right! I'm
gonna draw a happy face. Ya, a happy face!
( B. Yoshi draws a happy face on thr Mona Lisa)
B. Yoshi: Dododododooo.
Security Guard: Hey what are you doing get down from there!
B. Yoshi: Oh gosh, there must be a bad man in this museum. Oh, I better be
careful!
Security Guard: You're coming with us.
B. Yoshi Waaaaaaaa! I'm the bad baby, I'm the bad baby! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Security Guard: You're not allowed in this museum AGAIN!
( Kicks B. Yoshi out of the museum)
End Flashback
B. Yoshi: Oh ya! No reason to cry then. Time to whine! Why did I do that!
B. Mario: That will shut him of!
( Foghorn noise, then the fish spits out B. Yoshi)
Fish: What an incredibly stinky baby! I better go on a diet!
B. Mario: Ok, there is some benefits in B. Yoshi's stinky butt.
B. Yoshi: Wow! Look at that whale! Its blue and its eating those tiny fish.
B. Mario: Why did I pick you!
B. Yoshi: Because I'm really stupid!
B. Mario: Oh ya! Thanks for reminding me!
B. Yoshi: Thank You!
( Splashing Noise)
B. Mario: What was that?
B. Yoshi: I just pooped!
B. Mario: Sorry for asking!
B. Yoshi: That's ok. Its been a pleasure for telling you my business!
Under the sea
Fish: Poop alert! Poop alert!
Mayor Fish: There are so many disgusting people up on land. I bet if we had
chance we could poop on their land.
Assistant Fish: Um, Mr. Mayor. It says on this poll on the internet that
over 75% of land on Nintendo Country is covered in poop!
On the Boat
B. Mario: I feel really sorry for the fish below!
B. Yoshi: Why is that?
B. Mario: Never mind. :-Z
B. Yoshi: Mario, I have this really important question to ask you! You
don't know how important this is. It's like this big:
here to here!
B. Mario: Ok already!
B. Yoshi: Does my butt look big to you?
B. Mario: This is your important question! THIS IS YOUR IMPORTANT QUESTION!
Well, it does look kinda of big from here. If you buy those tight diapers,
it will make your butt like you have no butt at all!
B. Yoshi: Thanks for the tips Mario!
B. Mario: You're Welcome!
Mr. Pianta: Arriving at destination. Please buckle your seatbelts and keep
all hands to yourselves.
( B. Yoshi hands on B. Mario's penis)
B. Mario: Didn't you here him. All hands to yourselves!
B. Yoshi: Oh!
Boom
Mr. Pianta: We have just crashed at our destination. Please rum like a
maniac off the boat. Thank You!
B. Mario: We're here!