Here it is! Why Anakin is so Hot!
Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan visit the Asylum!
Obi-Wan: So Anakin, do you have any relatives you're embarrassed about?
Anakin: Nope. I'm perfect. I do have a friend I'd consider a brother though…
Ahsoka: Oh?
Anakin: Yeah…lemme take you back…
-Flashback-
001 Graveyard Road – Coruscant Asylum
Big Guy Jones: And you'll be here forever!
Anakin: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Big Guy Jones: Yeah. That's how we do what we do.
Anakin: How am I gonna save the universe in here?
Guy: You won't…
Anakin: Who are you?
John: I'm John Jacob Jingle Himmer Schmidt. John Jacob for short.
Anakin: Hi John Jacob. I'm Anakin. How'd you get in here?
John: I was much too ugly…*steps out of darkness* now I'm gorgeous.
Anakin: Dag. I wanna be that beautiful!
John: You can if you follow these rules. 1. Praise The God…2. Pray for The God…3. Love The God.
Anakin: Who's The God?
John: In time you'll see.
*He then led Anakin to a super tall tower. On top was a 15yr old singing*
Anakin: Who is that?
John: The God.
Justin Bieber: And I was like Baby, baby, baby OHHHHH! Baby, baby. Baby, Nooooo!
John: Yo Justin! We got a newbie!
Justin Bieber: Jacob Jingle! What's poppin' bro?
John: Newbie right here.
Justin Bieber: Snap! He's ugly!
Anakin: Gosh that's mean.
Justin Bieber: Don't sweat it bro! John and I will make you gorgeous by the end of the week. Remember it's only a 5-Day Free Trial.
Anakin: Um…right.
John: By Monday, the girls are gonna be chasing you up and down the avenues!
Anakin: Yess…
Day 1
JB: Alright Anakin, First off, you need a talent.
Anakin: I'm open for suggestions.
JB: How about a Ghostbuster?
John: You remember Mario? He didn't graduate with that talent.
JB: Oh, good call. What about a…hmm…I got it! A male model!
Anakin: I'm diggin' it!
JB: Let's go!
At the modeling center…
JB: Ay Tyra! Hook this guy up!
Tyra: I'll get him to be one of the sexiest swimsuit models ever!
JB: Yeah. By tomorrow!
Day 2
Tyra: So Justin, how's this?
*Anakin comes out wearing cargo shorts and showing off a six pack of abs*
JB: Oh! If I was a girl, you'd be my bedroom wallpaper!
Tyra: Anytime Bieber!
JB: Alright Anakin, you got the abs, now you need the face.
Anakin: Where will I get that?
JB: Here. Zac.
Zac Effron: Hey JB! Dang that guy is ugly, nice abs though!
JB: He needs sparkly teeth by tomorrow.
Zac: I'll make his face beautiful…but I'll have to send him over to Chip Skylark to fix them teeth.
JB: Cool. By tomorrow!
Day 3
Zac: How is this Justin?
JB: Whoa! Are you sure you're giving me Anakin?
Zac: I am bro. I have to go get working on some Dooku so see ya!
JB: Alright. You are hot now. Before you graduate, only a few things left. One is your hair and the other is your title.
Anakin: My title?
JB: Yeah like mine is "Bieber Fever." John's is "Jealous of John."
Anakin: Oh. Let's get to hair!
JB: I'm actually helping you with hair.
8 hours later…
JB: There! Nice shade of brunette to match your blue eyes. Oh and the bonus! Flip it.
*Anakin flips hair*
Anakin: Dang.
*Flips hair again along with Justin. The two have now been flipping their hair for 2 minutes*
JB: Now for a title. Hey fangirls! My bro hear needs a title!
FG 1: OMG! HOT HOT HOT!
FG 2: SEXY SKYWALKER!
FG 3: SKYWALKER SPIRT!
FG 4: SKYWALKER SENSATION!
FG 5: MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
JB: I like them…which is your favorite?
Anakin: Sexy Skywalker is perfect but Skywalker Sensation seems more me.
JB: Yea I liked that too. Go get some beauty sleep.
Day 4
JB: Morning Anakin.
Anakin: Yeah sup JB. What are we doing today?
JB: Today's the street walk. We put you in a random street and see how many girls come up to you.
Anakin: Seems easy.
JB: To move on, you must have at least 5. I got 10.
Anakin: I'll beat that easily.
*Anakin goes to the street and starts walking*
G1: Hey there…
Anakin: What's up?
*Score goes to 1*
G2: Hello handsome…
*Score goes to 2*
G3: Not to be awkward, you're really hot!
Anakin: I get that a lot.
*Score goes to 3*
G4: You single? *throws number at Anakin*
*Score goes to 4*
G5: Hey boy…
*Score goes to 5*
G6: *waves and blows a kiss*
*Score goes to 6*
G7: You wanna hang out some time?
*Score goes to 7*
G8: OMG! You are SO HOT!
G9: Yeah way!
G10: So hot I wanna bake cookies on him!
G11: You wanna come to the movies with us?
*Score goes to 11*
JB: Come Anakin.
*Anakin walks from group of girls*
JB: You've passed. You're free to go back to Coruscant.
Anakin: Thanks Justin! You're my homeboy.
JB: Yeah, don't forget it!
Anakin: I might send a friend down.
JB: Yeah I'll be waiting.
-Flashback End-
Obi-Wan: That is defiantly not true!
Anakin: It is so! Here's that girls number!
Ahsoka: You met Justin Bieber! OMG! Call him up!
*Dials Justin's number*
JB: Anakin? Hey bro what's poppin'?
Anakin: What now Kenobi?
*Flips hair*
For the record, I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE COULD DIE IN A HOLE AND I WOULDN'T CARE! LOL. That was fun to write! P.S. LaFawnduh, Bruno, and JB will be back!
