Here it is! Why Anakin is so Hot!

Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan visit the Asylum!

Obi-Wan: So Anakin, do you have any relatives you're embarrassed about?

Anakin: Nope. I'm perfect. I do have a friend I'd consider a brother though…

Ahsoka: Oh?

Anakin: Yeah…lemme take you back…

-Flashback-

001 Graveyard Road – Coruscant Asylum

Big Guy Jones: And you'll be here forever!

Anakin: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Big Guy Jones: Yeah. That's how we do what we do.

Anakin: How am I gonna save the universe in here?

Guy: You won't…

Anakin: Who are you?

John: I'm John Jacob Jingle Himmer Schmidt. John Jacob for short.

Anakin: Hi John Jacob. I'm Anakin. How'd you get in here?

John: I was much too ugly…*steps out of darkness* now I'm gorgeous.

Anakin: Dag. I wanna be that beautiful!

John: You can if you follow these rules. 1. Praise The God…2. Pray for The God…3. Love The God.

Anakin: Who's The God?

John: In time you'll see.

*He then led Anakin to a super tall tower. On top was a 15yr old singing*

Anakin: Who is that?

John: The God.

Justin Bieber: And I was like Baby, baby, baby OHHHHH! Baby, baby. Baby, Nooooo!

John: Yo Justin! We got a newbie!

Justin Bieber: Jacob Jingle! What's poppin' bro?

John: Newbie right here.

Justin Bieber: Snap! He's ugly!

Anakin: Gosh that's mean.

Justin Bieber: Don't sweat it bro! John and I will make you gorgeous by the end of the week. Remember it's only a 5-Day Free Trial.

Anakin: Um…right.

John: By Monday, the girls are gonna be chasing you up and down the avenues!

Anakin: Yess…

Day 1

JB: Alright Anakin, First off, you need a talent.

Anakin: I'm open for suggestions.

JB: How about a Ghostbuster?

John: You remember Mario? He didn't graduate with that talent.

JB: Oh, good call. What about a…hmm…I got it! A male model!

Anakin: I'm diggin' it!

JB: Let's go!

At the modeling center…

JB: Ay Tyra! Hook this guy up!

Tyra: I'll get him to be one of the sexiest swimsuit models ever!

JB: Yeah. By tomorrow!

Day 2

Tyra: So Justin, how's this?

*Anakin comes out wearing cargo shorts and showing off a six pack of abs*

JB: Oh! If I was a girl, you'd be my bedroom wallpaper!

Tyra: Anytime Bieber!

JB: Alright Anakin, you got the abs, now you need the face.

Anakin: Where will I get that?

JB: Here. Zac.

Zac Effron: Hey JB! Dang that guy is ugly, nice abs though!

JB: He needs sparkly teeth by tomorrow.

Zac: I'll make his face beautiful…but I'll have to send him over to Chip Skylark to fix them teeth.

JB: Cool. By tomorrow!

Day 3

Zac: How is this Justin?

JB: Whoa! Are you sure you're giving me Anakin?

Zac: I am bro. I have to go get working on some Dooku so see ya!

JB: Alright. You are hot now. Before you graduate, only a few things left. One is your hair and the other is your title.

Anakin: My title?

JB: Yeah like mine is "Bieber Fever." John's is "Jealous of John."

Anakin: Oh. Let's get to hair!

JB: I'm actually helping you with hair.

8 hours later…

JB: There! Nice shade of brunette to match your blue eyes. Oh and the bonus! Flip it.

*Anakin flips hair*

Anakin: Dang.

*Flips hair again along with Justin. The two have now been flipping their hair for 2 minutes*

JB: Now for a title. Hey fangirls! My bro hear needs a title!

FG 1: OMG! HOT HOT HOT!

FG 2: SEXY SKYWALKER!

FG 3: SKYWALKER SPIRT!

FG 4: SKYWALKER SENSATION!

FG 5: MY NEW BOYFRIEND.

JB: I like them…which is your favorite?

Anakin: Sexy Skywalker is perfect but Skywalker Sensation seems more me.

JB: Yea I liked that too. Go get some beauty sleep.

Day 4

JB: Morning Anakin.

Anakin: Yeah sup JB. What are we doing today?

JB: Today's the street walk. We put you in a random street and see how many girls come up to you.

Anakin: Seems easy.

JB: To move on, you must have at least 5. I got 10.

Anakin: I'll beat that easily.

*Anakin goes to the street and starts walking*

G1: Hey there…

Anakin: What's up?

*Score goes to 1*

G2: Hello handsome…

*Score goes to 2*

G3: Not to be awkward, you're really hot!

Anakin: I get that a lot.

*Score goes to 3*

G4: You single? *throws number at Anakin*

*Score goes to 4*

G5: Hey boy…

*Score goes to 5*

G6: *waves and blows a kiss*

*Score goes to 6*

G7: You wanna hang out some time?

*Score goes to 7*

G8: OMG! You are SO HOT!

G9: Yeah way!

G10: So hot I wanna bake cookies on him!

G11: You wanna come to the movies with us?

*Score goes to 11*

JB: Come Anakin.

*Anakin walks from group of girls*

JB: You've passed. You're free to go back to Coruscant.

Anakin: Thanks Justin! You're my homeboy.

JB: Yeah, don't forget it!

Anakin: I might send a friend down.

JB: Yeah I'll be waiting.

-Flashback End-

Obi-Wan: That is defiantly not true!

Anakin: It is so! Here's that girls number!

Ahsoka: You met Justin Bieber! OMG! Call him up!

*Dials Justin's number*

JB: Anakin? Hey bro what's poppin'?

Anakin: What now Kenobi?

*Flips hair*

For the record, I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE COULD DIE IN A HOLE AND I WOULDN'T CARE! LOL. That was fun to write! P.S. LaFawnduh, Bruno, and JB will be back!