The Life of Uzumaki Naruto
Chapter Three
Sasuke's Good Answer
Naruto walked through the village, heading towards the village.
"I wonder what you're day will be like..."
'I wonder what your death will be like..."
"I'm hurt!" Kyuubi cried.
Naruto rolled his eyes and continued to walk, ignoring the evil glares sent to him by the villagers.
When Naruto got to the bridge Sasuke was already there, but Sakura wasn't. When Naruto got close Sasuke glanced at him. "Dobe..."
"TEME!" Naruto shouted. "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING TO YOU YET!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and continued to stare into space. "I bet he's thinking about killing his brother... Hey, Kit? Why don't you tell Sasuke about when you saw Itachi?" Kyuubi asked.
Naruto shrugged, remembering Itachi...
Flashback
Naruto was walking though the village of the Sand Village, getting ready to head home after his mission. He felt someone tap on the his shoulder. He turned around to see... ITACHI!?!
"ITACHI!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" Naruto screamed.
"I could ask you the same thing. Anyway... bye," Itachi said. He walked away, leaving a very confused Naruto.
End Flashback
"Hey, teme. Guess who I saw on my last mission," Naruto said.
"Orchimaru... Kabuto... Gaara... Am I close?" Sasuke asked.
"Uh... no..."
"Give me a clue," Sasuke ordered.
"Fine. He has the Sharingan, his last name is Uchiha. His name starts with and I and rhymes with Utachi. Any guessing?"
"Uh... I give up."
"... ITACHI!" Naruto yelled.
"WHAT!? WHERE WAS HE!?" Sasuke screamed.
"Uh... I was kidding..." Naruto lied.
Sasuke starred at him, confused and shocked. He went back to his emo self and said nothing.
"SASUKE-KUN!!!" Sakura screamed happily. "Do you want to train after training...?" Sakura asked, looking at the ground.
"Sure," Sasuke answered.
"Oh... really!?" Sakura screamed. She ran around, screaming about how happy she was.
"But, you can't come..." Sasuke told her.
She stopped running and tried to stop herself from crying.
"Only Naruto can come," Sasuke said.
"Why!?!"
"Because I love him."
Sakura fainted.
"So, what do you say, Naruto?" Sasuke asked.
"Hm? You say something?" Naruto wondered. Sasuke fainted.
"OH MY GAUD THEY DIED!!! AHHHHH!!!" Naruto screamed.
"I think they fainted..." Kyuubi pointed out. "Like that girl, Hinata. The one who's in love with you..."
'WHAT!?!'
Naruto fainted.
"Yo!" Kakashi said, finally showing up only 30 minutes late. He looked up from his book to see all his students on the ground, looking very dead...
"Uh... oh..." Kakashi ran away, leaving the village, thinking that it was him.
A few very long hours later Arashi came looking for his missing son. He found him on the bridge. "Awww... There sleeping," Arashi said. He picked up his son, bringing him home. When he got inside it started raining.
Back at the bridge Sasuke and Sakura woke up conpletely wet. After a few minuted of standing there the rain stopped. A chicken walked up and covered them both with feathers. "Wow..."
Outside the village Kakashi ran as fast as he could...
The next day team seven got really mad when their Sensei didn't show up. The went to the Hokage, who told them that Kakashi left the village...
To Be Continued...
Yeah, I know it's short... I shall be mean...
