We Wish You a $#!&+/ Christmas
(in tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
sung by Cid Highwind

We wish you a $#!&+/ Christmas
We wish you a $#!&+/ Christmas
We wish you a $#!&+/ Christmas
And a $#&!)+/ New Year.

Good tidings we bring
To you little $#!)$
Good tidings for Christmas
And a $#&!)+/ New Year.

&#$! give me a cup of #&!) tea,
&#$! give me a cup of #&!) tea.
&#$! give me a cup of #&!) tea
And I want it now.

I won't go until I get some
I won't go until I get some
I won't go until I get some.
$#&! I want some tea.

We wish you a $#!&+/ Christmas
We wish you a $#!&+/ Christmas
We wish you a $#!&+/ Christmas
And a $#&!)+/ New Year.