"Mother I'm home," Gohan called into the seemingly quiet residence. He made his way to the living room, where his younger brother Goten was smoking a fine class cigar.
"Brother," Gohan nodded to Goten.
"Ah, the prodigal son has returned," Goten said dryly, "Did you have fun at school today?"
"Yes, it was very entertaining," Gohan said and his brother let out a laugh.
"Well, it would be, fraternizing with the mortals," Goten said, eyes narrowing. "Luckily for me, today was a rather slow day. I met up with Trunks for our job, the assassination of the Russian ambassador." Gohan was not surprised. Since Goten could walk, he was put into service for the Ox- Kingdom as a renounced assassin. Trunks was his partner in crime, much to Vegeta's horror. Suddenly a frantic knock came on the door. Using his Ki sensing abilities, Gohan determined it was Vegeta.
"Speak of the devil," Goten said dryly. Gohan got up from his seat on the couch and opened the door. An obviously troubled Vegeta stood before him.
"Gohan," Vegeta said and embraced the boy in a bone-crushing hug. "You need to come over and spar more. Anyway, have you seen Trunks? I can't find him anywhere and Bulma is so worried." Vegeta said, close to tears while Gohan just looked over to where his brother was seated.
"Did you check the pub?" Goten called from the living room. Vegeta shook his head.
"No, that place scares me," he admitted and Gohan rolled his eyes. Vegeta was such a wuss.
"Well I'd check there, bye Vegeta," Gohan said and shut the door in the sniffling Sayians face.
"What a disgrace to the Sayian name," Goten voiced his thoughts and Gohan couldn't help but agree. Suddenly Goku was flew through an open window, and landed on the couch next to Goten. Chichi soon followed, jumping through the window and landing on Goku's lap.
"Hey mom, where were you?" Gohan asked, looking at Chichi.
"Sparring with your oaf of a father, who didn't show up until an hour ago," Chichi pouted.
"I already told you," Goku said, "I was setting that trap in Vegetas bedroom. I figure if we toughen him up, he may act more like a man and less like Marron."
"Dad, you can't hurt Vegeta without me," Goten said.
"I didn't hurt him yet, but he should set it off in about five seconds." They paused and sure enough a scream was heard all the way from Vegeta to the Son's residence. "See, told you," Goku said and Chichi looked adoringly up at her husband.
"I love it when you hurt our friends," she sighed and Gohan and Goten got up and left the room. They didn't like mushy moments.
"Gohan don't you have homework to do?" Goten asked and he groaned.
"Yeah, I do, I guess I should get it over with…" Gohan said and opened his book bag.
"Well, Brother, maybe I can help," Goten offered and Gohan gladly accepted. They worked in silence for a few minutes, and soon all the work was done except for one math problem.
"This is the hardest problem I have ever seen," Goten mused and Gohan nodded.
"How am I supposed to solve this? Quadratic equations are easy enough so are perpendicular formulas but this, this is madness." Gohan said and Goku heard their pleas and entered the kitchen.
"What madness is this?" Goku asked after looking at the problem. "Chichi, come here!" He yelled and Chichi walked in. "What's 2 + 2?" Goku asked and Chichi thought long and hard.
"5!" She said and the other three Sons sighed in relief.
"Thanks mom," Gohan said and wrote the answer down. "Now I'm done with school-work," he said.
"Then let's spar," Goku said and Gohan followed his father outside and they took off into the air.
Videl was puzzled. She had been doing her homework when out of nowhere a scream echoed through her house. It sounded like someone in pain, but it only lasted for a few seconds. Right now she was working on her math homework, but she couldn't figure out one problem.
"2 + 2…" Videl said out loud. "Maybe I should call Gohan," she thought.
Goten stared at the ringing phone, did he really have to pick it up? Chichi was busy making dinner and Gohan and Goku were sparring. So Goten concluded he really needed to pick up the phone.
"Hello," Goten asked.
"Hi, is Gohan there?" Videl said from the other line.
"Nah he's busy, sorry sir,"
"I am a woman and I really need his help!"
"You kind of sound like a man, and maybe I can assist," Goten offered.
"Sure, whatever, what's 2 + 2?" she asked and Goten's mind went blank.
"Ummmm..." Goten really couldn't remember the answer. Wait, nope, he had nothing.
"Are you there?" Videl asked and Goten suddenly remembered.
"5, the answer is 5,"
"Thanks, and tell Gohan Videl called, ok,"
"Sure, bye," Goten hung up the phone. He still wasn't convinced that was a girl.
"Ahhhh!" Gohan flew through the window and landed on his head in the kitchen. Goten looked at his crumpled brother and grinned. Goku hopped in the kitchen and laughed at his fallen son.
"You threw me!" Gohan accused and Goku laughed cruelly.
"Gohan, some man- chick called," Goten told his older brother.
"Videl?" Gohan asked and Goten nodded. Chichi chose that moment to walk in the kitchen.
"Grandkids?" She asked and all three boys groaned.
"Not with Videl," Gohan said, "She is Mr. Hercules daughter, and looks just like him without the moustache." Both Goten and Goku cringed at the mental picture.
"You better not have them with her then," Chichi said, horrified, "I want pretty babies!"
"And I don't want to have to see that buffoon Mr. Satan," Goku added and Goten agreed.
"Well don't worry about it," Gohan said and his parents sighed in relief.
The Son household was quiet except for the sound of forks clattering and people eating. Videl's household was a different story. Her father had one of his daily whores over and was telling her about his defeat of Cell, again. For some odd reason, people never got tired of hearing it, except for Videl. She didn't believe her father had defeated Cell; he was too much of a goof. But there was no proof otherwise so she just went along with it. Videl just grabbed some food from the kitchen and opted to eat in her room, rather than have to listen to her father fraternize with his latest stripper.
Videl quietly made her way down stairs and put her plate in the sink. Then she snuck back to her room and turned in early for the night, she had school in the morning and her mission tomorrow, find out the identity of Super-Secret Sexy Man.
HAHA, caharacters are def OOC... thats why this is a parody...
