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I snuck through the dark into mine and Emmett's room. I whipped my head around really fast from side-to-side. Whfoot. Whfoot. My amazingly, soft, long, spun-like velvet, silky, soft, long blonde hair flew around my face. Okay, so that wasn't necessary. It's just fun. Okay? STOP JUDGING ME! Rose, calm down, you're talking to yourself again.

Anyway, why would you want to judge me? I'm just one of the most beautiful, talented, gorgeous, beautiful, amazing people in the world. Well, actually, I was brought up not to lie so I wont. I am the only person/vampire who is this beautiful, talented, gorgeous, beautiful and amazing. *Sigh* I feel sorry for those frail, ugly, greasy-faced humans.

"No, Edward, don't go please," Bella said in her sleep. Stupid, frail, ugly, greasy-faced, pretty human. I heard Emmett come up the stairs.

"Rosie, baby? You up here?" he called. No, he can't come in here! I panicked.

"Emmett, don't come in! I'm…er…I'm sick!" I coughed weakly whilst mentally cursing myself. Vampires don't get sick, why did I have to say that! No one will believe it.

"Oh, do you need some medicine? I can bring up a glass of water if you like."

Mind you, this is Emmett I'm talking to.

"No babe, it's fine, just doesn't come in. I'm very contagious and I don't want you to catch it too. I'll just rest and I'll be right as always tomorrow, kay?" Please, please be ok with that.

"Are you sure?" he asked hesitantly. Is he ever going to leave?

"Yes, I'm sure, just go away!"

"Alright, get better soon hon, love you."

"Love you too," I called impatiently. He finally made his way back down the stairs. Ah, Emmett. I love him but he can be seriously dumb sometimes. Of course not that I minded him being dumb it just kinda got on my nerves.

Anyway back to what I was doing with my amazing strut I strutted over to the bed and with my hand which had the newly manicured nails. Gosh stupid humans were so thick they did not even know what a '' was how could you not know that? Well anyway back to what I was dong jeez I was so distracted by myself! Back to my mission!

My beautiful hand and manicured nails picked up the bed and there it was. The door to my dreams. – Gosh it sounds so like weird but seriously it is so amazing I can't even like contain all the like…like….like total excitement! I opened the trapdoor and as I did there they were. All polished and pink! PINK I KNOW!!!

I walked down the steps letting my fingers trail the pattern on the wall as I had just come to the bottom of the stairs. There she was. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Blonde. ME!!!

There I stood my hair up in a ponytail and loose curled strands coming down cupping my face. I turned my torso around so that I was facing the largest mirror and what could I say. I was speechless. I was simply beautiful.

I strut myself to the pink throne and sat down and just stared at my self. Sigh. I definitely do feel sorry for those humans. Grease faced monkeys. Hamm.

Two hours later

Sigh I certainly was drop dead gorgeous. I better go up stairs now the others were probably thinking where I was. I took one last glance at myself and boy I certainly was speechless. I made my way back up and closed the door locked it and put the key in my back pocket. I took hold of the bed and placed it back and just as I was about to re-do my foundation I froze I knew I shouldn't have told Emmett I was ill.

"Rose darling, can I come in?" Carlisle spoke softly and instantly I realized what I had said. Vampires only died two ways.

1st - they got ripped to shreds and then burnt.

2nd – GULP! They would live up to a certain age and then maybe fall sick and then die. – And I passed that age yesterday!

"ermmm Carlisle im fine really I bet Emmett's overreacting again but you can erm come in if you want" I said nervously. What had I done!?!

You told my husband you were sick. You're baaaad, you're eeevil, you must be punished! Bring out the torturing devices!

Is that my conscience? How is that possible? I don't have a conscience!

What am I then, chopped liver?

Huh, cool, I have a conscience, I shall call it Oliver!

Whaaat!? You can't do that! You're a girl which means I am a girl because I am you, you vain, egotistical, socially suicidal VAMPIRE! You're MY conscience, I get to name you

Why can't I choose my own name?

Because babies can't choose their own names and because you've just been born. Besides, I don't like you

I AM you

I don't care

I wanna choose my own name!

Honestly, you're worse than Emmett! Fine, what would you call yourself?

The Most Awesomest Coolest Amazingest Magnificantest Astonishingest Cleverest Smartest Largest Incrediblest Gigantosaurusest Wonderfullest Inspiringest Dizziest Funnest Astoundingest Stunningest Conscience To Ever Walk The Earth.

Or MAC-A-MAC-SLIG-WID-FAS for short

So, what do you think?

…Are you sure you're not supposed to be Emmett's conscience?

He would be so much more fun than you are

Oh shut up, go play PowderPuffs

OOO that's totally what we should do! Lets go ask Emmett if he wants to play!

SHUT UP!!

"Um, is this a bad time?" Carlisle asked nervously. I looked at him surprised.

"Did I say that out loud?" I said completely embarrassed. I looked at the door and sat down.

Carlisle entered the room and went over to the bed with his medical kit in his hand with his car keys in the other.

"Rosalie….Emmett said that you were not feeling well mum ill?" said Carlisle feeling slightly uneasy.

Great sometimes I just wished that I could disappear or at least read his mind jeez ok yeah I loved me and im glad im more beautiful than the rest but seriously come on!

"Carlisle im perfectly fine I was just trying to get some alone time and I only said that to get Emmett away from me. I guess I shouldn't have said that because now everybody is probably all worried and all so yeah im sorry dad." I apologized in one breath.

"Rosalie just don't do that again you really had us all worried you know and you wouldn't know what it would feel like only having on daughter because of losing the other one so next time please be more responsible. Apart form that I gota go to the hospital now so bye rose and take care….please" and wit that Carlisle left the room.

Wow. Well what do you know I was loved ha-ha well with a face like mine who couldn't love me?

Hey again it's the MAC-A-MAC-SLIG-WID-FAS here. I just wanted to say you should appreciate what you have in life like a family like yours I don't even have that I only have a voice and I look like you but I don't know that I don't have a family!. Well come to think about it I do! O M GEEEEEEEEEEY! I HAVE A FAMILY!!!!!!!

Ummm you're a conscience you don't have a family…what is with people and consciences today what is it like dramatic day speech day? Urgh honestly.

Look here girlfriend I do have a family ok! Wanna know there names??..... Wait you don't have the right to answer that ill tell you anyway ok!

Ok so at the moment im going out with Emmett of conscience.

My brothers are Edward of whom may read thy mind and Jasper which feel ones feelings of consciences and my sister is Alice of the future see-er conscience-er.

My mom is Esme of conscience and my father is doctor of conscience of Carlisle.

Pretty sweet huh?

Ummm I think im going to ignore that im just going to go down and do whatever. Seriously what is wrong with the dang world today is what did I say before?

Oh you said '…what is with people and consciences today what is it like dramatic day speech day? Urgh honestly.' If you must know and by the way it is not dramatic day speech day it is Friday the second of February.

JEEZ leave me alone!!! Im going to rip you out of my head in a minute!

HEHEHE you can't rip me out of your head to simple reasons…

Explanation slash theory of mine number one. I am invisible which is so totally cool

Explanation slash theory of mine number two. I am your imagination!

NO YOUR NOT YOU'RE A LOSER AND IM NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH YOU ANYMORE I DEMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!!!!

Look lady I told you I cant just get out of your head you need to upset me but you wouldn't dare so yeah your going to have to put up with me sweetie.

You wana get hurt huh well put this in your thick brain – if you have one – YOU HAVE NO FAMILY MAN GET A LIFE!

Ok that was just deep. You cut me real deep im not talking to you anymore. *Sniffles*.

Wow heh im cool and mean and gawjurrrse. Oh well whatever im going down.

*no response*

Weird I got no response I wonder why. Myeehh! I dun care, Ima go stare at that gorgeous gal again.

Back in da mirror room of Rosalie LUUUUURRRRRVVVEE!

HOT DAWG! Look at her! I have GOT to get to know her better. She is looking FIIIINNEE!!

Oh yeah, it's ME! Sigh, I am amazing. I am gorgeous. I. Am. Fab. You. LUS!!

Hey maybe I could get some Rosalie-slaves to brush my hair—ooo, that angle is looking good today! Mmm.

So yeah, they could be like mini-me's except not as pretty or gorgeous or amazing or fantastical as me. OOO and they could play MUSIC in honour of my greatness!! Like that song, by that band, with the girl in it.

Oh that's reeeaaall informative!

Oh you know the one! The girl with all the plastic surgery!

Aqua?

NOOOO that's a disgusting colour!! Me like PINK!!

The singer?

NO! You stupid conscience! The colour! Pink, glittery sparkles…just like my teeth and my eyes and my hair—ooo, shiny, silky, smoothness.

OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT YOU! Let's talk about something interesting…

I AM interesting!

philosophical…

Let's not

beautiful…

Good, we're back on subject, my hair is looking rather great today isn't it?

I wasn't talking about YOU! I was talking about ME!!

Pfft, like you matter

I am offended.

I don't care. Go away. Go dance with your Emmett of conscienceness land.

Yeah, well, YOUR FACE!

Is looking mighty fine today!!

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Good, it's gone. Back to my mini-me slaves. They'll have shiny blond hair, but not as shiny as mine of course, that's silky, but less silky than mine, and is v. soft, but not as soft as mine because my hair is DA BOMB BABY!!

And they'll also have perfect noses and faces but not as perfect as mine because I am HOT! OOO! Maybe I could get mini-Emmett's to stare at when he's hunting! Mmm, images.

So my mini-me's will basically be lesser versions of my perfect self…but smaller! Time for some celebratory beautifying…

30 minutes later

OOO! I get to NAME them as well! Hmm, hard. I know! I'll call one of them Mini-Rosalie 1, another one Mini-Rosalie 2 and another one Mini-Rosalie 3 and carry on like that. Sigh. I am soooooo perfect!

Anyhey, what is that thing in my hair...Is it moving...But...I...NO FREKKENG WAY!!!!!!!

I ran up the stairs then out of my amazing chamber and then into the hall way and then down the stairs and then through the kitchen and then through the laundry room and then hopped across the sofa and then jumped over my brand new heels – btw Gucci and they are just amaze! – and then finally skidded to a halt in the living room where EVERYBODY was staring at me in just a matter of 2.45678907 seconds.

- Ok like seriously I know im gorgeous and everything but like why was everybody staring at me as if like they were about to laugh? I mean like?

"ESME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I screamed at the top of my lungs even though she was right in front of me.

Esme stood up and looked as if she was about to laugh at me, "yes honey?" and let out a tiny snigger.

"I…I…I need to talk to you" I said trying not to let the tears roll out of my eyes.

Okay vampires don't cry but ya know what I like keeping my mind dramatic ok and that's the way I is roll... eww did I jus t say I is?

Ok like OMC these beasts in my hair were so making me sound like Emmett.

"Sure thing, what's up?" she asked me perkily… ok something was up she doesn't sound perky like Alice unless she's up to something…hmm.

"I need to speak to you privately" I emphasized the word deliberately.

"Okey dokey pokey honey" and she smiled at me and led me into the back garden.

"Esme…Mom…I…I…I think I have…nits…" I looked up at her ashamed under my beautiful long lashes which I had only just curled a few hours ago.

She looked at me almost bright red in the face and then she like OMC she like…Laughed?

Okay what the Carlisle man?

"Mom?" I asked truly pissed off and feeling slightly confused.

"Sorry Rose baby it's just that" (paused to snort and took a deep breath) "They are not nits" And she burst out laughing and rolled over on the floor. I looked up not sure what to do and I realised everybody was standing behind the bench laughing at me and pointing.

That set me off.

"THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT ESME? AND WHY ARE ALL OF YOU LAUGHING AT ME? SOMEBODY BETTER ANSWER ME STRAIGHT AWAY ONCE I HAVE FINSHED THIS SENTENCE OTHERWISE I WILL DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!!!" I said panting and gasping for my breath.

Jasper stepped forward and snorted then went on taking a few more steps and the said still half laughing…

"Rosalie did you not read the back of that new hairspray can you bought a few days ago"

"No…why?" I asked slightly shaking ready to shout again.

This time Alice walked up to me to stand directly in front of me and it seemed she was the only one who had composed herself enough to not laugh when she talked to me.

"Babe the side effects definitely took a toll on you…you got the worst kind of moulting there is" She said with a huge smile on her face.

"Carlisle I don't understand?"

"Rosalie it seems that your hair is going to fall out during the next few days and that you are going to have to go under some surgery." Carlisle said with concern plastered all over his face.

That's all I can take and there is only so much that I can take. My vision went all blurry and I blacked out…

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Okay not really I just closed my eyes and was just thinking about what everybody had just said.

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Okay I'm going to open my eyes and everything will have been a day dream. I opened my eyes…

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and took off into the forest running as fast as I could and not turning back once. It wasn't a dream I was really going to have surgery!

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