Chapter Three
Soon enough, after a couple of minutes, Kakashi arrived at Sakura's apartment and simply stood before the door. He hesitated, unsure of whether to go in or not. But then, he figured that if he was going to be yelled at for being late again, he might as well get it over with. Yet, as he raised his hand to knock on the door, he stopped once again as he heard a faint noise coming from inside the house. Was that a scream?
In confusion, Kakashi leaned his head in and as just as his right ear tapped the door's surface he froze.
Someone was moaning. And was that...Sakura's voice?
Slowly yet swiftly, Kakashi forgot his formalties and unlocked the front door. He crept to where the moaning was coming from, only to see that the blocking door was locked. Looking cautiously up and down at the door, he saw a sign that stated 'Bathroom'.
With an eyebrow arched up, Kakashi leaned his ear to the side against the bathroom door and tried to decipher the voices in the locked room. The great pervert was shocked speechless as he heard the following conversation inside:
"Sakura. Slow and easy." a familiar low voice calmly said.
"No, Teme! That'll hurt her more. Lets get this done with quickly," replied another familiar, but rough and hyper voice.
Before anyone else could reply back, there was a howl of pain.
"Oh! Oh god, Naruto, that HURTS…Be more gentle, will you?" a female voice moaned.
"Sorry, sorry! I've never done this before," replied the scratchy, hyper voice.
"Hn. Sakura, lean down a bit. It helps with the pain," the calm one remarked softly.
"Than-AH. Ow! Stop yanking! Sorry, but that's too much force, Sasuke-kun."
"Sakura-chan! You're bleeding! Teme! Its YOUR fault! Sakura-chan's bleeding! "
"Ugh..du'h. With two guys using that much force, of course I would be-AH!"
"I've never done this before! How would I know that I had to be gentle?" Someone retorted.
"Well, You-AH! I'm not a toy Naruto!" seethed from someone Kakashi dearly hoped wasn't Sakura.
Kakashi deadpanned, too disturbed from what he was hearing to allow himself to further imagine what his students were doing in there. 'No. They couldn't be…doing THAT in the bathroom? Their first time? Together?'
"Hn. Sakura, relax. Its just a bit of blood."
"Its still blood, Teme!"
Unfortunately, Kakashi had read too many Icha Icha Paradise books and his mind couldn't help but conclude that they probably WERE doing what he had in mind. Still, he couldn't bring it to himself to knock the door over and stop them. Begrudgingly in silence, he had to admit that their first time at dirty talk was quite impressive.
"Ah! Ow! Push IT! Oh!" Sakura's moans repeatedly continued.
Or was it really their first time? They were so many parties they had invited him to in the past and he had always managed to come up with a good excuse not to come to every one. Had this begun..?
Kakashi looked down at himself. He seemed to be having a…natural disaster. Over Sakura's continuous moaning. He sighed. He couldn't remember feeling so filthy over his thoughts in his entire life. Slowly, he brought his hands up to his ears in an attempt to block out the moans.
But almost as if on cue, Sakura's moans became screams. "Damn it! Just take it out! This is too much, AH! pain!"
"Sakura-chan, calm down! I can't take it out…It's too tight in there. Sorry about all the blood.." Naruto mumbled the last part out.
"Hn. Let me see.."
"No! I can do this!"
" Move, Dobe." A slight shove was heard. Along with an "oof".
"You think you're all trained at this, Teme?"
"….Sakura, don't move."
"Mmph! Sasuke, your -Fumph- big!"
Kakashi couldn't take it anymore. His palms were sweaty and he thought he'd just heard Sakura say something she wasn't supposed to know, much less, say about yet. It took one more moan from Sakura and Kakashi knocked down the bathroom door. Mentally bracing himself for the scene, he clammed his right eye shut for five seconds and then slowly reopened it.
Holding Sakura's present tight, he blinked and looked up in fear.
But all he saw was Sakura leaning on the counter and Sasuke with a finger in her mouth.
Wait.
What?
"…" Things were silent for a moment as everyone stared at Kakashi, perturbed about his sudden entrance.
Sakura was the first to react and tried to say something but with Sasuke's index finger in her mouth, all she could utter was "mmph!". Which efficiently answered one of Kakashi's questions.
"…What...were you guys…doing?" Kakashi asked in a low voice, hesitantly, though he already knew the answer.
Naruto couldn't tell the difference in the atmosphere so he spoke up brashly, "Trying to get Sakura-chan's tooth out. She said its been hurting her since yesterday night."
Trying to speak again, Sakura tried to remove Sasuke's finger.
But when Sasuke finger wouldn't budge, Sakura groaned in despair; her way of telling Sasuke that his finger was still resting on her sore tooth.
When hearing her groan, everyone turned in her direction. Sasuke got the wrong impression and backed off a bit, which earned a stronger cry. Sasuke's finger wouldn't move.
"Ish Shtuck, Sashukekun," Sakura mumbled. Damn, her mouth was sore. And having Sasuke's large thumb stuck in her mouth was not the most ideal nor romantic situation she had ever hoped to have with her crush.
After a couple of tugs, Sasuke gave up. The continuous cries of pain were getting too annoying to deal with. And knowing that he was causing further injury in her mouth wasn't helping much either.
"...Getting comfy, eh, Teme?" Naruto glared at Sasuke.
"...Does it look like it? Dobe."
"Don't worry Sakura-chan, we'll think of someway to help you. Kakashi-sensei? Anything?" Naruto asked. When Kakashi didn't answer, Naruto walked over and waved his hand over Kakashi's face. With no reply from the still-shocked copynin, Naruto rolled his eyes.
"...Stupid sensei.." Naruto muttered.
Impatient, Sakura once again tried to pry out Sasuke's finger gently. She grunted, growing more irritated by the second at her own dilemna.
'Ugh. Stupid finger.I wish I could crack it off. Or maybe I could burn it. No, I wish I should bash it off...If- if only this finger didn't belong to Sasuke-kun!' Sakura twitched in agony as she silently cursed.
Breaking the silence, Sasuke spoke up.
"Kakashi, why did you ask what we were doing?" Sasuke asked, curiosity laced in his underlying tone. Naruto and Sakura's attention shifted to Kakashi too, as they realised that their sensei rarely, if at all, came to their parties. Sakura glanced at the knocked down door and groaned again, but not from the pain.
"Yeah! Kakashi-sensei, what did you think we were doing?" Naruto chirped up.
At the sound of his name being said repeatedly over the course of one minute, Kakashi snapped out of his stupified trance and was suddenly overwhelmed by the stares of Team 7. Clutching Sakura's present, he glanced to where Sakura was standing.
'Maybe,' he thought hopefully, 'Maybe I can just give Sakura the present and go.' He glanced around the room and contemplated the many escape routes. Perhaps the window would be a nice exit. Only a couple of paces and a window smash away. But looking around at his former students, they looked like they were ready for anything. 'Well, actually, with Sasuke's hand in Sakura, maybe it wouldn't be that bad and I could...'
"..Uh, I thought you kids were..already starting the party..?" Kakashi mumbled.
Sasuke's eyebrows rose, skeptical and wary.
"In the bathroom?" He pointed out.
"Yeah! Sensei! Did you have to knock the door down?" Naruto shouted in disbelief.
"Mmph!" Sakura said in agreement.
Silently, Kakashi looked down at Sakura's present, still clenched in his hands. A sudden thought occurred to him as he remembered earlier that morning when he threw his clock out the window. Maybe if he threw the present out the window... he could use that as an excuse to go...but then, what would happen if Sasuke snatched the book before it flew out the window?
"Well, you three have fun..I think I'll just leave Sakura's present here..."
Sakura jerked and quickly turned her head in response to hearing her name. In a quick and fluid motion, her loose tooth buckled and fell upon impact and her eyes watered with the sharp pain that followed. Her eyes widened from the shock, but she quickly regained herself and turned away. Sasuke regained his finger and blinked a bit at the sight before rinsing the blood off.
"Ugh." Sakura lastly said before she turned her head into the sink and washed away the extra blood from her mouth. Though it was painful, at least she had Sasuke's finger out.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto ran over and smiled, glad that Sasuke's finger was out.
Grimancing, Sakura muttered a couple of curses after rinsing our her mouth and slowly turned to Kakashi. Boy, did it feel good to finally talk.
"Typical of you to show up late, Kakashi-sensei." Sakura greeted finally.
Beside her, Naruto was eyeing Kakashi as he lifted his hand up and gave the present to Sakura.
"Sensei..What present did you give Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked, curiously.
Sasuke was silent, but was also curious. His eyes drooped and he stared in a lazy fashion; trying not to show that much an interest. But then again, Kakashi never did answer his question.
"Why don't you open it and find out? Enjoy your present, Sakura. Which I'm sure you'll will. Now if you'll excuse me.." Kakashi began. He looked into the room, hoping to avoid further confrontion.
'..How do I break it to them?' He thought slowly. To be frank, Kakashi felt that usual talks should be done by parents. Not teachers. Ok, scratch that. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura really didn't have parents to chat with. So the best thing would be..their team leader? Oh god, no.
Before he could utter a sound, Sakura, who had been turning over the present, examining it, began shuffling the wrapper paper. It was..in the least, really mysterious. Kakashi had never given her a present before. Sakura shuddered a bit, but she continued. Curiousity overtook her and she was eager to see.
As well as the other two boys waiting and watching beside her.
Unknown to the three, Kakashi took his time walking to the other side of the door.
'Four more steps..'
'Three more steps..'
"Two more..."
"What?" Sakura stopped and looked up, distracted, only to see Kakashi looking focused at the door. Kakashi's eyes widened and he cursed himself for unconsiously saying his thoughts outloud. When Sakura stopped, the other two boys stopped and looked up, too.
With eyebrows arched, the three stared.
And then the wrinkling sounds of paper being torn off started again. As Sakura inched closer to the edge of her wrapped gift, her fingers stopped as she recognized the infamous book color in all of its orange glory. Terrified, she hurried to tear the rest of the wrapping paper away and silently screamed as she uncovered her present.
"WHAT THE -", the three looked up with accusingly eyes...
Only to see that their perverted sensei had vanished.
The End.
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed it. -MoonlitElegy
