Scene II

TAMAKI: Welcome, my fellow classmates, to the Moulin Rouge Host Club! A place where every girl will be sure to be entertained! (peering around a few girls to see Haruhi) Or boys, as the case may be.

HARUHI: (blushing and talking to the audience) I knew this was a bad idea… But if this was my chance to get into Ouran High, I would take it. Toulouse (A/N: Hunny, just if you didn't get that) had told me that he had arranged a private meeting with Tamaki to go over the skills needed for being a host, but I was still wondering whether to trust him or not. Meanwhile, Kyouya, Zidler's investor, had also arranged for a private meeting with Tamaki to go over the paperwork and to see an example of the host club's work.

KYOUYA: Just for business reasons, of course. To make sure it was worth investing in!

TAMAKI: Stick to your lines, Kyouya!

KYOUYA: Well, actually, I feel offended! Why would I go to a host club for any reasons other than business?

TWINS: The same reason why you do anything other than business. Who knows?

HARUHI: I was planning on just reading out some of my work, but then I saw Tamaki… (stage lights dim slightly and Tamaki strikes another pose)(quietly to Tamaki) Hey, why do you get to keep your name?

TAMAKI: Because the author couldn't think of a name for a boy that would really go with Satine. So she's just going with Tamaki for my name in the play. Mademoiselle Zidler, is that him? The one by Toulouse? (winking and pointing at Haruhi)

RENGE: Let's see… (steps up on a platform and looks at Hunny. At that moment, Kyouya calls Hunny and he turns around to him.) Yes, that's him. Are you ready to make your grand entrance to him?

TAMAKI: All right! Wish me luck! (Hops off platform and walks through the crowds of girls) I'm sorry girls, but I promised a private meeting to this young man.

GRILS: Awww. Can't you stay here with us? (Tamaki looks swayed for a little bit by the sad girls, but shakes his head)

TAMAKI: Sorry! Now what is your name? (Tamaki and Haruhi start walking to a "private room" while the stage clears of girls)

HARUHI: C-Christian (blushing, yet again)

TAMAKI: Well, Christian, how do you like the host club so far?

HARUHI: It's very interesting.. I'd love to be a part of it!

TAMAKI: Oh, really? That's great news!

HARUHI: Assuming, of course, you like what I do… (to the side, whispering) like what I do? That makes me feel… unclean, or something…

TAMAKI: Relax, Haruhi. It's a comedy at this point. Just go with it. (Going back to the audience)Well… of course I will, Christian. Here, would you like something to drink?

HARUHI: N-no thanks. I'm actually a bit nervous, really. I know it must be silly, but…

TAMAKI: (talking quietly) Do not be afraid Christian. For I am here. (lifts Haruhi's head up slightly and leans forward…)

HARUHI: (stands up quickly) I know! I should recite some of my poetry so you can see some of my talent!

TAMAKI: All right…But you don't need to show me any of your talent. I will like you still. (smiles broadly at a once again blushing Haruhi)

HARUHI: Well, let's see… Umm… (starts spouting nonsense)

TAMAKI: (looks impatient and gets up, walking towards Haruhi) Really, you don't have to prove anything to me. I will like you just the way you are… (lifts Haruhi's hand up and slowly kisses it)

HIKARU: Hey wait a minute! I just read the script and it says that Haruhi and Tama- WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT THERE?

KAORU: (restraining Hikaru from running out onstage) Relax! It's just a play!

HIKARU: That's sexual harassment, that is! I have to go protect Haruhi!

KAORU: Shh. See how it will turn out.

HARUHI: (snatching her hand away and turning around, towards the window) My gift is my song!

KIKARU: Haruhi can sing?

HUNNY: It's the magic of the Moulin Rouge!

KAORU: No, it's the magic of the CD player over there, playing the Moulin Rogue soundtrack

HIKARU&KAORU: Oh…

HARUHI: And this one's for you… (turns around again and smiles at Tamaki. Tamaki's smile freezes as he gazes at Haruhi in wonder) And you can tell everybody that this is your song. It may be quite simple, but now that it's done…

HIKARU: (quietly turns away from the scene and walks away, with Kaoru walking after him, trying to make him feel better)

HARUHI: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words… How wonderful life is…

TAMAKI: (joins in) Now you're in the world. (safety fireworks start buzzing around the stage and Tamaki kisses Haruhi on the forehead)

GIRL 1: (at a different part of the stage) Why does that boy get to have a private audience? You don't think that Tamaki is…

GIRL 2: No, I am positive that Tamaki is not gay. So the boy can keep seeing him since there is no chance of Tamaki falling in love…

End of Scene III

A/N: Okay, I just have to say that this is probably confusing, and I'm sorry. And if you don't know a lot about the Moulin Rouge, you're probably going like: Wait. What? What's happening? This author is insane! But I would really appreciate reviews, even if you just tell me that my story makes no sense whatsoever. I would like it, though, if you told me some way I could make it better. Another thing is that I was wondering if the different types of font make the story more confusing. So please review, and I will come out with the next chapter soon!