[Mind/Body]


"Why did you come to me?" Genkai asked from the front door of her temple, "I've never delt with something like this before. The one thing I do know is that shape shifter traps are obvious so you'd have to be a complete idiot to just walk right into one."

Hiei/Kuwabara glared at Kuwabara/Hiei and said, "I wonder how stupid they have to be."

"You're the one that told us demon energy was coming from the cave!" Kuwabara/Hiei replied.

"I said I couldn't see into it to see what was in there," Hiei/Kuwabara said, "which meant it probably was a trap or else I would have stormed it alone days ago."

Kurama/Yusuke asked, "Genkai, you really don't know a remedy for this situation?"

"No," she replied, "and I can tell you're Kurama by how polite you are."

Yusuke/Kurama said sarcastically, "Thanks for the compliment as always grandma."

Yukina walked out of the temple from around the corner. "Genkai, I cleaned the bathroom like you asked. Hi everyone!" She paused in the doorway of the room.

"Yukina!" Kuwabara/Hiei shouted, "How's it going?"

"Hiei?" she asked nervously.

Genkai said, "It's a long story. They're all in each other's bodies right now. Kuwabara's in Hiei's body."

"Kazuma?" Yukina asked, "It's you?" She looked over at Kuwabara's body who was mostly ignoring her like Hiei usually did. He sat off to the side and leaned against the wall.

"It's me baby!" Kuwabara/Hiei said as he jumped onto the porch and grabbed her hands, "It's strange being almost eye-level with you for once." He smiled.

Yusuke/Kurama said, "Wow, Hiei, a smile really doesn't fit your face. Who knew you had such cute little fangs."

"Would you shut up?" Hiei/Kuwabara asked, annoyed.

Yukina pulled away and said, "Kazuma I'm sorry, this is too strange, even if it really is you in there. How did this happen?"

Hiei/Kuwabara replied, "Some idiot activated a trap."

"We shouldn't dwell on that," Kurama/Yusuke said, "we need a way to get back into our bodies so we can defeat Rina."

Yusuke in Kurama's body kept scratching at his new hair. "Dammit, Kurama," he said, "so itchy! How can you deal with having so much hair?!" As he shook it seeds and other plants started falling out of it.

Kurama/Yusuke said, "Stop it! You're losing seeds, you need those to defend yourself." He grabbed all of the plants he was losing.

"I'm here!" Botan said, flying in on her ore from spirit world. She looked at everyone nervously, seeing them all act out of character. "Hiei?" she asked Kuwabara/Hiei standing in front of Yukina.

"It's Kuwabara," Kuwabara/Hiei replied. He grabbed Yukina's hands and said, "Don't worry, we're figure this all out soon."

"Ow!" Yukina shouted and pulled away from him. He looked down and realized his hands were on fire.

"Fool," Hiei/Kuwabara said, "if you put your energy into her you'll set her on fire."

Kuwabara/Hiei said, "Sorry, Yukina. I've never had fire powers before so this is a little weird."

She replied, "I know you didn't mean it."

Yusuke/Kurama demanded, "Botan, tell us how to fix this disaster already."

"Yusuke?" she asked, looking at Kurama, "Well, Koenma wants to see all of you in person so he can figure this out." She tried to hide her laughter.

"Shut up," Yusuke/Kurama said, "he just wants to laugh at all of us."

Kurama/Yusuke said, "Perhaps we shouldn't assume."


Koenma was laughing at all of them from his desk once Botan presented them to him. Kurama/Yusuke said, "I stand corrected."

Yusuke glared at Koenma in Kurama's body. "Listen pacifier breath, we don't have time to make jokes about this!" he shouted, "How do we fix this?"

He tried to hold back his laughs and said, "Kurama don't look at me like that, you never lose your cool!" Then he started laughing.

"It's not very funny," Kuwabara/Hiei said.

Yusuke/Kurama demanded, "Would you tell us already!"

Koenma said, "Fine alright I'll tell you. Rina's the only one that can change you back. She's a shape shifter, they're crafty so be careful."

Yusuke/Kurama asked, "You couldn't have told Botan to tell us that?"

"I had to see you in person!" Koenma laughed. Botan started laughing too.

"I hate spirit world," Yusuke/Kurama said.