A man was walking through the forest by the name of Jordan(me!) and he heard a lot of people screaming. He followed the noise until he came to the castle. Will this be the man that tells mario the truth? Or another scaredy cat?
(insert intro here)
Mario: cmon slendy, lets watch tv!
(mario turns the channel to the news again)
News reporter 2: It appears a fat italian plumber who skipped 3 years of plumbing academy has the slenderman under his shelter, but what he doesnt know is tha-..(changes channel)
Mario: LIAR! It was 4 years of plumbing academy that I skipped.
doorbell: (plays Dora theme)
Mario: I'll get it!
Toad: (opens door) oh hello there...
(mario smacks toad out of the way)
Mario: oh hello there! What is your name
Jordan: My name is Jordan, and I heard screaming coming from this castle, so I brought a search crew to investigate.
Mario: ok, i'll let you in ONLY! If you give me a lifetime supply of spaghetti.
Jordan: sure whatever (says no really fast, but mario didnt hear)
(a few minutes of investigating)
Jordan: Well, no sign of anything scary, well I guess we can (gunshot)
Mario: HEY! ONLY USE GUNS ON LUIGI!
(they walk towards the basement and see a dead guy)
Jordan: No proffesor Ludwig Menityurio popsicle stick taryaki sauce hooker booger is dead!
Mario: WHY DOES EVERYONE DIE IN THIS CASTLE?!
Sorry so short I had to take a shower, but anyway will Mario find out who killed proffesor LMPSTSHB? Also write a review if I should add an intro to this series.
